Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Insightful humor: Uses sharp, layered jokes to analyze dynamics, e.g. reading Noel/Robbie from Noel’s POV in “el odio de Noel hacia Robbie Williams se justifica si lo mirás desde su perspectiva...” and joking about Liam’s fans mirroring his behavior in “es exactamente el tipo de fans que cultivó”.
- Passionate curiosity: Shows deep, active interest in niche lore and media, like diving into ‘Dead in the Watergate’ theories in “me metí en un agujero de conejo en youtube sobre el Dead in the Watergate y estoy levitando” and obsessively tracking fic/music crossovers in multiple tweets about AO3 and Oasis fics.
- Self-aware irony: Openly laughs at her own obsessions and contradictions, e.g. “me levanto… tuiteo algo border sobre el índice de incesto en el Reino Unido… repetir el ciclo” and “me duele admitir que soy esa amiga woke que odia la IA… pero guardó en los bookmarks ese video”.
- Community engagement: Interacts heavily with fandom and mutuals, quoting others, referencing ‘las coreanas’ and fellow fujoshis, and reacting to fan theories like in “tiré ese tuit sobre los Beatles… y ahora estoy genuinamente compenetrada con la causa”.
- Creative imagination: Invents elaborate scenarios and headcanons, like proposing Oasis in La sociedad de la nieve in “yo propongo que la próxima los metan en La Sociedad de la Nieve…” and narrating fanfic premises such as coma/reconciliation in “fanfic en el que Liam queda en coma y Noel lo va a ver…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses slurs and very aggressive phrasing, e.g. calling Liam “mogólico” repeatedly in “Liam Gallagher es mogólico”, which can alienate or hurt others even in a joking/fannish context.
- Incest fixation: Publicly leans into incest-themed jokes and fics, as seen in the bio “hermanos peteros,” calling Tumblr “la biblioteca nacional del incesto” in “tumblr es como la biblioteca nacional del incesto”, and fantasizing about ‘embarazar a Noel Gallagher’ in “me quieran dar la inyección que te hace dejar de querer embarazar a Noel Gallagher”.
- Work–life blurring: Lets fandom obsessions interfere with work, like watching yaoi during Zoom fights in “mis compañeros de trabajo se estan cagando a puteadas por zoom mientras miro yaoi de Oasis en tuiter” and delaying deliverables to read explicit fic in “me voy a hacer la pelotuda… así me quedo leyendo sobre Liam reventándole el asterisco a Noel en horario laboral”.
- Shock-seeking edge: Frequently pushes for shock value with graphic or extreme imagery, like joking about “abortando sus crías endogámicas” in “yo los quiero ver abortando sus crías endogámicas” and threatening dramatic actions over band lore in “necesito saber qué MIERDA pasó en 2015 o me mato enfrente de la casa de Peggy”.
- Obsession intensity: Her fixation on Oasis/yaoi consumes time and emotional energy, e.g. AO3 marathons that disrupt sleep in “me levanté a las 4 de la mañana para ver si había vuelto la página…” and framing her whole daily routine around panza de Noel and incesto-tweets in “me levanto… pienso en la panza de Noel… tuiteo algo border…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is best matched with Lisa Simpson: hyper-verbal, obsessive about their niche interests, and constantly overanalyzing everything with a mix of sincerity and irony. Like Lisa infodumping about jazz or obscure causes, they go deep into Oasis/Beatles incest lore and fanfic analysis, e.g. “tiré ese tuit sobre los Beatles medio en joda pero cayeron las fujoshis a tirar factos con sus trabajos de investigación y fuentes históricas…”. They also have that Lisa blend of moral awareness and total degeneracy: they joke about AI while still saving cursed AI content in bookmarks (“soy esa amiga woke que odia la IA… pero secretamente guardó… ese video… de Liam y Noel chapando”), which is very Lisa-playing-sax-by-day, summoning Bleeding Gums by-night energy. The self-aware, almost academic way they treat their own depravity—like calling Tumblr “la biblioteca nacional del incesto” while revering AO3 writers (“MyNameIsDanae en ao3 hizo más por la literatura que Borges”)—fits Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize everything, even feelings and fandoms. And their dramatic inner life about bands and relationships (“aveces me acuerdo de que son almas gemelas y me dan ganas de saltar por un precipicio”) mirrors Lisa’s flair for melodrama over her crushes, injustices, and favorite artists.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with a broad audience, overshare chaotic personal anecdotes and work mishaps, and openly joke about being institutionalized for their ships, e.g. “yo cuando me encierren en el pabellón psiquiátrico y me quieran dar la inyección que te hace dejar de querer embarazar a Noel Gallagher”. Their humor is very outward‑facing, riffing off others’ tweets and community drama, as in “tiré ese tuit sobre los Beatles medio en joda pero cayeron las fujoshis a tirar factos…”, which shows social stimulation rather than private reflection. They are clearly Intuitive: they spin elaborate scenarios, metaphors, and what‑ifs (Oasis as omegaverse, Gallagher apocalypse AUs, Oceanic 815 crossovers) like “banco mucho esa noción… yo propongo que la próxima los metan en La Sociedad de la Nieve y que al primer día Noel vote por comerse a Tony McCarroll”, focusing on patterns and concepts over concrete reality. The tone is strongly Thinking: they’re blunt, cutting and analytical about people, e.g. “lo peor de que Liam sea un mogólico es tener fans… que parecen olvidarse cada 5 minutos que Liam es mogólico” and “que locura pensar que nunca vamos a saber la verdad porque Noel miente y Liam dice lo que él cree que es verdad”, prioritizing sharp assessments over tact. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they procrastinate and improvise (“terminé algo del laburo… pero en vez de mandarlo ahora me voy a hacer la pelotuda… así me quedo leyendo sobre Liam reventándole el asterisco a Noel en horario laboral”), fall into rabbit holes (“me metí en un agujero de conejo en youtube sobre el Dead in the Watergate y estoy levitando”), and change focus based on whatever the algorithm throws at them, which is classic ENTP spontaneity and openness.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can wake up at 4 a.m. to check if AO3 stopped crashing, I feel like you could also wake up to check if I’m still breathing after rereading that coma Liam/Noel fic you confessed to God about.
