Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Darkly-humorous: Uses morbid jokes to cope, like “are you afraid to try try try try suicideeeeee” and the joking misunderstanding in “i thought 988twt was some neo nazi community cuz of the 88”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with niche communities and tags like “#shedtwt #goretwt #necrotwt #moothunt #promotwt”, asking for things like “can someone make a straw page for me”.
- Expressive: Openly shares thoughts and feelings about identity and mood, e.g. “im gay do you guys support me ?” and aesthetic choices like “what color should i dye my hair next”.
- Playful: Posts light, random observations such as “i just saw a little chinese boy wearing a durag on the bus this guy is like 7 years old max” and silly lines like “lisa is vegetarian Bart likes cake…”.
- Affectionate: Shows appreciation and soft spots, like “new profile pic❤️ i love you rose mcdowall” and gratitude tweets such as “thank you geo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly focuses on harm and risk, e.g. “one day im gonna accidentally kill myself” and “i miss cutting my arms”.
- Glorifying-self-harm: Treats self-harm as content, like “HEY GUYS LOOK I CUTMYSELF” and strong defense of uncensored images in “you are going to see uncensored self harm… dont piss me off”.
- Volatile: Shows quick irritation and intensity, for example getting angry at community rules in “dont piss me off” and harsh judgments like “people with dirty nails piss me off”.
- Triggering-content: Bio and tweets center on gore and self-harm, explicitly tagging “#shedtwt #goretwt #necrotwt” and lines like “aftercare master” next to graphic themes.
- Low-self-preservation: Casual attitude toward danger, like “one day im gonna accidentally kill myself” and joking about near-harm with tools in “cut my finger trying to take the safety guard off ow ow ow ow”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of dark humor, impulsiveness, and chaotic energy. Like Bart, they lean into shock value and rebellion, shown in posts like “HEY GUYS LOOK I CUTMYSELF” and “i miss cutting my arms”. Their irreverent, joke-heavy way of talking about serious or taboo topics mirrors Bart’s habit of masking pain with jokes, as in “are you afraid to try try try try suicideeeeee” and “i thought 988twt was some neo nazi community cuz of the 88”. The mix of random observations and edgy humor also fits Bart’s chaotic stream-of-consciousness style, for example “i just saw a little chinese boy wearing a durag on the bus this guy is like 7 years old max” and “lisa is vegetarian Bart likes cake the destiny of marge yup hes a steak man i seem to i know the simpsons”. Finally, their self-description as "really sweet and kind" despite engaging in a controversial community echoes Bart’s softer, vulnerable side that shows through his troublemaking exterior, especially in more tender tweets like “everything will be okay in the end” and gratitude posts such as “thank you geo”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline centers on internal states, self-harm, eating disorder struggles, and niche communities rather than offline socializing, e.g. “i miss cutting my arms” and “can someone make a straw page for me” show a focus on personal, inward experience and online expression over real-world interaction. They fit Intuition (N) because they often think in imagery, dark humor, and abstract or absurd commentary rather than concrete, practical detail, like “his head was found in the driving wheel but his body never was found” and the surreal Simpsons line “lisa is vegetarian Bart likes cake the destiny of marge yup hes a steak man i seem to i know the simpsons”. Their style suggests Feeling (F) over Thinking: emotions, validation, and sensitivities are foregrounded, as in “im gay do you guys support me ?” and the mix of hurt and indignation in “'dni if you post uncensored sh' youre in the shtwt community... dont piss me off”, which is more about emotional boundary-setting than logical debate. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): their feed is spontaneous and reactive—random observations, mood swings, and impulsive comments like “what should i eat”, “what color should i dye my hair next”, and “cut my finger trying to take the safety guard off ow ow ow ow” suggest living in the moment rather than structured planning. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and unstructured—the profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the ‘aftercare master,’ does that mean if I survive falling for you, you’ll help me recover from it?
