Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, from excitement about the MCR show “vcs não sabem o quão ansioso eu estou para o show do my chemical romance” to joy about their relationship “meu namorado comeu dois cachos de uva na virada... hoje namoramos a quase um ano”.
- Affectionate-partner: Frequently expresses love and longing for their boyfriend, like wanting him at Christmas “meu natal seria muito melhor se meu namorado passasse ele comigo” and wanting to make their non-binary partner happy “quero fazer meu não binário muito feliz”.
- Humorous-dramatic: Uses exaggerated, chaotic humor in all-caps and keyboard smash tweets like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...” and “RARARAGGAUAJAKAOISOFIDJSKSKMZ...”, giving their timeline a playful tone.
- Creative-fan: Shows creative/fan energy in music and fandom, e.g. promising MCR will bring one of the happiest days “dia 6 será um dos dias mais felizes da minha vida” and joking their band “Mordomia Cineasta” will be huge “Mordomia Cineasta ainda será a maior banda de todos os tempos”.
- Self-aware-reflective: Acknowledges inner life and limits, mentioning a diary for private thoughts “existem coisas que só meu diário pode saber” and noticing when they’re overthinking “pensando demais”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal-ideation: Explicitly mentions wanting to end their life, e.g. “disforia é foda, estou pensando muito em me matar” and “se eu não for embora de casa logo eu vou me matar muito em breve”.
- Harsh-self-criticism: Uses very negative language about themselves and existence, like “maldito seja o dia em que eu fui concebido” and “mas eu sou um inútil mesmo”.
- Unstable-mood: Timeline swings between excitement and despair, from joy about shows and drinks “cantinho co vale bateu” to intense sadness and anger like “que tristeza filha de uma puta”.
- Social-anxiety: Struggles initiating social plans, saying “tenho vergonha de chamar meus amigos pra sair” and lamenting not having people to talk to “mas não tem uma pessoa com quem eu possa falar sobre isso”.
- Environment-frustration: Frequently feels trapped or unhappy with home context, e.g. “se eu não for embora de casa logo eu vou me matar muito em breve” and “quero ir embora dessa casa”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a highly emotional, introspective kid who feels things very deeply and often struggles with loneliness and alienation, much like this user does when they say things like “as vezes me sinto meio sozinho mesmo não estando necessariamente sozinho (???)” and “mas não tem uma pessoa com quem eu possa falar sobre isso pqp💔💔💔💔💔”. The user clearly has strong political and social opinions, as shown by “eu quero ver o nikolas ferreira competindo com pombos por migalhas de pão” and “a mana postando coisa sobre feminismo e o namorado dela postando as coisas mais machistas que eu já vi na vida”, which mirrors Lisa’s socially aware, progressive side. Their love of specific bands and intense fandom energy, like “vcs não sabem o quão ansioso eu estou para o show do my chemical romance” and “Mordomia Cineasta ainda será a maior banda de todos os tempos”, parallels Lisa’s passionate obsession with music and the arts. At the same time, the user’s depressive and self-deprecating posts such as “maldito seja o dia em que eu fui concebido” and “mas eu sou um inútil mesmo” echo Lisa’s frequent bouts of existential sadness and feeling like a misfit in her own family and town. The strong affection for their partner, seen in “quero meu namorado” and “quero fazer meu não binário muito feliz”, rounds out the picture of someone sensitive, idealistic, and intense—very much in line with Lisa Simpson’s emotional and intellectual profile.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they enjoy friends and a boyfriend, much of their feed is about feeling alone or isolated and doing introspective processing, like “existem coisas que só meu diário pode saber”, “pensando pensamentos pensantes”, and “as vezes me sinto meio sozinho mesmo não estando necessariamente sozinho (???)”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they often focus on feelings, meaning, and hypothetical futures over concrete facts, e.g. “não existem músicas que expressem exatamente como estou me sentindo nesse momento, terei que compor algo” and dramatic, existential posts like “maldito seja o dia em que eu fui concebido”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: tweets are driven by emotional reactions, relationships, and empathy, such as wanting to make their partner happy in “quero fazer meu não binário muito feliz” and expressing emotional pain and dysphoria in “disforia é foda, estou pensando muito em me matar”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they are spontaneous, mood-driven, and somewhat disorganized rather than structured, as seen in impulsive outbursts like “SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...”, changing plans or energies around birthdays and outings in “desanimei de marcar algo pra comemorar meu aniversário” and “metas de 2026: provar um brisadeiro beber muito sair com meus amigos” (more wishful than structured planning). Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if day 6 is going to be one of the happiest days of your life because of MCR, how do I get a ticket to be the second happiest thing you see that week?
