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Maia embodies the high-energy, music-obsessed, and slightly chaotic spirit of Springfield's favorite rocker, Otto Mann. Much like Otto, her life revolves around live gigs and a deep devotion to rock legends, frequently documenting her wild nights like when she got “absolutely munted at a party” or spent her time “grovelling under Liam’s tweets.” Her specialized knowledge of band members, such as “gem archer’s moe feathers”, mirrors Otto's niche passion for heavy metal and guitarists. Ultimately, her enthusiastic and unfiltered commentary on the touring lifestyle, including her lament that “sometimes things that are more expensive.. are better”, aligns perfectly with Otto's lovable, burnout-adjacent persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Maia exhibits Extroversion (E) through her high-energy, social presence, hosting a spontaneous podcast and “absolutely mucking it at a party” before embarking on long hungover journeys. Her Intuitive (N) side is shown in her creative life as an artist and her tendency to use hyperbolic, metaphorical language, such as calling Liam Gallagher a “poor little meow meow” or finding deeper meaning in his dental work. She is a clear Feeler (F), as her tweets are driven by intense emotional reactions, noting that a specific song makes her “heart sink and i wanna cry”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her self-admitted lack of organization, stating her podcast is “always very spontaneous because we’re in different time zones/have jobs” and frequently posting about chaotic, unplanned situations.

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Melbourne-based artist and digital creator. Passionate about music history and live performance. Once mistook a stranger for Gem Archer at a local Irish pub.– @pulpwhore

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This drink captures Maia’s chaotic energy, from getting “absolutely munted at a party” to her refined taste in skincare. The smoky base reflects her obsession with the Gallagher brothers' vices, while the bright blue hue mimics the “fucking HELL cool it with the lasers” intensity of a Liam concert. It’s a bittersweet mix that feels like the emotional comedown of “listening to champagne supernova after live 25”, serving both high-end luxury and 'point and shoot' 90s nostalgia. Best served while “playing the bass poorly” or grovelling in Liam’s replies.

Your Hogwarts House
Maia exhibits the Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness through her active personal branding, managing a “podcast” and consistently “grovelling under Liam’s tweets” in a calculated pursuit of a reply. She possesses a sharp, biting wit and a penchant for “being shallow” based on aesthetics, showing a classic Slytherin preference for status and appearance. Her self-preservation and unapologetic honesty are evident when she admits that “sometimes things that are more expensive.. are better”. Furthermore, her intense, almost possessive loyalty to her specific 'inner circle' of idols and friends, paired with a “lascivious” and observational eye, cements her place in the house of the silver and green.

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Maia’s online presence is a chaotic, high-energy tribute to the rock 'n' roll lifestyle, making this Oasis anthem her perfect match. She frequently documents her late-night antics, such as being “absolutely munted at a party last night” and drunkenly begging “liam come to the irish club”. Her life mirrors the song's themes of hedonism and escapism, whether she's “playing the bass poorly” or obsessing over Liam Gallagher’s vices like “cigarettes, booze, blow, and a 53mm round brush”. Ultimately, her unfiltered dedication to the Live 25 era and her self-proclaimed “terminal” obsession with the band embody the raw, rebellious spirit of the track.

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