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Your Simpsons character
Niels shares Sideshow Bob's eloquence, intelligence, and tendency for dramatic statements. Like Bob, Niels is unafraid to express disdain for those he disagrees with, as seen in 'Service tweet: @owenjonesjourno is still a piece of shit.' Both have a flair for the theatrical, evident in Niels's sarcastic and biting humor. While Bob plots revenge, Niels takes proactive steps like reporting groups he opposes.

Your MBTI personality Type
Niels fits the ENTJ personality type: bold, strategic, and commanding. His extraversion is evident in his outspoken tweets and engagement with political discourse. His intuitive nature shines in his ability to analyze complex issues, like '>Be German Democratic Republic >Build wall.' His thinking side drives his logical critiques, such as 'Amnesty International casually spreading fake news.' Finally, his judgmental nature is clear in his decisive actions, like reporting Linksjugend Freiburg. ENTJs are natural leaders, and Niels embodies this with his strong stances and proactive approach.

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Bisexual Fallout loremaster navigating geopolitics and gaming | Advocate for trans rights, Zionism, and sharp wit | History buff with a penchant for sarcasm | Based in Berlin, fueled by chaos– @punishedalaska

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The 'Fallout Mule' represents Niels's fiery and complex personality. Vodka reflects his Eastern European geopolitical interests, while ginger beer adds a sharp, biting flavor, much like his humor. Lime juice provides a zesty kick, echoing his passion for activism. The Tabasco symbolizes his fiery takes on politics. It's a bold, unapologetic drink for a bold, unapologetic person.

Your Hogwarts House
Niels fits Slytherin due to his ambition, cunning, and willingness to confront challenges head-on. His proactive actions, like reporting Linksjugend Freiburg, show his resourcefulness. His strong opinions, such as 'The Greens are now officially so far gone,' reflect his determination to stand up for his beliefs. Slytherins are also known for their loyalty to their values, which aligns with his advocacy for Zionism and trans rights. His sharp wit and confrontational style further cement his place in this house.

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This protest song suits Niels's critical stance on politics and authority. His tweet '37% for authoritarian parties, we’re cooked and it’s only getting worse' reflects the song's anti-establishment sentiment. The song's themes of inequality and resistance resonate with his advocacy for marginalized groups. Its fiery tone matches his passionate and confrontational style.

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