Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Uses warm, playful language and nicknames like “puppy” and enjoys being called that, e.g. “how to get friends who call me puppy no glue no borax” and “PUPPYYY”.
- Creative: Enjoys drawing and developing a persona, shown in “workin on my persona againnn ^^” and sharing character sketches like “thjs is them.. bad drawing but it ok umm i gonna draw more :p”.
- Passionate: Deeply invested in interests like DC, F1, and music, highlighted by “i dont understand why people make fun of me for liking dc as well” and sharing specific preferences like “anything where jason is talking about his death to bruce”.
- Sociable: Actively seeks connection, promotes their account, and invites conversation, as in “my dms r always open btw !! :3 im rlly awkward but id luv to talk to more people” and running promotwt posts like this intro.
- Playful: Uses lighthearted humor and cute phrasing even when chatting casually, like “rub my bellayyy” and being excited over outfits and accessories in “m so excited for when i can get puppy ears and a tail n wear them n wag my tail”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm: Frequently discusses cutting and related plans, including specific methods, e.g. “gonna try n cut with a box cutter again just for fun,, ” and “eventually i wanna do a deep vertical cut on my wrist but im SCARED”.
- Body‑image: Shows fixation on weight and calories, weighing themself daily and worrying about increases, as in “i weigh myself at LEAST once every day” and “the number on the scale went up agajn :(”.
- Low self‑worth: Feels invalidated and compares their pain to others, shown by “some irls make me feel rlly invalidated cuz they have scars from going sm deeper than me :((” and emotional distress like “it was my first time like genuinely sobbing in awhile today and now it hurts to breathe”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Acts quickly on intense feelings, such as wanting to carve someone’s name into their skin in “m gonna carve her name into me so im hers forever” and expressing sudden urges like “i wanna cut on call with someone soooo badddd :<”.
- Health neglect: Struggles with basic self‑care like hydration and medication, noted in “i rlly struggle with drinking enough water..” and “i hate taking my medicine it makes me feel worse :<”, as well as continuing painful behaviors despite low pain tolerance in “i have a rlly low pain tolerance,, when i cut i have to hug a plushie rlly tight cuz it hurts”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, sensitive, and heavily driven by her interests and obsessions, much like this user who quotes, “i am nothing in my soul if not obsessive” in their bio and tweets about being deeply into DC, F1, music, and reading, such as “i dont understand why people make fun of me for liking dc as well. i thought a lot of people claimed to like superman and batman but when i read a batman comic in class its nerdy ?”. Like Lisa, they feel out of place and mocked by peers for their passions and differences, as seen in “being made fun of for stuttering a lot while telling a story on call :((”. They also show high emotional vulnerability, dealing with self-harm and body image struggles—“i weigh myself at LEAST once every day” and “eventually i wanna do a deep vertical cut on my wrist but im SCARED”—which mirrors Lisa’s frequent depressive episodes and feelings of isolation. At the same time, their love of learning and creativity (reading comics, baking, drawing a persona, playing games) in tweets like “readin comics n listenin to oomfs music recs :p” align strongly with Lisa’s artistic and intellectual side. Overall, they come across as a smart, tender, self-critical teen who feels misunderstood but finds refuge in niche interests—very much in line with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: they repeatedly mention being awkward and preferring online / one‑on‑one interaction over big social scenes, e.g. “my dms r always open btw !! :3 im rlly awkward but id luv to talk to more people”, and spend a lot of time alone reading comics, baking, gaming, and tweeting about their inner world rather than external events. Their focus is strongly intuitive: they romanticize and idealize things (e.g. “m gonna carve her name into me so im hers forever”) and care about personas and symbolism (“workin on my persona againnn ^^”) more than concrete facts, even using fictional media (DC, PTV, etc.) as emotional mirrors. They are clearly feeling‑oriented, leading with emotion and relational sensitivity instead of logic: they frequently talk about missing people (“i miss him”), feeling invalidated, or being hurt when friends make fun of their stutter (“being made fun of for stuttering a lot while telling a story on call :((”), and they frame decisions in terms of how others will feel (“i miss him but hes having a good time talking to friends so i dont wanna text him and ruin it”). Their lifestyle looks perceiving rather than structured: they describe waking up late (“woke up so late,, ”), low energy, spontaneous impulses to try workouts or change layouts (“should i try a bunch of random pinterest workouts cuz im too lazy to make one for myself…”, “changed my layout to nightwing one… mmmmight change it agajn soon idk”), and they decide things in the moment with polls or random choice (“jm gonna pick randomly bc there so many im just gonna close my eyes and choose”). Taken together—private, emotion‑heavy, idealistic, and spontaneous—these traits fit INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘nothing in your soul if not obsessive,’ then obsess over this: I will unironically listen to your 2-hour voice rant about DC, Jason Todd’s trauma, and why Tomodachi Life Superbat is peak cinema, and then ask follow‑up questions.
