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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: Niels is unafraid to voice his opinions, even if controversial, as shown in tweets like 'Is it too much to ask for if I wanna see every Islamic terrorist in Germany hanging from the branches of a tree?'
- Historically Informed: His deep knowledge of history is evident in tweets like '>Be German Democratic Republic >Build wall >Call it antifascist protection wall.'
- Humorous: He uses humor to critique, as seen in 'Boomers and their Chernobyl trauma, an endless story.'
- Proactive: He takes action against perceived wrongs, such as reporting Linksjugend Freiburg for endorsing crimes.
- Passionate: His advocacy for causes like trans rights and Zionism shows his dedication to his beliefs.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative Language: His strong language, like 'Everyone who drew parallels between the Holocaust and the War in Gaza is a piece of shit,' can alienate others.
- Harsh Criticism: He is quick to harshly criticize, as seen in 'Kendrick Lamar is mid and somehow he even got worse over time.'
- Impulsiveness: Tweets like 'Fuck it, I’m buying the Oblivion Remaster now' suggest impulsive decisions.
- Pessimism: He often expresses a bleak outlook, such as '37% for authoritarian parties, we’re cooked and it’s only getting worse.'
- Confrontational: His direct confrontations, like 'Service tweet: @owenjonesjourno is still a piece of shit,' can escalate conflicts.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Niels shares Sideshow Bob's eloquence, intelligence, and tendency for dramatic statements. Like Bob, Niels is unafraid to express disdain for those he disagrees with, as seen in 'Service tweet: @owenjonesjourno is still a piece of shit.' Both have a flair for the theatrical, evident in Niels's sarcastic and biting humor. While Bob plots revenge, Niels takes proactive steps like reporting groups he opposes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Niels fits the ENTJ personality type: bold, strategic, and commanding. His extraversion is evident in his outspoken tweets and engagement with political discourse. His intuitive nature shines in his ability to analyze complex issues, like '>Be German Democratic Republic >Build wall.' His thinking side drives his logical critiques, such as 'Amnesty International casually spreading fake news.' Finally, his judgmental nature is clear in his decisive actions, like reporting Linksjugend Freiburg. ENTJs are natural leaders, and Niels embodies this with his strong stances and proactive approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Fallout terminal? Because I could spend hours unlocking your secrets.
- Is your name Niels, or should I just call you my favorite historical revisionist?
- Are you a German hospital? Because you’ve got my heart racing, even if you’re a little chaotic.
- Are you Oblivion? Because I’d remaster my life just to spend time with you.
- Are you a hawk? Because you’ve got me soaring every time I see your tweets.
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Bisexual Fallout loremaster navigating geopolitics and gaming | Advocate for trans rights, Zionism, and sharp wit | History buff with a penchant for sarcasm | Based in Berlin, fueled by chaos– @punishedalaska
Your signature cocktail
The Fallout Mule
The 'Fallout Mule' represents Niels's fiery and complex personality. Vodka reflects his Eastern European geopolitical interests, while ginger beer adds a sharp, biting flavor, much like his humor. Lime juice provides a zesty kick, echoing his passion for activism. The Tabasco symbolizes his fiery takes on politics. It's a bold, unapologetic drink for a bold, unapologetic person.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Niels fits Slytherin due to his ambition, cunning, and willingness to confront challenges head-on. His proactive actions, like reporting Linksjugend Freiburg, show his resourcefulness. His strong opinions, such as 'The Greens are now officially so far gone,' reflect his determination to stand up for his beliefs. Slytherins are also known for their loyalty to their values, which aligns with his advocacy for Zionism and trans rights. His sharp wit and confrontational style further cement his place in this house.
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Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
This protest song suits Niels's critical stance on politics and authority. His tweet '37% for authoritarian parties, we’re cooked and it’s only getting worse' reflects the song's anti-establishment sentiment. The song's themes of inequality and resistance resonate with his advocacy for marginalized groups. Its fiery tone matches his passionate and confrontational style.
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