Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares pain and vulnerability, like feeling in the worst phase of life due to a disorder in “destrui todas as coisas q eu realmente me importava…”.
- Affectionate friend: Values loving company and feeling at home with friends, as in “me sinto tão em casa com as meninas” and “andar com gnt q me ama realmente muda td”.
- Passionate professional: Shows strong love for veterinary medicine despite difficulties, like “eu nunca entendo gnt q desiste da veterinária… qnd tô com meus pacientes td vale a pena” and “gente era sobre a veterinaria, ta tudo bem agora voltei a amar a profissao”.
- Loyal partner: Expresses deep affection and commitment to their partner in multiple tweets like “vou casar com esse homem” and “amo meu namorado pqp”.
- Values fairness: Criticizes internalized sexism and unfair rivalries, for example “coisa mais feia do mundo é mulher chamando outra d rodada…” and “tem apenas uma coisa mais patetica q a rivalidade feminina: rivalidade masculina”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Talks about wanting to die or self-harm in tweets like “sei la vo me mata” and “quero me matar”.
- Emotional volatility: Alternates quickly between joy and despair, such as loving veterinary work yet feeling destroyed by a disorder in “destrui todas as coisas q eu realmente me importava…” and later “eu amo ser vet”.
- Negative self-talk: Speaks harshly about herself and her life, e.g. “sou a pessoa mais boca de sacola q já pisou na terra” and “nao tenho 1 (UM, UNO, ONE) dia de paz”.
- Interpersonal insecurity: Frequently doubts being wanted or loved, like “eu tenho 99% de certeza q todos os meus amigos me odeiam” and feeling devastated at not being invited in “vou perder o aniversário d dois anos do meu irmao pq n fui chamada”.
- Risk-taking impulsivity: Acknowledges going into situations expecting trouble but doing it anyway, like “prevendo q isso vai dar uma merda das grandes mas só se vive uma vez”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: idealistic, intensely emotional, smart, and very concerned with ethics and animals. Like Lisa’s activism and love for animals, they center their life on veterinary medicine and anti-speciesism: “meio veterinária, sempre punk”, “minha vida é sobre veterinária e contracultura, e isso basta!”, and “mores eu como vegetariana a 8 anos, veterinaria, antiespecista…”. They show deep devotion to their work and patients just like Lisa does to her causes: “eu nunca entendo gnt q desiste da veterinária… qnd tô com meus pacientes td vale a pena.”. At the same time, they struggle with anxiety, loneliness, and feeling misunderstood, echoing Lisa’s melancholy and emotional intensity: “destrui todas as coisas q eu realmente me importava em menos de um mês e agora estou na pior fase da minha vida por causa dessa porra d transtorno” and “eu tenho 99% de certeza q todos os meus amigos me odeiam mas não posso provar”. Their mix of punk contraculture, intellectual/ethical concern, and emotional volatility fits Lisa as if Lisa had grown up in a Brazilian punk-vet scene.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they’re constantly at shows/roles, with friends and partners, and energized by people, e.g. celebrating feeling loved with “pqp andar com gnt q me ama realmente muda td” and saying “me sinto tão em casa com as meninas”. Their focus is more emotional and big-picture than concrete, pointing to Intuition: they talk about life direction and identity like “minha vida é sobre veterinária e contracultura, e isso basta!” and existential doubts such as “se é o certo pq eu sinto como se não fosse?”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, making decisions and judgments based on emotions and relationships, seen in strong value statements like “coisa mais feia do mundo é mulher chamando outra d rodada, a tipica historia de oprimido querendo ser opressor” and intense vulnerability in “destrui todas as coisas q eu realmente me importava em menos de um mês”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and experience-driven rather than structured, aligning with Perceiving: they jump into situations despite predicting chaos in “prevendo q isso vai dar uma merda das grandes mas só se vive uma vez” and impulsively consider drastic changes like “tô cogitando vender td e ir morar na inglaterra com minha ex”. Taken together—social, emotionally intense, value-driven, and spontaneous—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re ‘meio veterinária, sempre punk’… if I show up as a slightly sick stray at your 12x36 night shift, do I get treatment, a kiss, or both?