- You said people clown you for reading Batman in class, but honestly? If you sit next to me with a Nightwing layout and a comic, we can be the world’s nerdiest power couple—max Verstappen couldn’t even keep up.
- You’re out here baking cinnamon roll cookies, mixing pound cake into yogurt, and still worried no one cares—let me be clear: if you cook, I’ll do the dishes and hype you up in the quotes like it’s a Michelin review.
- You keep asking who’s gonna call you puppy and rub your bellayy—hi, I volunteer as tribute, with frilly socks appreciation, chew toy recommendations, and mandatory kitty cuddle breaks included.
- You weigh yourself every day, plan Pinterest workouts, and dream about shorts and puppy ears—but the only number I care about is however many steps it takes to go from ‘oomf’ to ‘I miss him’ about me instead.
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Your new Twitter bio
Mack • 16 • comics + F1 + hockey nerd. Once mixed pound cake into yogurt and called it research. Queer, shy, always down to talk about DC or PTV.– @puppyp1astri
Your signature cocktail
Puppy Plushie Nightshift
This drink is soft and sweet but a little chaotic, just like their sleepy, late-night timeline and constant "good mornin !! :3" energy, as in "good mornin !! :3 [picture]" and "WHY IS IT 1AM [picture]". Strawberry milk liqueur mirrors their agere/petre softness and the way they hug plushies when overwhelmed, like "when i cut i have to hug a plushie rlly tight cuz it hurts". Blue curaçao nods to their love of DC comics and night-time aesthetics, from reading in class in "when i read a batman comic in class its nerdy ?" to the Nightwing layout in "changed my layout to nightwing one…". Vanilla syrup represents little comforts like baking and snacks, as in "bakin cookiesss :33" and "mixed some crumbled pound cake into vanilla yogurt n it was pretty good !! :3". A dash of sea salt stands for the sting of being made fun of and their pain around self-harm and body image, referenced in "being made fun of for stuttering a lot while telling a story on call :((" and "the number on the scale went up agajn :(". The cotton candy crushed-ice garnish captures their puppy persona and desire for cute accessories—ears, tail, frilly socks—as in "m so excited for when i can get puppy ears and a tail n wear them n wag my tail,," and "i want those little socks with the frilly things on them they r so cute".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong attachment and loyalty to people and communities around them. They repeatedly mention missing and caring about others, like when they say “i miss him” and worry that reaching out might disturb his fun: “i miss him but hes having a good time talking to friends so i dont wanna text him and ruin it”, which reflects classic Hufflepuff concern for others’ comfort. They are eager to connect and be available for others, as seen in “my dms r always open btw !! :3 im rlly awkward but id luv to talk to more people” and their excitement about having friends who call them “puppy”: “how to get friends who call me puppy no glue no borax”. Even in the context of self-harm communities, they show a gentle, communal orientation, baking for others and sharing small joys like “bakin cookiesss :33” and “ate a ice cream sandwich n it was so good :3”, which fits Hufflepuff’s warmth and simple, domestic pleasures more than any other house. While there are creative elements (drawing a persona, liking comics), their defining traits across the timeline are emotional loyalty, desire for closeness, and a soft, caring nature, all of which point most strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Hold On Till May - Pierce The Veil
Hold On Till May fits them because it's an emotional Pierce The Veil song about self-harm, feeling small, and clinging to connections, which mirrors both their interests and struggles. They explicitly say PTV is their comfort band: “any ptv song.. they havent written or covered a single bad one”, so choosing one of their most vulnerable tracks aligns with their taste. The song’s themes of scars and pain resonate with tweets like “i wish new cuts didnt hurt so much i hate that it hurts i hate pain”, “eventually i wanna do a deep vertical cut on my wrist but im SCARED”, and “every time i go to cut my cat wants to come in my room.. leave me alone u cant be in here rn….”. Their tweets also show feeling invalidated and obsessive in relationships, like “some irls make me feel rlly invalidated cuz they have scars from going sm deeper than me :((” and “no guys for real is it too early to say i miss him… should i tell him i miss him”, which matches the song’s mix of longing and hurt. The track’s soft–then–heavy dynamics reflect how they swing between cute, puppy-coded tweets such as “good mornin !! :3” and very dark thoughts like “gonna try n cut with a box cutter again just for fun,, ”. Overall, Hold On Till May captures their emotional intensity, self-destructive impulses, and desire for someone to stay with them through it all.
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