Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Designer: Almond creates aesthetic, themed diet threads based on video games like Stardew Valley and Heavy Rain.
- Organized Documenter: He maintains structured records of his life through a “food journal”, a “tea journal”, and caloric spreadsheets.
- Supportive Friend: Despite his own struggles, he explicitly offers to be “always here to talk” to his online community.
- Artistic Interests: He lists “art” and journaling as core hobbies, showing a drive for self-expression and creativity.
- Reflective Thinker: He engages in “media analysis” and contemplates deep motivations, such as a “fear of adulthood”.
Weaknesses:
- Deceptive Behavior: Almond admits he will “have to lie” to his boyfriend about his food intake and recovery progress.
- Emotional Instability: He notes that his “emotions are just out of wack” and mentions having “outbursts” that scare his mother.
- Social Isolation: He expresses a deep sense of loneliness, begging for “someone” to talk to, even if they are mean to him.
- Self-Harm Ideation: Under extreme stress, he uses alarming language such as “kms” or “shoot me in the back of the head”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Almond shares Lisa’s high-achieving, perfectionist nature, often channeling their focus into obsessive tracking and spreadsheets, as seen when they lament, “I'm supposed to be applying to colleges at this point in my life not charting my calories out in a spreadsheet.” Like Lisa, who is known for her intellect and creative hobbies, Almond enjoys “art, biology, journaling, gaming, animals, [and] media analysis.” However, this brilliance often leads to intense emotional distress and a feeling of being an outsider, with Almond noting that “anorexia has done things to me that make me unrecognizable.” Ultimately, both characters struggle with the heavy burden of their own expectations and a desperate desire for control in a world where they feel misunderstood by their peers and family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
Almond exhibits Introversion through his isolation and desire for privacy, stating “I don't want to do anything in my life except starve and sleep”. His Sensing trait is shown in his hyper-fixation on concrete data like “charting my calories out in a spreadsheet” and tracking physical sensations. He demonstrates a strong Feeling preference by prioritizing emotional connection and harmony, often worrying about his boyfriend’s perceptions and “calling my boyfriend to get coffee with me so I can go sob in his arms”. Finally, his Judging side is evident in his rigid planning and need for control, seen in his “themed diets thread” and his use of a “food journal” to maintain accountability.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a complex carb? Because like a warm bowl of chocolate peanut butter oats, you're the only thing keeping me cozy this winter.
- If we lived together, I’d let you count all the stars in the sky—but only if I get to be the one you rely on to plan our next Stardew Valley date night.
- Forget the tea journal and the spreadsheet—the only thing I want to track today is how many times I can make you smile.
- I may not be a gym bro, but I’d happily be the 'Norman Jayden' to your 'Heavy Rain'—as long as we're investigative partners in everything.
- I promise I’m way more fun than a 5-hour energy shot, and unlike your vitamin gummies, I’m definitely worth counting on.
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Your new Twitter bio
High school senior and aspiring biologist with a passion for gaming and art. When I’m not sketching or journaling, I’m probably obsessing over Stardew Valley.– @Puppy_D0ggy
Your signature cocktail
The Stardew Sour
This experimental drink represents Almond's complex mix of cozy aesthetics and internal turmoil. The oat milk base is a nod to his advice to “EAT OATS!! ... ITS WINTER!!!”, while the bitter matcha reflects his exhaustion and desire to “stay awake when fasting”. The muddled strawberries and almonds symbolize his creative “themed diets thread” and his namesake. Finally, the potent caffeine float honors his claim that “I raw dog 5 hour energy, give some love to the og”, creating a drink that is both delicate and dangerously high-strung.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Almond demonstrates a strong Ravenclaw inclination through his highly analytical and creative approach to his habits, often channeling his focus into meticulous documentation and system-building. He expresses his creativity by designing complex “themed diets thread” based on video games and animals, showing a need to intellectualize his interests. His analytical nature is further revealed through his preference for data-driven tracking, as he laments that he is “charting my calories out in a spreadsheet” and keeping a detailed “food journal”. Furthermore, his introspective wit is evident when he engages in “media analysis” and shares educational tips, such as why one should “EAT OATS!!” due to their properties as a complex carb.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Almond’s deep struggle with body dysmorphia and the relentless desire to be thin, specifically the line about 'shutting your mouth' to look like a 'fawn.' This sentiment is echoed when Almond writes, “I just want to be pretty and delicate like a fawn” and expresses desperation over physical features, pleading, “Why why why why why won't the fat leave my thighs”. The track explores the obsession with weight as a means of control and social acceptance, which aligns with Almond’s admission: “For me it's control and my fear of adulthood”. Ultimately, both the song and the tweets capture the heartbreaking reality of a teenager who feels their worth is tied entirely to a number on the scale.
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