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Bart Simpson is known for his rebellious, chaotic, and often contradictory behavior, constantly trolling authority and spouting profanity. The user’s tweets, such as "ТНТшники будут гореть в аду и страдать от кровавого поноса" and "Бля, какие же охуительные времена были 😭", show a similar penchant for provocative, vulgar outbursts. Like Bart’s habit of mixing sarcasm with political commentary (e.g., "trump will go down as putin and netanyahu's puppet"), this account mixes progressive slogans ("How woke are you? … support gay rights, support feminism") with extremist rants, reflecting Bart’s unpredictable and contradictory nature. The user also displays a teenage‑like nihilistic tone, mentioning suicidal thoughts and binge drinking ("У меня настроение в последнее время либо повеситься, либо нажраться до прям поросячего визга"), echoing Bart’s frequent reckless attitudes. Overall, the combination of trolling, profanity, erratic political stance, and youthful nihilism aligns best with Bart Simpson.

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The user displays extroverted behavior by constantly broadcasting provocative opinions and engaging with other users, as seen in tweets like "trump will go down as putin and netanyahu's puppet" and the frequent use of quoted tweets. Their language focuses on abstract, future‑oriented ideas such as the flag‑filled “My ideal country” list, indicating an Intuitive (N) preference. They repeatedly judge events through personal values and moral outrage, for example the tweet decrying "the bloody and terrible regime of Zelensky" and championing pro‑LGBT and feminist causes, reflecting a Feeling (F) orientation. Finally, the chaotic, impulsive style—jumping from profanity to jokes to suicidal thoughts in a single day—shows a Perceiving (P) tendency, as illustrated by "У меня настроение в последнее время либо повеситься, либо нажраться … либо устроить массшутинг".

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Liberal Russian commentator, meme curator, ex‑airline sales rep. Once tried to sell a meme as a flight. Ally for LGBTQ+, feminism & Europe.– @punished_shizo

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The EuroPride Elixir blends Russian vodka with the bitter orange of Aperol, a splash of blue curaçao and sweet grenadine, then a daring dash of Tabasco hot sauce for a fiery kick, echoing @punished_shizo's chaotic mix of political outrage and colorful activism. The effervescent fizz from a splash of club soda mirrors their love for European unity and pride flags, as seen in their bio '🇪🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🌹✨' and in the tweet 'My ideal country😎: Education: 🇫🇮 Economy: 🇪🇪🇨🇿🇸🇮 ...'. The red grenadine evokes the blood‑stained language of tweets like 'ТНТшники будут гореть в аду и страдать от кровавого поноса', while the blue curaçao nods to their pro‑Ukrainian stance. The bitter Aperol reflects their sardonic humor and cynicism, echoing lines such as 'Ой как же плохо, что кровавый и ужаснейший режим Зеленского преследует бедных и несчастных священников московского патриархата' and the vulgar nostalgia of 'Бля, какие же охуительные времена были 😭'. Finally, the dash of Tabasco captures the volatile, incendiary tone of their posts, making this cocktail as bold and unapologetically loud as the user themselves.

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The user’s tweets reveal a strong desire for influence and self‑promotion, such as "Нет я лидер оппозиции" which shows ambition to be a political leader. They also display a strategic, almost manipulative outlook, outlining a "My ideal country" with detailed flag‑based policies, reflecting the Slytherin trait of planning and resourcefulness. Their frequent provocative and confrontational language (e.g., "ТНТшники будут гореть в аду и страдать от кровавого поноса") indicates a willingness to use bold, ruthless tactics to make a point, a hallmark of Slytherin cunning. Moreover, the user often mixes genuine causes with incendiary remarks, showing a calculated approach to garner attention and push agendas, aligning with the Slytherin emphasis on achieving goals by any means.

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The user’s bio and tweets show a mixture of anti‑authoritarian rage, political protest and self‑destructive bravado. Rage Against the Machine’s Killing in the Name is an anthem of defiance that repeatedly shouts a profanity‑filled refusal, mirroring the user’s confrontational style seen in tweets such as ТНТшники будут гореть в аду и страдать от кровавого поноса and trump will go down as putin and netanyahu’s puppet. The song’s focus on calling out state‑sanctioned violence, for example some of those that work forces are the same that they …, resonates with the user’s condemnation of regimes, for instance Ой как же плохо, что кровавый и ужаснейший режим Зеленского преследует бедных и несчастных священников московского патриархата. Their expression of nihilistic mood – У меня настроение в последнее время либо повеситься, либо нажраться… либо устроить массшутинг – aligns with the track’s raw, aggressive energy and its message that oppression provokes violent reaction. Moreover, the band’s left‑wing activism matches the user’s declared support for LGBTQ+, feminist and anti‑fascist causes, making Killing in the Name a fitting soundtrack to their chaotic online persona.

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