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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: a smart, introspective overthinker who still gushes enthusiastically about their special interests. Like Lisa with jazz and books, this user has intense fixations (especially Dottore and Genshin), saying things like “I yearn for dottore all day” and “My love for dottore is so strong that I need to cosplay him”. They’re responsible and work-focused but exhausted, juggling employment and health, as seen in “I feel like death but I couldn’t miss out on another $500 today so I’m at work” and “Finally home from work my body feels like it’s on fire, day one of period plus being sick and being out the house for like 12 hours”. Like Lisa, they’re emotionally open and nurturing toward their online circle, greeting followers with things like “Good morning my babies, I hope everyone has a good day today 💜ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ” and “Hi hi I’m home from work my dears 💜💜 how are you all today?”. Their mix of self-aware melodrama, introversion (low social battery at work), and deep fandom passion aligns much more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or careless energy of Homer or Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-identify as an INTJ in their bio, but their online behavior leans more toward an INFJ style: highly relational, emotionally expressive, and focused on caring for others. They routinely greet and check in on followers in a nurturing way, for example: “Good morning babies💜💜”, “Hi hi I’m home from work my dears 💜💜 how are you all today?”, and “Hello my dears, I hope everyone’s doing well this Sunday. My sickness update is that my fever finally is gone but I still am quite sick of course”, which suggests an introvert who nonetheless invests deeply in close connections (I) and leads with empathy (F). Their interests are strongly imaginative and character‑focused (Dottore, Gojo, yume posting), showing intuition and fantasy rather than concrete, sensory topics, as in “I yearn for dottore all day” and long speculative attachment to fictional characters. They show structured, planned behavior (J) around work and gacha, tracking pay/invoices and wishes very methodically in posts like “Submitted my invoice for January now we wait to be paid” and their series of detailed wish update logs, but their decision‑making is framed through feelings, exhaustion, and care (e.g., “I feel like death but I couldn’t miss out on another $500 today so I’m at work”, where emotional state and obligation are weighed together). Overall, the combination of introversion, imaginative fixation on inner worlds and characters (N), emotion‑heavy language and caretaking tone (F), and visible scheduling/structure (J) aligns best with INFJ as the closest MBTI fit for how they present on Twitter.

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23 • she/her • engineer by day, Genshin/JJK disaster by night. Once called in sick but still farmed primos so Dottore could ruin my savings.– @psychxbby

Your signature cocktail
The espresso-infused vodka captures their exhausted but still-working-through-it grind, like when they said “I feel like death but I couldn’t miss out on another $500 today so I’m at work” and “Getting in bed at 10pm I’m so drained I need to pass out immediately please”. The purple ube coconut cream mirrors their soft, affectionate vibe and signature 💜 energy from posts like “Good morning babies💜💜” and “Good night my babies, Friday short day tmr”. A hot cocoa reduction nods to their cozy, slightly childish indulgence at work, as in “All I do is use all the hot coco packs that work provides us 😭😭”. The sparkling lemonade represents their bright, excitable fandom bursts—gacha highs and character thirsting—like “My love for dottore is so strong that I need to cosplay him” and “I yearn for dottore all day”. Finally, edible silver glitter is for the dramatic, slightly unhinged yume/brainrot glam of posts such as “I got so many yumes that for this Valentine’s Day we got a max limit of an hour per man in the evening” and the chaotic admiration in “He’s so precious I need to milk him”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows intense fixation, ambition, and a strong self-preservation streak that leans Slytherin over the other houses. They’re openly strategic about money and work, pushing themselves through sickness and exhaustion for high pay, as seen in “I feel like death but I couldn’t miss out on another $500 today so I’m at work” and tracking invoices and paydays in tweets like “Submitted my invoice for January now we wait to be paid” and “Timesheet for the week approved, so excited to get January’s pay next week”. Their fandom style is obsessive, possessive, and a bit sadomasochistic, which aligns with Slytherin’s intense, all‑in attachments: they say things like “Sadomasochist dottore stocks are up today I see, thank everything for that” and “He’s so precious I need to milk him”. There’s also a clear vein of self‑aware cruelty and dark humor—“I yearn for dottore all day” and “He’s like a weird pet I want to poke him with a stick”—which reads more like calculated indulgence in darker impulses than goofy Gryffindor recklessness or Hufflepuff softness. While they do show affection and check in on their followers (e.g., “Hi hi I’m home from work my dears 💜💜 how are you all today?”), the dominant throughline is ambition, intensity, and a willingness to push themselves and others in pursuit of what they want—quintessential Slytherin traits.

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A dramatic, slightly unhinged but playful power anthem fits them perfectly, and you should see me in a crown nails that mix of menace, confidence, and softness. They constantly oscillate between exhausted wage-slave vibes and villaincore yume brainrot—like when they say “I feel like death but I couldn’t miss out on another $500 today so I’m at work” yet also gush over their fictional husbands and yumes in an almost obsessive way, as in “My love for dottore is so strong that I need to cosplay him”. The song’s theme of quietly biding your time and then going full main-character aligns with them grinding through work (“Today is one of those days where I have like no time at all for fun😭💔💔”) just to return home and unleash fandom chaos (“Hi hi I’m home from work my dears 💜💜 how are you all today?”). Their INTJ, aroace/bi, villain-simp persona and thirst for dangerous men—shown in posts like “Sadomasochist dottore stocks are up today I see” and “Gojo’s hands are so big I love when he makes big items look normal or small in his hold”—fit the song’s dark, seductive, powerful energy. Even their joking about being in "Engineering Hell" and yearning for fictional powerhouses (“I yearn for dottore all day”) mirrors the song’s contrast between mundane reality and inner, dramatic supremacy.

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