- You said your life is about ‘veterinária e contracultura’ — lucky for me I’m basically a rescue case with a DIY heart, ready to be adopted into your little crust universe (minus the rat living in the stove).
- You talked about wanting ‘a sorte de um amor tranquilo’ and also about never having one day of peace — I can’t promise zero chaos, but I can promise I’d be the kind of boyfriend who washes your panties and brings you nuggets to med vet class.
- If bullying in the future is ‘e sua mãe q falava que ia ter episódio extra de Stranger Things’, então deixa eu ser seu futuro: I’ll show up, no extra episodes, just extra kisses and a playlist of underappreciated artists for you to catch feelings for (again).
- You hate when people call women ‘rodada’, you’re antiespecista, punk, and still soft enough to feel destroyed over your family — that mix of rage and tenderness? That’s exactly why I’d gladly be the next person you say ‘tô tão apaixonada’ about in a tweet at 3 a.m.
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Veterinary student, 8 years vegetarian, punk at heart. Once got accused of selling myself to buy Vivienne Westwood. Animals first, bullshit later.– @punkaipira
Your signature cocktail
Meio Vet, Sempre Punk Fizz
Cachaça infused with smoked chili stands for their loud, chaotic punk side and the nights of yelling “FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODASE” and “foooooooooooooodase”. Passion fruit juice brings the messy romance and sudden softness of tweets like “quero a sorte de um amor tranquilo” and all the posts about missing their boyfriend, like “mt ruim morar longe dele....”. Cold brew coffee channels the exhausted, overworked plantonista vibe from “prefiro 3 plantoes noturnos de 12h do que um matutino” and their anxious, wired energy in “ando tão nervosa q qlqr coisinha me faz vomitar”. A dash of saline represents the tears, breakdowns, and dark humor around posts like “n tô mais aguentando nd” and “sei la vo me mata”, giving the drink a subtle, grounding savoriness. Finally, foamed coconut milk on top is the soft, protective layer of care they have for animals and friends, from “meio veterinária, sempre punk” in the bio to “eu nunca entendo gnt q desiste da veterinária… qnd tô com meus pacientes td vale a pena.” and “me sinto tão em casa com as meninas”. Strong, slightly bitter, but smoothed by sweetness and foam, this is a cocktail that hits like a breakdown at 3 a.m. and a hug at 3:05.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and running head‑first into chaos. The tweet “prevendo q isso vai dar uma merda das grandes mas só se vive uma vez” is textbook reckless courage: they see danger coming and choose to do it anyway. Their punk, confrontational stance appears in things like “odeio gente burra” and the blunt, fearless way they talk about sex and social dynamics, e.g. “tem a ver me pedir feat enquanto ce tá me mamando?”. There’s strong loyalty to people they love—"andar com gnt q me ama" literally "muda td" in “pqp andar com gnt q me ama realmente muda td”—and a willingness to endure emotional turmoil for relationships, shown in posts like “e eu, q jurei nunca mais me colocar nessa situação, me encontro nessa situação”. Even their devotion to veterinary medicine has a brave, self‑sacrificing flavor, as in “qnd tô com meus pacientes td vale a pena” despite stress and low pay. Altogether, the boldness, emotional rawness, and readiness to jump into risky situations align much more with Gryffindor than the other houses.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A raw, chaotic anthem like Smells Like Teen Spirit fits their mix of punk energy, mental turbulence, and dark humor. They live inside contraculture and DIY chaos, calling their life “about veterinary and counterculture” in “minha vida é sobre veterinária e contracultura, e isso basta!” and joking about crust punk squalor in “crust eh uma desgraça memo né? ... ele tá criando o rato NO FOGÃO”. There’s a constant undercurrent of depression and self-destructive thoughts, like “sei la vo me mata” and “quero mt morrer”, which resonates with the song’s nihilistic, disaffected tone. At the same time, they’re deeply emotional and romantic—“quero a sorte de um amor tranquilo” and “sou mt apaixonada por ele pqp”—capturing that tension between tenderness and rage. Their messy nights, impulsive decisions, and loud “FODO-SE” attitude in posts like “FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODASE” echo the chaotic, cathartic release at the heart of the song.
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