- You said you’d have to make your own outfit for the MCR show because nothing looks right—lucky for me, I’m already tailor‑made to match your emo era.
- Your band is called *Mordomia Cineasta* and you still think you’re ‘um inútil’? I respectfully disagree—how about we schedule a rehearsal where we practice being each other’s favorite song?
- If you’re really ‘thinking pensamentos pensantes’, statistically at least one of them could be about kissing someone at a My Chemical Romance concert… may I submit my resume for that position?
- You said sometimes ‘não binário é almoço’ and sometimes ‘é janta’—how about I take you out for both, and we finish the day drunk on Cantinho do Vale and My Chemical Romance?
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Alex | he/him | emo show enthusiast with asthma, a diary full of secrets & a band to start. Once fell in love over two bunches of New Year’s grapes.– @Pumpkin2d
Your signature cocktail
Infinite Cantinho Collapse
This drink starts with red wine in honor of their beloved cheap booze and chaotic nights, like when they said it's about “beber uma garrafa de cantinho do vale de 2L com os amigos” “as vezes é sobre beber uma garrafa de cantinho do vale de 2L com os amigos, sabe?” and pleaded for “só um cantinho do vale agora pra me deixar feliz” “só um cantinho do vale agora pra me deixar feliz”. An espresso shot captures their constant anxiety and overthinking, like “pensando pensamentos pensantes” “pensando pensamentos pensantes” and “ficar ansioso o dia todo é de fude hein” “ficar ansioso o dia todo é de fude hein”. Blackberry syrup adds a dark, emo sweetness for their love of My Chemical Romance and melodrama, echoing their hype for the show: “vcs não sabem o quão ansioso eu estou para o show do my chemical romance” and “dia 6 será um dos dias mais felizes da minha vida, irei chorar em absolutamente todas as músicas”. Sparkling water lightens everything, like the playful chaos of tweets such as “SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and the goofy screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Finally, a dash of smoked salt stands for the bitterness, exhaustion, and suicidal ideation simmering under the surface—like “se eu não for embora de casa logo eu vou me matar muito em breve”, “disforia é foda, estou pensando muito em me matar”, and the raging “depressão filha da puta, vai toma no cu caralho” “depressão filha da puta, vai toma no cu caralho”. Mixed together, Infinite Cantinho Collapse is bittersweet, a little unstable, emo as hell, and somehow still sparkling—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Alex shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, affection, and valuing close relationships. They repeatedly center their boyfriend and friends as core sources of happiness and comfort, as in “meu natal seria muito melhor se meu namorado passasse ele comigo”, “quero meu namorado”, and especially “quero fazer meu não binário muito feliz”, which reflects a nurturing, others-first mindset. Their desire to share simple, cozy experiences with loved ones – like “as vezes é sobre beber uma garrafa de cantinho do vale de 2L com os amigos, sabe?” and “as vezes é sobre assistir scooby doo 2 com o seu amor” – fits the Hufflepuff focus on companionship over glory. Even when struggling with depression and self-loathing in tweets like “depressão filha da puta, vai toma no cu caralho” and “mas não tem uma pessoa com quem eu possa falar sobre isso pqp💔💔💔💔💔”, what hurts most is the perceived lack of connection, reinforcing how central relationships are to them. While there is some Gryffindor-style intensity and Ravenclaw creativity (e.g., “não existem músicas que expressem exatamente como estou me sentindo nesse momento, terei que compor algo”), their defining traits are loyalty, tenderness toward loved ones, and a yearning for shared moments—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. They are clearly emotionally invested in MCR, repeatedly talking about the show, like when they said they were extremely anxious for it and that the show day will be one of the happiest of their life: “vcs não sabem o quão ansioso eu estou para o show do my chemical romance” and “dia 6 será um dos dias mais felizes da minha vida, irei chorar em absolutamente todas as músicas”. The song’s themes of depression, survival, and turning pain into something anthemic mirror their struggles with despair and suicidal thoughts, as shown in “disforia é foda, estou pensando muito em me matar” and “depressão filha da puta, vai toma no cu caralho”. At the same time, the track carries a sense of stubborn hope and drama that fits their intense, expressive way of tweeting and living through shows, alcohol, and love for their boyfriend: “as vezes é sobre beber uma garrafa de cantinho do vale de 2L com os amigos, sabe?” and “quero meu namorado”. Overall, this song captures both their darkness and their desire for catharsis through music.
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