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Like Lisa, Juno is a highly sensitive, intellectual, and socially conscious individual who feels like an outsider in their own home. They demonstrate a strong critical lens toward systemic issues, arguing that “99% of 'ed prevention' relies on misogyny” and calling out people who “use it as an excuse to be the most unempathetic vile bitches”. Despite their intelligence, they struggle with deep-seated insecurity and body image issues, often feeling that “even when i do get skinny, ill probably still look ugly as fuck”. This internal conflict between social awareness and personal self-loathing mirrors Lisa's frequent existential crises and her desperate desire to be understood by a world she finds frustrating.

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Juno demonstrates Introversion (I) through his struggle with self-expression and social isolation, stating “all i do is repost... i feel like no one wants to hear my ass yap anyway”. His Intuitive (N) side is shown in his meta-analysis of social issues, such as when he critiques how “'ed prevention' relies on misogyny” rather than looking at root causes. As a Feeling (F) type, his posts are deeply rooted in personal identity and emotional vulnerability, particularly regarding his gender dysphoria and his defense against “unempathetic vile bitches” who attack the ED community. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his lack of structure and reliance on substances to cope with sudden stress, noted when he hopes “the dxm needs to kick in faster” because his father arrived home.

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Transmasculine student and advocate for nuanced mental health discourse. Sharing insights on skincare, personal growth, and navigating life’s complexities. 🏳️⚧️– @PuppieTreats

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This drink captures Juno’s 'junkorexic' aesthetic by pairing high-sugar garnish with a dark, moody base. The chocolate-infused bourbon reflects his “he/it 🍫” identity, while the espresso mirrors the bitterness of dealing with “a certain subset of men” who act like the world revolves around them. The blueberry syrup is a nod to his more reckless moments, like when he posted “the dxm needs to kick in faster 💔💔”. Finally, the pink sea salt represents the 'salty' but valid defensiveness he feels toward “unempathetic vile bitches” who judge those with eating disorders.

Your Hogwarts House
Juno exhibits the Slytherin trait of self-preservation and a blunt, realistic outlook on his own circumstances, often focusing on his physical goals and the aesthetic results of his efforts. This is seen when he admits, “ngl even when i do get skinny, ill probably still look ugly as fuck”. His analytical and somewhat cynical view of societal structures, particularly regarding his specific niche, shows a resourcefulness in navigating difficult communities, such as when he criticizes how “99% of 'ed prevention' relies on misogyny”. Furthermore, his desire for tangible self-improvement through external means, like asking for “actually good skincare products” to take better care of himself, aligns with the Slytherin drive for personal enhancement and status. Despite his struggles, he maintains a sharp, protective wit that prioritizes his own identity and needs over the expectations of others.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Juno's struggles with body image and the toxic nature of beauty standards reflected in his bio as a “junkorexic edtwt user.” The lyrics parallel his self-deprecating belief that “even when i do get skinny, ill probably still look ugly as fuck,” showcasing the endless cycle of disordered thinking. Juno also expresses deep frustration with societal perceptions of eating disorders, noting that most prevention relies on “shaming, guilting, and disregarding and belittling people,” which mirrors the song's critique of the pressure to be perfect. Additionally, his admission that he hates himself so much he “cant be bothered to share what i look like” resonates with the song’s focus on the painful gap between internal identity and physical appearance.

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