Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Goal Oriented: Nessa sets specific benchmarks for weight loss, such as aiming for "136 by my birthday".
- Physically Active: They consistently engage in strength training, noting they "lift weights perfectly fine" and work on gaining muscle.
- Socially Conscious: The profile shows political engagement through reposting "stuff about the protests" and supporting Palestine in the name field.
- Transparent Communicator: They are vulnerable about their struggles, "announcing that I'm starting a liquid fast" to maintain accountability.
- Animal Lover: The username and bio imagery suggest an affinity for specific subcultures and a playful, if provocative, online persona.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Loathing: Nessa frequently uses harsh language, calling themselves a "disgusting pervert" and "fat and worthless".
- Self-Harm Tendencies: They admit to using physical pain as a deterrent, such as when they "burned myself" to avoid sexual intimacy.
- Substance Reliance: They express a desperate need to "start smoking again" but lack the financial means to do so safely.
- Disordered Eating: The profile is centered on harmful behaviors, including "fighting the urge to purge" and chronic laxative abuse.
- Suicidal Ideation: They post alarming thoughts about self-elimination, believing their "only way out is a gun".
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is deeply introspective and often feels isolated from others, noting “im so lonely the only person i have now is my partner”. They share Lisa's perfectionist tendencies and intense focus on self-improvement, though in this case, it manifests as a fixation on body image and weight, leading them to feel “fat and worthless” after a minor setback. The user also expresses a sense of being misunderstood and physically uncomfortable, similar to Lisa's occasional existential crises, even admitting that “things don't get better they always go back to how they were before”. Their use of journals to “track my food” mirrors Lisa’s methodical and academic approach to her own personal challenges.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Nessa exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently mentioning a lack of social life and preferring solitary activities like “always home doing nothing, on my phone, or watching tv”. Their focus is heavily on Sensing (S), as their tweets are dominated by concrete physical data, such as “148.0” and specific bodily sensations like “the SMELL of purging”. They lead with Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense internal emotions and self-image, often expressing distress such as “i feel like an ugly loser”. Lastly, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in a struggle with consistent structure, noting that “things don't get better they always go back to how they were”, though they sporadically attempt to “meal plan instead of just winging it”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m way more interesting than Fallout 4—you won’t even need an Xbox controller to lose track of time with me.
- If you’re looking for a reason to stay off your phone and stop watching TV, I’d love to be the irl friend who actually shows up.
- Forget the doctor; I think the only ‘med’ you’re missing is a date with someone who won't ghost you after the first interview.
- I’d never fall asleep while you’re standing in front of me—in fact, I’d probably forget how to blink entirely.
- I’m no doctor, but I’ve got a much better bedside manner than 'Satan'—how about we skip the meds and go grab some Panda Express instead?
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20 | They/them. Aspiring fitness enthusiast & gamer currently perfecting my Fallout 4 settlement. I once tried to make a father's day gift but recycled it instead.– @punaneater
Your signature cocktail
The Glitchy Gamer’s Liquid Lock-In
This cocktail is a sharp, high-intensity mix designed for someone who is ready to “lock in👹” and distract themselves with Fallout 4. The bitter tonic base mirrors the frustration of being taken off meds by a doctor they call “satan”, while the absinthe anticipates their 21st birthday plan to “legally abuse substances/j”. It is served with a salted rim to commemorate the childhood rebellion of throwing away “stuff we were forced to make in school for fathers day”. Finally, the zero-calorie glitter represents a digital life spent “on my phone, or watching tv” while constantly battling the “urge to purge :p”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Nessa exhibits the Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness, specifically through a hyper-fixation on self-preservation and achieving precise personal goals. Their ambition is manifested in a rigid, data-driven approach to their body, stating “i need to lock in👹 i sound crazy💔” and “136 by my birthday (end of February)” to ensure they meet their targets. They demonstrate a calculating resourcefulness in using any available tool for their ends, such as when they “start a liquid fast so i feel obligated to actually stick to it” or use video games because the “angry i get makes me just not want to eat”. This intense focus on individual results and the willingness to endure significant personal discomfort to reach a position of perceived perfection aligns closely with the house of the ambitious.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly mirrors Nessa’s deep struggle with body dysmorphia and the relentless pressure of 'edtwt' culture. The lyrics echo their constant cycle of self-criticism and obsession with numbers, as seen when they tweet, “Gained a pound im fat and worthless more than i was before🧍🏻♂️💔 end me”. The song’s focus on the desire to be 'small' and the pain of comparison aligns with their admission that “my ugw changes from 80 105 so much i don't even know what i want atp i just know i want to be small already”. Ultimately, the track captures the isolation and physical toll of their disorder, which they describe by saying, “im in so much constant pain physically... JUST KILL ME😭”.
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