- You’re out here investigating Dead in the Watergate, Lennon/McCartney dynamics and the official incesto index in Manchester… wanna team up and finally solve the biggest mystery of all: how you turned ‘Liam preñado a los 50’ into my new kink.
- You said Tumblr is the Biblioteca Nacional del incesto; I’m just trying to be that one rare manuscript you hide between the Gallagher smut and the Loch Lomond screenshots.
- I don’t have the coreanas’ AI skills to make Liam and Noel kiss in Loch Lomond, but I can offer something better: you, me, Council Skies on loop, and I’ll look at you like Noel looking en yandere mode in those villain-007 photos you love.
- You said your routine is ‘think about Noel’s belly, get wrecked by work, tweet something borderline about UK incest rates, sleep, repeat’; if you let me in, I can add ‘someone makes you coffee and listens to your Liam Gagaller theories’ to the cycle.
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Day job: meetings. Night job: archival research of Oasis lore & unhinged AO3 deep dives. Once refreshed AO3 at 4am just to finish a fic.– @puchosyfernet
Your signature cocktail
Hermano Petero Highball
This drink starts with fernet and cola because, well, your @ says it all and the unhinged yaoiposting-at-work energy of “mis compañeros de trabajo se estan cagando a puteadas por zoom mientras miro yaoi de Oasis en tuiter #thegrindneverstops” deserves a bitter, caffeinated base. An overproof dark rum shot stands in for the absolutely feral obsession with Oasis incest lore, from “Oasis es Omegaverse en la vida real” to “tumblr es como la biblioteca nacional del incesto ojalá nunca se pierdan estos textos sagrados”. An espresso shot captures your nocturnal AO3 maratones and willingness to wake up at 4 a.m. to check if the fic site is back up in “estas competencias de inlaburancia siempre las gano yo…”. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, melodramatic note for the way you romanticize Liam crying to Don’t Go Away and call him “la mujer más hermosa que vi” in “mi álbum preferido es Be Here Now…” and “es la mujer más hermosa que vi”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt nods to your dry, merciless humor about Noel, Liam and everyone around them, like “Liam Gallagher es mogólico” and the threat of being locked up for wanting to “embarazar a Noel Gallagher” in “yo cuando me encierren en el pabellón psiquiátrico…”, giving the cocktail the same salty bite your timeline has.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their entire timeline reads like an obsessive, hyper-analytical research project dressed up as shitposting, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They fall down lore rabbit holes and need to know "what MIERDA pasó" in intricate situations like the 2015 Noel drama, as in “me metí en un agujero de conejo en youtube sobre el Dead in the Watergate y estoy levitando. necesito saber qué MIERDA pasó en 2015 o me mato enfrente de la casa de Peggy”, and they actively investigate Beatles dynamics with real curiosity: “me puse a investigar un poco sobre el lore de los Beatles… quién era la pasiva entre Lennon y McCartney?”. There’s also a strong meta-literary streak: they evaluate fic tropes and structural choices like putting the Gallaghers in survival/apocalyptic scenarios to move the plot, as in “banco mucho esa noción en los fics de Oasis de poner a los Gallagher en situaciones inhumanas, de supervivencia o apocalípticas para mover la trama”, and they make tongue‑in‑cheek but clearly thought‑through claims about fanfic vs. Borges in “MyNameIsDanae en ao3 hizo más por la literatura que Borges”. Their humor is highly referential and intellectually playful, turning Oasis/Beatles lore, omegaverse, and yaoi into a continuous analytical game, e.g. “Oasis es Omegaverse en la vida real”. While there’s some Gryffindor-style impulsiveness in their oversharing about niche kinks, the dominant pattern is a sharp, curious, and witty mind dissecting media and relationships from every possible angle, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Acquiesce - Oasis
Their whole personality orbits around the toxic soulmate dynamic between the Gallagher brothers, and Acquiesce is basically the thesis statement of that obsession: love, resentment, co‑dependence and ego all tangled together. They literally say things like “aveces me acuerdo de que son almas gemelas y me dan ganas de saltar por un precipicio” and joke that Oasis is “Omegaverse in the life real”, which mirrors the song’s theme of inescapable emotional bond. The track’s frantic, anthemic energy fits someone who stays up all night reading AO3 until the site crashes and then wakes at 4 a.m. to keep going, as they confess in “estas competencias de inlaburancia siempre las gano yo…”. Lyrically, Acquiesce is about two people who can’t function together or apart, and they constantly project that onto Liam and Noel, as in “como vas a escribir Wonderwall sobre tu hermano enfermo” and “Noel no estaba contento con nosotros” es decir que lloró 5 días seguidos y se las juró para siempre. Even their humor—fantasizing about being "two degrees from the Beatles" while asking “quién era la pasiva entre Lennon y McCartney?”—shows a chaotic, deeply fannish brain that thrives on exactly the kind of messy devotion sung about in Acquiesce. Finally, the core line “because we need each other” encapsulates their belief that these brotherly trainwrecks are doomed, cursed soulmates, which they celebrate in everything from “mi álbum preferido es Be Here Now… eso me calienta de tal manera que las fujoshis de los noventa se sentirían orgullosas” to “Oasis es Omegaverse en la vida real”.
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