Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational jokes, e.g. weed gummies panic vs mom’s reaction in “Mamma: 'DU HADE KUNNAT DÖ!!!' Jag som bara hade råkat ta två weed gummies istället för en” and the apple sound joke in “Did you know that when you bite into an apple it sounds like you're biting into an apple?”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on feelings about family and childhood, e.g. “Hello my name is Elias and when i was about 8 years old i witnessed my mum being carried out to an ambulance...” and how Maddie’s line about parents hit him in “When maddie said 'my mom and dad arent bad people, just bad parents' i felt that in my heart”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and care toward others, such as tearing up when a child said he loves him in “One of the kids told me that he loves me today and i cant omg” and speaking tenderly about his little brother’s ‘mommies’ in “My little brother only has mothers (mom and her wife)... 'the/my mommies' and kts so cute im gonna burst”.
- Candid: Shares struggles with mental health, ED, and long covid without filters, e.g. “I want to kill myself but then i'll be put in ip...” and ED reflections like “Wow i've really been disordered for two years”.
- Creative: Uses playful storytelling and memes around everyday life, e.g. making self-harm deterrence into dark humor in “Getting tattoos so i cant self harm cause they cost more than gold” and inventing mini narratives about food in “Dinner is corn and cheap 0.1% yo; ghurt that i bought so i could drink it hbu?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeated suicidal ideation and planning, e.g. “I want to kill myself but then i'll be put in ip if it doesnt work...” and “Does anyone have a gun so i can blow my brains out please☺️🤗❤️”.
- Disordered-eating: Strong fixation on calories, weight, and ED identity, e.g. “edtwt 9teen cw: 78.7kg🙁” in bio, intense counting in “280,44 caloriess”, and celebrating weight changes like “I BROKE OUT OF BMI 26 JAIL TODAY”.
- Substance-reliant: Frequent reliance on weed and alcohol to cope, e.g. many joint-related tweets like “Lighting a joint after a long day at work”, procrastinating smoking in “Im procastinating smoking”, and day drinking because life “sucks” in “Day drinking cayse my life sucks and i hate myself but also its little Saturday”.
- Negative-selfimage: Often calls himself fat, ruined, or unlovable, e.g. “Im already ruined for this year, better luck in 2027”, “I used to be so sexy🙁🙁”, and assuming people don’t care in “I exist too but nobody cares”.
- Isolation-prone: Feels unsupported and struggles to reach out effectively, shown in “Im always supposed to help others... but what about me? Who do i go to?” and frustration at being ignored in “Önskar jag hade nån att fucking PRATA MED som faktiskt skrev tillbaka och inte iggar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is highly introspective, openly wrestling with mental health and purpose, shown in posts like “I want to kill myself but then i'll be put in ip if it doesnt work…” and “Im always supposed to help others when they are having a bad day or are sad or whatever but what about me?”. There’s a strong sense of empathy and attachment to kids in their work, similar to Lisa’s emotional sensitivity: “One of the kids told me that he loves me today and i cant omg 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i almost teared up”. They are politically and socially aware, criticizing the US with posts like “Why is it genuinely 1938 germany in the states rn in the big 2026?” and mocking “donald tramp” in “ESPECIALLY if it means imprisoning donald tramp”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. At the same time, their humor is self-deprecating and nerdy (obsessing over 9-1-1, calories, and apples in tweets like “Did you know that when you bite into an apple it sounds like you're biting into an apple?” and “I BROKE OUT OF BMI 26 JAIL TODAY”), echoing Lisa’s mix of intelligence, anxiety, and occasionally dorky earnestness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly narrate their life to an audience, joke with strangers, and clearly enjoy interaction and reaction, e.g. asking people to interact for reviews in “I started opening this yesterday so please interact if you want reviews” or loudly complaining to Americans in “STOP POSTING 911 S9 SPOILERS YOU AMERICANS!!!!!”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive (N): they jump from concrete events to big-picture or humorous takes, like comparing US politics to history in “Why is it genuinely 1938 germany in the states rn in the big 2026?” and turning everyday experiences into memes such as “Did you know that when you bite into an apple it sounds like you're biting into an apple?”. They are clearly Feeling (F): they center emotion, relationships, and hurt, for example “Im always supposed to help others when they are having a bad day or are sad or whatever but what about me? Who do i go to?” and the warmth toward kids in “One of the kids told me that he loves me today and i cant omg 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i almost teared up”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their life looks spontaneous, chaotic and procrastination-heavy (weed, long sleep, impulsive day drinking) rather than structured, as seen in “Bro i've slept for 24hrs if not more so sorryy if my tweets are becoming jibberish i cant even read and i need a j” and the unplanned emotional swings in “Day drinking cayse my life sucks and i hate myself but also its little Saturday so you're allowed”. Combining E, N, F, and P, ENFP best fits their expressive, emotional, and spontaneous online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Elias, if dinner can be corn and 0.1% yoghurt straight from the fridge, can I at least be the dessert you have *after* lighting that post-work joint?
