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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant expressions of hopelessness, self‑harm, and suicidal ideation – e.g., 'im killing myself' and 'i want to end it now please can this stupid thing just fucking tie right' – echo Moe Szyslak’s long‑standing depression and repeated suicide attempts on The Simpsons. Like Moe, they feel isolated and unloved, as seen in tweets such as 'no one cares about me anymore and its My fault i did this to myself' and 'I have no one to talk to'. Their erratic mood swings and moments of manic optimism ('I’m a billionaire', 'ITS GONNA GET BETTER!!!!!!!') reflect Moe’s occasional brief bursts of confidence that quickly collapse. The user also mentions multiple 'alters' and feeling like 'a bunch of different people', similar to Moe’s habit of adopting different personas when dealing with his bar customers or therapy. Overall, the combination of chronic depression, suicidal thoughts, loneliness, and volatile emotions most closely matches Moe Szyslak’s character.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, often turning inward and sharing personal pain like 'I feel like my partners don’t love me.' and 'I’m a bunch of different people 🥀', indicating a focus on internal experience. Their processing leans toward intuition, as they discuss abstract mental concepts such as 'How it feels when that one alter that keeps trying to kill us isn’t host anymore' and contemplate possibilities like 'maybe instead of dying I should lock in and become skinny.' Decision‑making appears driven by feeling, with statements full of emotion and personal values like 'the thought of everyone hating me grosses me out' and 'I’m a terrible person.' Their lifestyle appears perceiving rather than judging, shown by chaotic, spontaneous remarks like 'my open tabs rn 😭😭' and 'I keep getting misgendered and someone straight up told me i sound like a girl.' Overall, the pattern of introverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving traits aligns best with the INFP type.

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Fandom artist & mental health advocate who once convinced my cat she was the co‑writer of my MPreg stories. Navigating life, love & many personalities.– @puckmpreg

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The drink mixes dark black vodka with a splash of bitter grapefruit to echo the deep despair and manic energy that @puckmpreg often shares, like in "i’m killing myself [picture]". A drizzle of grenadine adds a bright, painful sting that mirrors the bursts of self‑hurt and yearning for love, reflected in "I feel like my partners don’t love me. Errm… [picture]". A shot of espresso‑infused absinthe gives a jittery, chaotic edge, symbolising the multiple alters and frantic thoughts such as "How it feels when that one alter … isn’t fronting as much [picture]". Finally, a garnish of crushed cinnamon buns nods to the recurring "buns" slang and the sarcastic humor in "THIS LAYOUT IS SO BUNS AND UGLY BUT I’M TOO LAZY TO CHANGE IT [picture]".

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Based on their repeated focus on wealth and status, like "im a fucking billionaire [picture] [quoted tweet]" and the plan to live in a mansion, they show strong ambition typical of Slytherin. They also display a self‑preservation instinct, noting that "the alters stop me from killing myself so what am i suppose to do now bruh 🥀🥀 [picture]" which aligns with Slytherin's drive to survive. Their manipulative interactions with others, such as confronting groomers, are evident in "FUCK suicide when you can just yell at your groomer instead.. hashtag getting prepared to cut off this mfer and the rest of his freak ass friends 👅👅 [picture]", reflecting the cunning side of Slytherin. While they sometimes show vulnerability, the dominant trait across their tweets is ambition and resourcefulness, making Slytherin the best fit.

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Their repeated statements like 'im a terrible person' and 'no one cares about me' reveal deep self‑loathing, while lines such as 'I am a bunch of different people 🥀' show a fractured sense of identity. The chorus of Radiohead’s 'Creep' – 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?' – mirrors their feeling of being an outsider and unwanted. The song’s melancholy tone captures the constant battle between suicidal thoughts ('i want it to be night already so i can just end this') and the small glimmers of hope that keep them alive. The lyric 'I don’t belong here' resonates with tweets about feeling unloved by partners and friends. Overall, 'Creep' encapsulates the user’s pervasive sense of alienation, self‑destruction, and yearning for acceptance.

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