- You thought 988twt was a neo-nazi thing because of the 88… meanwhile I’m over here thinking 69twt is just where we go to talk about our favorite number together.
- You said one day you’re gonna accidentally kill yourself, but honestly, the only deadly thing about you so far is how hard your new profile pic made my heart stop.
- You miss cutting your arms; I kinda just miss the version of the timeline where you were using those hands to text me instead.
- You know the Simpsons so well—Lisa’s vegetarian, Bart likes cake… how about you and I make ‘Marge and Homer’ our new special interest and start with a date at Lidl for snacks?
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Your new Twitter bio
Kristian/Luca | 🇫🇮 | Bulimic, AuDHD & BPD | Collector of odd moments (once mourned creme brûlée Vaseline) | Here for honesty, dark humor & survival– @pukedolledup
Your signature cocktail
The Sweet Shed Angel
The black vodka base with crème brûlée syrup nods to their goth sweetness and tiny comforts, like being sad over lost lip balm in “i lost my creme brulee flavored vaseline im so sad” and the tender tone of “aftercare master”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the sharp, dramatic edge of lines like “one day im gonna accidentally kill myself” and “are you afraid to try try try try suicideeeeee”. The sparkling tonic with sea salt mirrors their blunt realism and saltiness about their own community in “you are going to see uncensored self harm in the community made for posting self harm dont piss me off”. A splash of blood-orange represents their shed/gore aesthetic and posts like “HEY GUYS LOOK I CUTMYSELF” and “i miss cutting my arms”, turning something disturbing into stylized drama. Finally, edible glitter and a burnt sugar rim celebrate their flamboyant, online showmanship in “#moothunt #promotwt luca/kristian no dni” and their self-aware sweetness in “im really sweet and kind all the time,” making the drink look cute and dangerous at the same time.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Kristian/Luca shows a sharp, confrontational edge and a comfort with dark themes that aligns strongly with Slytherin. Their participation in and defense of explicitly extreme spaces, as seen when they argue that “'dni if you post uncensored sh' youre in the shtwt community. sh as in self harm . you are going to see uncensored self harm in the community made for posting self harm dont piss me off”, suggests a willingness to enforce community norms bluntly and unapologetically. They also lean into shock value and morbid aesthetics, for example proclaiming “HEY GUYS LOOK I CUTMYSELF” and posting “his head was found in the driving wheel but his body never was found”, indicating a calculated use of disturbing imagery to craft a persona. Even when joking, their comments like “i thought 988twt was some neo nazi community cuz of the 88” and “are you afraid to try try try try suicideeeeee” show a comfort pushing boundaries that many other houses would shy away from. While they describe themselves as “really sweet and kind all the time” in their bio, the dominant public-facing traits—embracing taboo topics, asserting their stance aggressively, and carefully curating an intense, gory identity—fit Slytherin’s resourceful, edge-embracing nature more than the others.
Your movie
Your song
Heroin - The Velvet Underground
The best-fitting song is Heroin by The Velvet Underground, because it mixes dark romanticization of self-destruction with a strangely tender, self-aware tone, much like their tweets. They openly identify with extreme, gore and self-harm spaces — “#shedtwt #goretwt #necrotwt vomitboyluca on dc bulimic + audhd and bpd” and “HEY GUYS LOOK I CUTMYSELF” — echoing the song’s fixation on pain and damage as identity. Lines in the song about not caring if it’s killing you parallel tweets like “one day im gonna accidentally kill myself” and “are you afraid to try try try try suicideeeeee”, where death and self-harm are treated with a grim, casual familiarity. At the same time, they describe themselves as “really sweet and kind all the time” in their bio and post soft, almost reassuring content like “everything will be okay in the end”, mirroring the song’s vulnerable, confessional core beneath all the darkness. The combination of morbidity, mental illness, aestheticized harm, and unexpected softness makes Heroin a close thematic mirror of how they present themself online.
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