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Rosa matches Lisa Simpson through her deeply intellectual, artistic, and often melancholic worldview. Much like Lisa, she is a self-described “joyless hag” who finds solace in high culture, frequently visiting “museums/art galleries” and obsessing over avant-garde figures like David Lynch and Hilma af Klint. Her intense need for creative expression—proclaiming a “need to make art” repeatedly—mirrors Lisa’s own desperate search for meaning through her saxophone and poetry. Furthermore, her radical political leanings and sense of alienation as a “decadent artist” reflect Lisa's archetype as the misunderstood, precocious outsider standing against a shallow world.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rosa exhibits Introversion through her preference for solitary, creative hobbies like “writing her a yearnful letter at midnight” and visiting museums alone. Her Intuition is evident in her abstract, poetic bio and her focus on thematic art, such as being “enthralled by her compositions” when discussing Hilma af Klint. She leads with Feeling, expressed through deep romantic yearning and a worldview where “the world is so beautiful and that beauty scares me so”. Finally, her Perceiving trait shows in her spontaneous, eclectic interests and artistic impulsivity, such as when she admits to being “too afraid to post” a newly made collage or seeking “ideas plss” for a tattoo without a set plan.

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Art history student and miniature painter. Passionate about surrealist cinema, David Lynch, and early modernism. Once wrote a letter by hand—and survived.– @PunishedErudyke

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This experimental spirit is rooted in a Polish base of Żubrówka, nodding to their heritage and the fact that “Piłsudski is the polish son of the century”. The rose liqueur represents “the rose whose every petal is a god” and their romantic side, often found “writing her a yearnful letter at midnight”. A bitter touch of absinthe captures the vibe of a “joyless hag” engaging in #spiritualwarfare. Finally, it is served cold and sharp, perfect for someone who believes “there is nothing more romantic than a walk” in the winter air.

Your Hogwarts House
Rosa exhibits a profound and eclectic intellectualism, spending her time visiting museums and art galleries while declaring that “first month of the year and I watched more movies, read more poetry... than in the last 6”. Her creativity and wit are central to her identity, evidenced by her obsession with art history, “favourite pieces from the David Lynch exhibit”, and her desire to “put as much of myself into my letters as he was able to”. She values the theoretical and the literary, asserting that “to truely appreciate literature one has to stop being a 'reader'” and engaging in complex categorization of music and philosophy. This constant drive to create, analyze, and absorb culture defines a classic Ravenclaw pursuit of wisdom and aesthetic depth.

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Rosa’s digital presence is a blend of post-punk aesthetic, transfeminine yearning, and esoteric art obsession that mirrors the avant-garde tension of this track. Her bio identifies her as “the rose whose every petal is a god”, a sentiment that aligns with the song's themes of decaying beauty and complex romance. The track's stark, experimental nature suits someone who claims “to truely appreciate literature one has to stop being a 'reader'” and finds spiritual significance in “Incense and blood”. Furthermore, her self-description as a “joyless hag” who is simultaneously “drunk on love” captures the same abrasive yet romantic duality found in Public Image Ltd’s discography.

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