
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of mischief, dark humor, and unexpected flashes of affection. Like Bart, they lean into provocation and casual threats in a way that feels more performative than truly violent, as seen in posts like “eu vou matar um.” and “divertido vai ser quando você acordar morto rs.”. Their teasing/insulting tone with friends, calling someone “meu fã.”, “pilantra.”, or “viado nojento.”, mirrors Bart’s constant ribbing of the people around him. At the same time, there’s a more sensitive and introspective side under the bravado, hinted by lines like “cansaço.”, “a cada dia, só fica pior.”, and “o isolamento pode trazer boas experiências.”. Their taste for edgy, emo/romantic aesthetics and melodramatic phrasing in the bio and tweets, such as “eh foda se emo e romantico na era do sexo.”, fits Bart’s tendency to dramatize his feelings beneath a jokester exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: their tweets often frame the world from a detached, observer stance, with a focus on their internal state and a small circle of recurring people (e.g. “o isolamento pode trazer boas experiências.” and “muitas pessoas lindas aparecendo pra mim, me sinto intimidado.”). Their style leans toward intuition rather than concrete sensing, mixing poetic or abstract phrasing and metaphor instead of simple description, like the bio “ℱatality is like g𝖍osts in 𝐬no𝒘...” and lines such as “silêncio ensurdecedor.” and “isso aí é só pra disfarçar o vazio que esse jogo deixa.”. The tone is strongly thinking: blunt, often harsh, and teasingly cruel, prioritizing a cutting kind of honesty over harmony, as in “tomara que você morra.”, “morra logo então.”, or the analytical rating game “chance nula, baixa, média ou alta?... pontinho e eu mando.”. Their behavior fits perceiving more than judging: they tweet in a spontaneous, reactive, improvised way, switching from jokes to threats to music recs (“stream portal.”) and offhand musings like “pra que acordar se você vai dormir de novo?”, with no sign of structured plans or a need for closure. Overall, the mix of inward focus, abstract/poetic mood, detached but sharp logic, and chaotic spontaneity makes INTP the closest MBTI fit.

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Haunted by playlists, bad days, and League queues. Once compared to Viego and never recovered. Opinions mine; sarcasm a side effect.– @pulsovenoso

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal base for all the cigarette, smoke and death-tinged humor running through the timeline, like “fumaça sumiu dentro do meu quarto.” and the delightfully violent “eu vou matar um.”. Cold brew coffee captures the insomnia, fatigue and existential drag of “pra que acordar se você vai dormir de novo?” and “cansaço.”. A shot of blackberry liqueur brings in the romantic/emo sweetness behind the edge, echoing lines like “eh foda se emo e romantico na era do sexo.”. The dash of absinthe nods to the trippy, slightly unhinged vibe of “psikadelas... não escuto isso faz tempo.” and the lyrical bio about fatality and ghosts in the snow. Finally, an activated charcoal & salt rim makes the glass look like something out of a beautiful, cursed relic—fitting for someone who says “adoro meu relicário.” while tweeting things like “a cada dia, só fica pior.” with a smirk.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show an aggressive, confrontational edge that aligns with Slytherin’s sharper, self‑protective traits and dark humor. Threatening or wishing death on others appears repeatedly, and often in a teasing, performative way that suggests comfort with menace as a social tool, e.g. “eu vou matar um.”, “eu deveria ter te matado esse dia.”, and “divertido vai ser quando você acordar morto rs.”. They are also cutting and strategic in their interpersonal dynamics, using insults or pressure to dominate the interaction, as in “tomara que você morra.” and “morra logo então.”, which reads more like power play than random cruelty. There’s a recurring sense of emotional distance and fatalism — “ℱatality is like ghosts in snow and you have no idea what you're up against..” in the bio, and tweets like “a cada dia, só fica pior.” and “pra que acordar se você vai dormir de novo?” — that fit Slytherin’s often cynical, self‑armored worldview. At the same time, they show selective attachment and loyalty to a close circle (frequent interactions with @ripcigarro and aguiar, e.g. “também te adoro, aguiar.”), which is very Slytherin: fiercely protective of their own, but ruthless and mocking toward everyone else.

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A fitting song for them is Cigarettes After Sex by Cigarettes After Sex, blending romantic melancholy, intimacy and a hazy, nocturnal vibe. They literally mention mistaking a fanpage for the band itself, showing a direct connection to the artist: “eu achei que era fanpage mas era realmente o cigarettes after sex postando vídeo de csm”. Their bio, “ℱatality is like g𝖍osts in 𝐬no𝒘 an𝖉 you have 𝒏𝒐 i𝖉ea 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 you're up aga̲i̲n̲st ..”, matches the song’s ethereal, fatalistic mood. Tweets like “o isolamento pode trazer boas experiências.” and “pra que acordar se você vai dormir de novo?” reflect the quiet, lonely introspection that runs through the band’s lyrics. Even in their darker humor and threats, like “divertido vai ser quando você acordar morto rs.”, there’s a romanticized, cinematic edge that fits Cigarettes After Sex’s dreamy, bittersweet atmosphere.

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