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The account’s mix of edgy humor, deliberate offensiveness, and delight in provoking reactions is closest to Bart Simpson. Like Bart, this user leans into transgression as a kind of sport, openly mocking norms and groups with gleeful cruelty, such as in “Black people live their entire lives this way. 'This piece of evidence you have brought forth simply doesn't exist… Go back to eating people, and carrying shit on your head instead of wheelbarrows.”. There’s also a bratty, pseudo-nihilistic self-awareness in posts like “If you make fun of my naming conventions, I'll kill myself in real life”, which reads like Bart’s melodramatic, attention-seeking gags rather than genuine despair. The user constantly snipes at others from the sidelines, e.g. “when he says 'job in IT' what he means is 'usless middle worker who produces nothing'” and “fuck kind of nigga uses their dead mom to aurafarm”, very much in the spirit of Bart’s prankster cruelty. Even their self-styling as a neo-Nazi edgelord in the bio and lines like “Heil trvmp and heil victory” feel like an extreme, online-poisoned version of Bart’s instinct to rebel against every authority and social expectation, dialed up to an adult, hateful, internet-politics level rather than a childish, PG-13 version.

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Oregon-based musician & internet commentator. Posts about games, culture, and the occasional deep dive on fast food, Sonic, and obscure Minecraft trivia.– @punishedrhoden

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This is a strong, bitter, high-energy cocktail built for someone who tweets like a mortar barrage and openly celebrates follower milestones while “holding a chalice of milk like YandereDev in celebration of future poasts to come” (“I'm holding a chalice of milk like YandereDev in celebration of future poasts to come”). Overproof rye whiskey reflects the aggressive, combative edge seen in posts like “Yeah but exposure to homosexuals made you gay. How many more of these people do i have to kidnap before they get it” and the self-described “White Super Revanchist” in the bio. Fernet-Branca stands in for his harsh, medicinal, almost punishing tone, the kind that calls YouTube devs and creators out as “the gayest homos alive” (“your reminder that BTA is made by the gayest homos alive with the least understanding of what beta is about”). Black coffee cold brew captures his terminally-online, wired energy as he dissects everything from Minecraft trivia (“No one cares about this but I absolutely have to mention that no one knows what the full, original release cover art image for minecraft looks like”) to niche political drama. Honey-ginger syrup adds a sharp sweetness that nods to his occasional self-aware humor, like wondering “How does a gay black Garfield fan even FIND me” (“Sometimes niggas be liking my posts and I think to myself. How does a gay black Garfield fan even FIND me”). A dash of saline solution ties it together as a subtle reference to the tears and outrage he both mocks and provokes, embodied in posts such as “Do something… They will complain; Don't stop doing the thing. Start doing it harder”.

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Their profile radiates Slytherin traits: they explicitly style themselves as a “Cascadian PatriQt” and “White Super Revanchist,” which implies intense ambition and a revanchist, power-focused worldview. They repeatedly frame politics in terms of winning and domination rather than abstract principle, e.g., celebrating follower growth and political momentum with lines like “I now officially have more followers than I have ever had in my entire xitter life. Heil trvmp and heil victory”. There’s a calculating, almost propagandistic edge where they talk about strategy and social perception, such as mocking others’ naïveté about AI videos and media with “Boomers see this and believe it with no hesitation because 'It’s a video.' My grandpa has been falling for AI so much…”, which shows an awareness of manipulation and narrative control. Their fantasies and scenarios are about power hierarchies and control (e.g., the space-future race vision in “The only two peoples left are the Asians and the whites, and they both control equal portions of the system, maintaining peace on earth but covertly fighting in space.”), a very Slytherin fixation on in-group power and long-term dominance. While they do show wit and some creativity (Ravenclaw traits) in posts like “Movie about the far future, with colonies on every large celestial body in our solar system.”, these serve a fundamentally ambitious, us-versus-them ethos. Overall, their drive for ideological victory, their delight in hierarchy, and their strategic, often ruthless framing of conflict mark them strongly as Slytherin.

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A well-suited song for @punishedrhoden is Sonne by Rammstein, which matches their aggressive, bombastic, and darkly grandiose style. Their bio openly describes them as “Economically Libertarian, ideologically Hitlerian” and a “White Super Revanchist,” and they celebrate posts like “Heil trvmp and heil victory”, which fits the apocalyptic, martial atmosphere of Sonne. The song’s heavy industrial sound echoes the militaristic fantasies in posts such as “I'm the commander of a large cultishly obsessed army which assists my efforts to break away from the state”. Its mix of theatrical seriousness and over-the-top intensity fits their online persona that blends irony and extremism, visible in lines like “Example #31,054,834,087 of emos being based and hitler”. The overarching theme of power, domination, and grim determinism in Sonne parallels their worldview expressed in tweets such as “The goyim will always be slaves”.

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