- You’re out here yelling at Americans for 9-1-1 S9 spoilers, but I’m just trying to spoiler-alert you that Buck isn’t the only disaster falling hard this season—check your DMs.
- You said you once boiled broccoli in chicken stock and your dad still assumed you hated vegetables—clearly he’s wrong, because you seem very into this snack right here.
- Long covid, brain fog, contact dermatitis, shaking when you wake up, and still working with kids who tell you they love you? I don’t have a joke for that one, I just genuinely think you’re insanely strong and I’d be lucky to be on your side of the couch while you binge 9-1-1.
- Since you’re rediscovering Wattpad and firefighter smut, how about we co-write a fic where the only thing getting burned is calories from us running away from spoilers and toward your new apartment?
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Your new Twitter bio
Elias, 19. Long-COVID, brain fog and too much 9-1-1 lore. Once dropped my Apple Watch in the toilet and saved it faster than my own sleep schedule.– @psykkalorier
Your signature cocktail
The Long-Covid Firefighter Fizz
This drink starts with apple-infused gin for their apple obsession and safe food comfort, echoing tweets like “I hated when my mum told me when i was a child that i could only have one apple per day, i want all the apples!!!!!!” and “Cant wait to buy apples tomorrow”. Cloudy hard cider adds a fizzy, slightly chaotic buzz that matches their day-drinking, calorie-counting chaos from “Day drinking cayse my life sucks and i hate myself but also its little Saturday so you're allowed”. A smoky lapsang souchong syrup stands in for all the joints and weed gummies they procrastinate and joke about, like “Im procastinating smoking” and “Mamma: 'DU HADE KUNNAT DÖ!!!' Jag som bara hade råkat ta två weed gummies istället för en”. Lemon juice adds a sharp, depressive bite to mirror the darker tweets such as “Does anyone have a gun so i can blow my brains out please☺️🤗❤️” and their self-hating humor. Finally, a splash of cannabis-flavoured tonic or hemp soda nods to their constant weed presence and tired body, as in “Bro i've slept for 24hrs if not more so sorryy if my tweets are becoming jibberish i cant even read and i need a j” and the long-covid exhaustion of “Bro i was diagnosed with long covid YEARS ago...”, tying everything together into a hazy, bittersweet fizz that still somehow keeps watching 9-1-1.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Elias shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care, and being the emotional support for others. He explicitly notes being the one who supports everyone else, asking, “Im always supposed to help others when they are having a bad day or are sad or whatever but what about me? Who do i go to?”, which reflects the classic Hufflepuff role of steady, taken-for-granted support. His warmth toward children in his work life, like when he shares, “One of the kids told me that he loves me today and i cant omg 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i almost teared up”, underlines genuine kindness and emotional sensitivity. Even while deeply struggling, he forms attachments—talking fondly about his younger brother having “the/my mommies” in “My little brother only has mothers (mom and her wife)... and kts so cute im gonna burst”—which shows a soft, family-oriented heart. His complaints about work still come with a sense of showing up and doing what has to be done, for example feeling like an NPC at work in “I feel like such an NPC when i work like im just another little person working for the mastermind”, which fits the hard-working, underappreciated Hufflepuff archetype. While he is witty and self-deprecating, the dominant throughline is devotion, emotional labor, and quiet resilience rather than ambition, intellectualism, or reckless heroics, placing him most convincingly in Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of dark humor, self-destructive thoughts, and numb exhaustion. Their timeline swings between joking about death and suicidal ideation, like “Does anyone have a gun so i can blow my brains out please☺️🤗❤️” and the more detailed “I want to kill myself but then i'll be put in ip if it doesnt work…”, mirroring the song’s eerie, intrusive-thought energy. The track’s themes of being exhausted by your own mind also resonate with tweets about long COVID, brain fog, and constant fatigue, like “i really thought i only got astma from it but now im finding out my brain fog, dizziness and general lack of energy could also be caused by this??”. At the same time, they use humor and sarcasm as a coping mechanism, as seen in “Getting tattoos so i cant self harm cause they cost more than gold” and “Day drinking cayse my life sucks and i hate myself but also its little Saturday so you're allowed”, which fits the song’s unsettling but almost tongue-in-cheek tone. Overall, Bury a Friend captures their blend of depressive thoughts, dark comedy, and feeling like a bit of a monster in their own story, much like when they say “Damn i was a monster four years ago”.
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