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Your Simpsons character
This user maps best to Lisa Simpson: a passionate, hyper-online version of her. Like Lisa, they’re intensely devoted to niche interests and media, especially Blaze the Cat and Sonic, as seen in “i fear nobody will ever match the sheer visceral joy i feel after seeing that gay fucking purple fire cat appear on my TL ever” and “SONIC RUSH RELEASED TODAY 20 YEARS AGO!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY GOAT”. They show strong progressive, queer, and gender-conscious views, such as “when the devs explicitly have stated the knight is genderless... as someone who is non binary” and “you know what?? yeah let's go trans girl sonic 🔥”, mirroring Lisa’s social-justice streak. Their analytical, theory-making side fits Lisa’s nerdiness and overthinking, like in “this is a hidden allegory... just another day of me being a professional theorist”. At the same time, their dramatic, witty shitposting—“I'm gonna make stoning come back.” and “I'm SO FUCKING SCARED”—feels like Lisa’s theatrical intensity pushed into terminally online humor rather than calm moralism. Overall, they read as a queer, fandom-poisoned Lisa: principled, smart, and extremely committed to the things (and characters) they love.

Your MBTI personality Type
They present as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, call out friends and mutuals, and dramatize social reactions, e.g. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE COOL FOLLOWED ME BACK I'M SCARED!!!!!!” and “who do i @ .. i annoy ALL of them every day”, showing energy gained from engagement and attention. Their interests and humor are highly Intuitive (N)—they spin abstract, theory-like jokes and symbolic readings rather than concrete detail, such as “natsuki and yuris cotton candy colors... this is a hidden allegory that they have put their mouths near each others bushes 💡💡💡 just another day of me being a professional theorist” and elaborate fandom/meta takes rather than practical talk. They lean Feeling (F), prioritizing emotional reactions, values, and protection of marginalized identities over detached logic; for instance, “if i see a man saying something about how women 'shouldn't look like this'... i will personally whack them over the head with a rock” and “when the devs explicitly have stated the knight is genderless... insisting on using a pronoun that's not they or it is not a very good thing!! as someone who is non binary” are value-based, emotionally charged responses. Their style is highly Perceiving (P): impulsive shitposts, rapid shifts in topic, and self-described chaos like “hello twitter, i am blaze never let me play balatro with mods. ever.” and “sorry ignore that that was a panic post hi” show spontaneity over structured planning. Taken together—the extroverted social energy, imaginative theory-spinning, emotionally driven stances, and chaotic spontaneity—ENFP best fits their online persona.

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Sonic / Blaze the Cat evangelist, queer media enjoyer, occasional art goblin. Once broke Balatro with one hand—still chasing that high.– @psykotikkz

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This chaotic little inferno is built around overproof spiced rum set briefly on fire, because they are Blaze the Cat on main and live for that "gay fucking purple fire cat" energy from “i fear nobody will ever match the sheer visceral joy i feel after seeing that gay fucking purple fire cat appear on my TL”. Purple curaçao colors it like their beloved Blaze and yuri brainrot, echoing “the lion is too focused on blaze yuri blazouge on the mind ..” and “blazouge”. Pink lychee soda adds a bubbly sweetness for their soft, excitable side screaming “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE COOL FOLLOWED ME BACK I'M SCARED!!!!!!” and proudly celebrating “also it's my birthday this is a blaze win”. A dash of chili tincture represents their sharp, unfiltered clapbacks and threats of metaphorical stoning in tweets like “I'm gonna make stoning come back.” and “shouldn't you be running your 9 to 5 instead of running your mouth”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud garnish nods to their unhinged theorizing in “natsuki and yuris cotton candy colors are pink and purple like each other... just another day of me being a professional theorist”, dissolving into the drink the way their timeline dissolves into Sonic, Hollow Knight, and yuri-fueled shitposts.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor-like instinct to confront people and defend what they believe in, often aggressively and without much self‑preservation. For example, they react to someone minimizing women’s bodies by threatening, in classic over-the-top bravado, to "personally whack them over the head with a rock" if they say women "shouldn't look like this" in defense of a body type they like: “THIS WOULD MAKE ME FOLD AND CRUMPLE LIKE TINFOIL ARE YOU KIDDING”. They also call out people misgendering the Hollow Knight protagonist as a nonbinary person themself, insisting, "when the devs explicitly have stated the knight is genderless… insisting on using a pronoun that's not they or it is not a very good thing!!" and framing it as a values issue: “as someone who is non binary”. Their threats of "I'm gonna make stoning come back" toward takes they find bigoted or ridiculous (“I'm gonna make stoning come back.”) and putting a "gun barrel" between their teeth over misuse of the word butch (“oh wow! where'd this gun barrel between my teeth come from!”) read as dramatic, impulsive, and confrontational rather than calculated. Even in fandom debates, they frame themselves as a passionate defender (e.g., lamenting people treating a beloved character as mere ship fodder: “it's honestly so upsetting as someone who loves her dearly”), which fits Gryffindor’s protective, heart-on-sleeve nature more than Slytherin’s strategic edge. Altogether, the pattern is less about quiet loyalty or cerebral analysis and more about loud, reactive courage and moral indignation, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A well-known song that fits them best is girls by girl in red, with its chaotic queer yearning and unapologetic sapphic focus. Their timeline is aggressively yuri-coded and lesbian-brained, like when they say “notice how f/f has the least?? this needs to be remedied, this is why lesbians are starving of yuri” and “notice how blaze was right behind amy? this is because of yuri”. They openly delight in women loving women and ship dynamics, especially with Blaze: “relaxing with my blazamy, i won't act like #that” and “the lion is too focused on blaze yuri blazouge on the mind ..”. Their bio and tweets also frame them as a very online, queer, slightly unhinged shitposter (“im blaze (actually)” and things like “natsuki and yuris cotton candy colors are pink and purple… this is a hidden allegory that they have put their mouths near each others bushes 💡💡💡”), which matches the messy, emotional, openly gay energy of the song. Overall, the track’s vibe of loud, unapologetic attraction to girls mirrors their constant celebration of f/f ships and queer fandom culture.

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