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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper self-analytical, and feeling fundamentally out of place. Like Lisa, they crave deep connection and feel isolated and unseen, writing about how "there’s nobody in my life that truly cares about me" and that "i have nobody anymore" in posts like “sorry to be so boring and sad and ruin the mood but i truly have nobody in my life and i think thats always going to stay that way” and “i really dislike knowing that theres people just hanging out all the time, i have nobody anymore and nobody really tries to get me out of the house”. They’re introspective and philosophical about love and meaning—questioning what love even is in “im not really sure what love exactly feels like… what is love exactly what does it feel like i dont know” and calling love “cruel and unfair” when badly timed in “i think its a beautiful thing when it comes to you correctly… but when its at the wrong time i think it’s cruel and unfair”—which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink her own emotions. They’re also politically and morally frustrated with the world, as in “i dont think anyone is angry enough with how the world is working right now”, echoing Lisa’s activist streak. Finally, their mix of dark self-loathing, suicidal ideation, and a desperate desire to be understood—seen in posts like “all these feelings are gonna drive me to suicide one day” and “the way im going to be dead one day and people would have seen the signs… but they just didnt care enough to help me”—mirrors Lisa’s more serious, depressive episodes, just turned up to a far more raw, explicit level.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they repeatedly describe social isolation and difficulty socializing, e.g. “no i cant speak to anyone online or irl at all its a pain in the ass idk how a lot of people want me to act” and “knowing ur alone in life is really hard to accept, because right now the only thing i really want in life is friends, but i dont got that shit right now”. Their focus on inner feelings, meaning, and ideals over concrete facts points to Intuition (N): they question what love is (“im not really sure what love exactly feels like… what is love exactly what does it feel like i dont know”) and reflect on the cruelty of bad-timed love (“when its at the wrong time i think it’s cruel and unfair to feel such a way”). They strongly prefer Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and self‑image are framed emotionally, with intense self-judgment and concern for being cared about, e.g. “whatever🥹 its my own fault i have nobody, im a piece of shit that ruins everything for myself” and “words mean a lot more to me… i really like when comfort comes to me when i need it”. Their lifestyle appears more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they show little structured planning, instead reacting to feelings in the moment, like “the urge to attempt tonight was strong but i have things to do on friday so i have to make it till then” and the impulsive self-harm in “cutting cuz i really dont know how to get all these feelings out”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, idealism about love and friendship, and self-expressive, confessional posting (e.g. “friends, a different life, and to truly feel love”) is most consistent with INFP.

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Nu‑metal enthusiast, overthinking expert, and local show regular. Once watched vocal tutorials at 3am and called it ‘self‑care’.– @pukesoaked

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This cocktail hits hard and fast, like their swings between suicidal ideation and sudden bursts of chaotic humor, from “all these feelings are gonna drive me to suicide one day” to “guys lets all kiss❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🦄🦄🥳🥳😆😆”. Overproof dark rum is the raw, burning core of pain and intensity behind lines like “i need to fucking die im being so fr this is just hell im living in”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of longing and heartbreak in “i just want to love someone it feels like i have no feelings to give to someone anymore” and “friends, a different life, and to truly feel love”. Cold brew coffee is there for the insomnia and exhausted overthinking in “no sleep again wat up guys”, giving it a jittery, wired edge. Lemon juice with a pinch of salt brings sharp bitterness and self-loathing, echoing “whatever🥹 its my own fault i have nobody, im a piece of shit that ruins everything for myself”, while the salt nods to tears and healing. Finally, ginger beer adds a fizzy, slightly nauseous kick for their chaotic sexuality and infamous kink in “seen a instagram reel ... throwing up on him, it was kindahot” and the self-aware overshare “sorry for telling u guys about my puke kink”, turning all that mess into something strangely alive and electric.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a deep longing for connection, comfort, and mutual care, which aligns strongly with Hufflepuff’s focus on loyalty and emotional bonds. Their wish for genuine companionship is explicit in tweets like “friends, a different life, and to truly feel love” and “knowing ur alone in life is really hard to accept, because right now the only thing i really want in life is friends”. Even when describing their ex who sexually assaulted them, they write “i miss my friend, i know my ex sexually assaulted me but for someone reason i can’t bring myself to truly hate them”, which shows a painful but very Hufflepuff-like attachment and difficulty letting go. They also place a high value on small acts of kindness and comforting words, as in “words mean a lot more to me, i got told that there was nothing to be sorry about one night and i swear that made me feel so much better”. Their repeated desire simply to be around someone platonically, like with “stoopid fat boy” — “i just want to be around you and be friends with you… i yearn for friends” — further emphasizes that their core drive is belonging and steady human connection, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the bravado of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.

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The song that best suits them is “I Jus Lie” by Snot, which they explicitly center their identity around. They tweet multiple times about it, including directly answering a question with “i jus lie by snot” and later echoing the lyrics in “iiiiiiiiii i just lieeeeeeee i just i just i just lie just to fuck you i just i just lie”. The track’s mix of self-loathing, aggression, and numbness matches their repeated despair, like “i need to fucking die im being so fr this is just hell im living in” and “all these feelings are gonna drive me to suicide one day”. At the same time, their fixation on Snot and especially Lynn Strait shows how much this specific sound and mood anchors them emotionally, as seen in “all i do is listen to snot and hate myself” and “i miss lynn strait💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”. The song’s raw, messy emotionality mirrors their chaotic mix of sexual oversharing, self-harm, loneliness, and desperate need for connection across their timeline.

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