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Like the iconic underachiever Bart Simpson, this user revels in shocking people and defying societal norms with crude humor and misbehavior. Bart's famous 'Eat My Shorts' embodied the same provocative, anti-authoritarian attitude seen in tweets like 'Don't talk to cops don't talk to media.' Just as Bart took pride in his miscreant ways, this user seems to flaunt risky antics like 'I need someone to lace me already.' Their shared love of disturbing imagery (Bart's iconic gory 'Itchy & Scratchy' cartoons) is reflected in this user's obsession with 'furry 9/11 tribute' videos. Both also demonstrate impulsive fixations, whether Bart's vain crush on Ms. Krabappel or this user's fixation on a 'pedophile.'

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Non-binary cyberpunk raver on the fringes of society. Self-proclaimed future roadkill with a passion for the bizarre. Exploring the darker corners of the internet and counterculture one tweet at a time. Buckle up, it's a wild ride.– @PTxDPUP

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Based on their cunning irreverence, obsession with the dark and disturbing, and flagrant disregard for rules and norms, this user embodies many Slytherin qualities. Tweets like 'I genuinely believe there is zero redemption for conservatives brains' show a ruthless, win-at-all-costs attitude. Their fixation on 'a pedophile' and comments like 'thank you girls for everything and more I love you little girls so much' hint at a willingness to delve into taboo or unethical territory for self-interest. An overall disdain for authority resonates with Slytherin's ambition and pursuit of any means to an end: 'Don't talk to cops don't talk to media and be very hesitant about doctors.' While not necessarily evil, thisuser's singular, subversive drive makes Slytherin a fitting home.

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The controversial, unsettling lyrics of this post-punk classic reflect the disturbing, transgressive themes present in many of this user's tweets. The narrator's skewed moral perspective and admission to killing an Arab man mirror this user's alarming fixations like missing 'a pedophile.' Lines like 'You run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking' echo the sense of hopelessness seen in tweets like 'Everything is awful.' The song's gritty, nihilistic tone resonates with this user's self-destructive tendencies and substance abuse references ('I need codeine or I'll kill mtself'). Overall, the track's uncompromising bleakness matches the user's fascination with shocking, amoral content.

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