Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective Advocate: Defends victims against harmful takes in “this is an insane thing to say about a victim”.
- Community Builder: Bio shows dedication to "escoffier propaganda," signaling cohesion around shared fandom identity.
- Candid Critic: Directly challenges disliked ships in “i want to be known as the biggest d*ttoscara hater”.
- Humorous Voice: Uses sarcastic humor in posts such as “my client wants to put you in the oven at 250° celsius”.
- Creative Fan: Shares artistic contributions like “my contribution to albescara toxic yuri”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Tone: Threat-like language in “you have to be put down like a dog” alienates others.
- Harsh Labeling: Publicly tags opponents as "chopped groomers" in “escoffier would not associate herself with chopped groomers”.
- Conflict Escalation: Pushes heated threads such as “dottore did in fact groom scara.. should i or am i gonna get cooked”.
- Narrow Focus: Feed dominated by anti-d*ttoscara posts, limiting broader engagement.
- Aggressive Language: Insults like “creatura con el cerebro al revés” can deter dialogue.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits this user best: sharp, moralistic, and very willing to call people out when she thinks they’re wrong. Like Lisa defending victims or marginalized people, this user pushes back hard against what they see as harmful takes, as in “im sorry but this is an insane thing to say about a victim” and their detailed stance on grooming in “i feel compelled to make a thread explaining how dottore did in fact groom scara..”. There’s also a clear social-justice edge and multilingual sharpness, similar to Lisa’s intellectualism and moral fervor, seen in the Spanish rebuttal “no sé si eres consciente de que tu idioma no es el único en el mundo…”. At the same time, their humor is cutting and hyperbolic—Lisa’s righteous anger turned up to 11—like “you have to be put down like a dog but that would be an insult to dogs” and “my client wants to put you in the oven at 250° celsius”. Even their self-appointed role as “escoffiers renowned lawyer” echoes Lisa’s tendency to become the passionate advocate or prosecutor whenever she sees an injustice.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly outward-facing, constantly engaging others and positioning themselves as a loud presence, e.g. stating “i want to be known as the biggest d*ttoscara hater on this app” and offering to make a public explanatory thread in “oomfs should i or am i gonna get cooked”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive, dealing in fandom meta, implications, and conceptual arguments rather than concrete life details, like in “in light of recent events i feel compelled to make a thread explaining how dottore did in fact groom scara” and their political/identity commentary in “la palabra ‘no binaria’ se refiere a la PERSONA, no al género”. They clearly favor Thinking over Feeling: their style is blunt, confrontational, and focused on calling out perceived logical or ethical failures, as seen in “you know i was gonna say you have to be put down like a dog but that would be an insult to dogs i fear” and “im sorry but this is an insane thing to say about a victim”. Finally, they read as Judging: they adopt firm stances, speak in decisive, evaluative terms, and frame things as clear moral/ideological verdicts, such as “escoffier would not associate herself with chopped groomers” and the declarative "propaganda" posture in their bio “spreading the escoffier propaganda.” Taken together—outspoken engagement (E), abstract/meta focus (N), sharp and critical reasoning (T), and decisive judgment (J)—ENTJ is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said escoffier wouldn’t associate with chopped groomers, but would she make an exception for someone willing to spread escoffier propaganda AND worship your law degree in defending victims on genshintwt?
- You threatened to put someone in the oven at 250° celsius… if I bring snacks and sit on the defense bench as your favorite client, do I get immunity or just a date?
- As ‘escoffiers renowned lawyer’ and the biggest d*ttoscara hater, may I file a formal motion to become your court‑approved albescara toxic yuri partner in crime?
- The way you called out that person talking wild about a victim and the non‑binary tweet in Spanish… I’m not flirting with just a Genshin fan, I’m flirting with someone whose brain is clearly eating an entire plate of bad-take shippers’ neurons.
- You’re out here debating whether to drop a full ‘Dottore groomed Scara’ thread while casually calling out bigotry in two languages—would it be objectionably corny if I said my type is ‘shi / hir — free, bilingual, and terrifying on the timeline’?
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Your new Twitter bio
Fandom lawyer for hire. Once wrote a 12-tweet legal brief on why your ship is bad and won the argument. Opinions sharp, threads sharper.– @puppetous
Your signature cocktail
The Escoffier Cross-Examination
This cocktail is loud, sharp, and a little dangerous—just like someone who says “you know i was gonna say you have to be put down like a dog but that would be an insult to dogs i fear”. The overproof chili-infused rum mirrors their intense, unapologetic energy and their desire to be known as “the biggest d*ttoscara hater on this app”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark fruity sweetness, nodding to their devoted stan side and bio, “spreading the escoffier propaganda”, plus fierce defense like “escoffier would not associate herself with chopped groomers”. Fresh lime juice represents their cutting clarity when calling out people saying “an insane thing to say about a victim”. The smoked paprika salt rim embodies the scorched-earth legal threats of “my client wants to put you in the oven at 250° celsius”. Finally, a dash of bitters reflects their willingness to get into heavy discourse, like wanting to explain how “dottore did in fact groom scara.. oomfs should i or am i gonna get cooked”, making this drink as confrontational and layered as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
“you know i was gonna say you have to be put down like a dog but that would be an insult to dogs i fear” shows confrontational bravery in calling out someone despite potential backlash, a hallmark Gryffindor trait. Their declaration “i want to be known as the biggest d*ttoscara hater on this app” reflects bold, uncompromising crusading for a cause. They pursue controversial explanations such as “in light of recent events i feel compelled to make a thread explaining how dottore did in fact groom scara.. oomfs should i or am i gonna get cooked”, signaling fearless commitment to their convictions even when expecting criticism. This pattern of outspoken defense and audacity aligns best with Gryffindor’s valor rather than the other houses’ defining traits.
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Look What You Made Me Do - Taylor Swift
A song that fits @puppetous is Look What You Made Me Do because it channels the same theatrical, vengeful energy they show in their tweets. They adopt a mock-legal, retributive persona, like when they say “my client wants to put you in the oven at 250° celsius”, which mirrors the song’s dramatized retaliation theme. Their identity as “escoffiers renowned lawyer” and bio about “spreading the escoffier propaganda” suggests a character who revels in conflict and reputation management, much like the song’s narrative of reclaiming power and image. Their delight in calling out ships and fandom behavior, as seen in “i want to be known as the biggest d*ttoscara hater on this app” and “escoffier would not associate herself with chopped groomers”, parallels the song’s refusal to let others define them. Even their readiness to launch a controversial thread in “i feel compelled to make a thread explaining how dottore did in fact groom scara.. oomfs should i or am i gonna get cooked” fits the track’s willingness to stir the pot and face backlash head-on.
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