Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Economic Literacy: Demonstrates a strong grasp of technical concepts like "OLS by hand" and "non-convertible" currency dynamics.
- Ideological Consistency: Maintains a clear "corporate personhood" platform favoring "Free trade" and "Lax zoning" regardless of partisan trends.
- Intellectual Rigor: Values academic credentials, criticizing those who "never bothered to get a Bacherlor’s" yet lead plagiarism scandals.
- Pro-Growth Outlook: Champions historical progress, citing how "real wages rose 60%" during the Gilded Age as a model for American capability.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Rhetoric: Admits to being "sympathetic to the concept of roving right wing death squads" when frustrated by political opponents.
- Elitist Attitude: Dismisses those living outside specific areas as "country bumpkins" who should be treated as such.
- Abrasive Communication: Openly antagonizes their own audience, stating "I despise a large portion of you" and "i hate you all".
- Extreme Edginess: Uses provocative, racially-charged language like "goy occupied government" to make political points.
- Hyper-Partisan Cynicism: Expresses deep disdain for both sides of the aisle, including "the median College Republican" and the "Dem Tea Party".
Your Simpsons character
Martin Prince
Martin Prince is the perfect match for this user’s blend of high-IQ elitism, academic pedantry, and niche ideological fixations. Like Martin, @punished_casa is a self-described “corporate personhood conservative” who flaunts his intellectual superiority by complaining about others “doing OLS by hand” or “using ‘financialization’ as a pejorative.” He possesses a Martin-esque obsession with historical golden ages, noting he “idolizes Victorian Britain” and the “Gilded Age.” Ultimately, his persona as a “walking stereotype” of a buttoned-up, Economist-reading neoliberal mirrors Martin’s role as the school's sophisticated but isolated teacher's pet.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Casa exhibits Extroversion through constant social engagement, public polling of their audience, and a self-described persona as a “walking stereotype” of an Economist-reading elitist. Their Intuitive nature is evidenced by a focus on macro-level systems, global IR theories, and idolizing “victorian britain” as a civilizational ideal rather than focusing on mundane daily life. As a clear Thinking type, they prioritize efficiency and logic, dismissively stating that “if you use ‘financialization’ as a pejorative, I am simply going to assume you don’t know much”. Finally, their Judging trait manifests in a highly structured political worldview and a preference for order, explicitly stating “I love insurance, and banks... and law and order” while frequently sharing detailed policy checklists.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Gilded Age? Because being with you feels like a 60% rise in real wages and the absolute apex of American excellence.
- I promise I’m more than just a 'median campus leftist'—if you play your cards right, I might even let you explain why the Jones Act needs to be abolished over black coffee.
- Forget the IMF and USAID, the only international interest I’m focused on right now is the 'special relationship' between you and me.
- I’m not a fan of most regulatory burdens, but I’d definitely support a mandate that requires you to spend your Friday nights with me.
- Is your name OLS? Because I’d love to calculate our correlation by hand, even if it’s an absolute nightmare to finish.
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NYC-based policy wonk and Gilded Age enthusiast. Once wore a US-Ukraine pin while reading The Economist just to feel something. Economics, IR, and LaTeX hater.– @punished_casa
Your signature cocktail
The Gilded Neoliberal
This drink is a sophisticated yet acerbic nod to a user who “idolize(s) Victorian Britain” and misses the “unabashed can-do spirit” of the Gilded Age. The dry gin base represents their rigid 'corporate personhood' conservatism, while the bitter Amaro reflects their distaste for “the permanent underclass” and “campus leftists.” It is served ice-cold to match their preference for “economic literacy tests” and garnished with a nod to their “light blue button-up and US x Ukraine flag pin” aesthetic. It’s a high-value-chain cocktail for someone who “loves insurance, and banks, and credit cards.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Casa exhibits a quintessential Ravenclaw obsession with analytical frameworks, economic data, and academic rigor. He prioritizes intellectual consistency over tribal loyalty, often critiquing his own side by asking, “Why on earth would you do OLS by hand😭” and dismissing those who use “‘financialization’ as a pejorative” as simply uneducated. His wit is often sharp and pedantic, evidenced by his detailed policy lists featuring “Lax antitrust,” “Lax zoning,” and “RTW”, as well as his frustration when “claude is so bad for LaTeX its unreal”. Ultimately, his worldview is shaped by a love of technical systems and historical efficiency, such as his idolization of “victorian britain” for its structural marvels.
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Your song
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
This 1980s anthem perfectly captures the user's blend of high-stakes geopolitics and corporate ambition. Their fascination with power and history, seen when they say “i think if there’s any civilization i truly idolize it’s victorian britain”, aligns with the song's themes of control and shifting world orders. The track’s polished, 'Gilded Age' aesthetic mirrors their self-described style of a “light blue button up... us x ukraine flag pin >economist magazine”. Furthermore, the lyrics' cynical view of human nature resonates with their blunt admission: “I despise a large portion of you and will not hesitate to express it”. Ultimately, the song reflects a worldview defined by “american hard interests” and the relentless pursuit of economic and global dominance.
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