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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Frequently shares vivid picture tweets describing moods (e.g., “This is how it feels lately”).
- Self-aware: Keeps a notes section to track why she blocks people (“I block so many people…”).
- Bold: Openly discusses sexual fantasies and taboo topics (e.g., “When I’m about to have sex… ChatGPT reminds me…”).
- Creative: Uses memes, quote‑tweets, and humorous phrasing (e.g., “Where are all these adventure time gifs coming from”).
- Community-oriented: Enjoys connecting with others sharing her name or interests (“I love following people who have the same name as me”).
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Posts risky invites like “Do any oomfs wanna come over and kill me”.
- Attention-seeking: Repeatedly asks for validation (“Who want me haha”, “I need to keep tweeting until I find a new unhealthy toxic obsessive relationship”).
- Self-destructive: Mentions suicidal thoughts and harmful behavior (“I’m so lonely.. I wish I had more people to talk to doesn’t message first”).
- Social anxiety: Expresses fear of perception and hesitates to message first (“I’m scared I don’t like being perceived”).
- Boundary issues: Overrelies on blocking and seeks manipulative relationships (“The block button is my best friend”, “I need to get in a highly codependent and manipulative relationship”).
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s mix of self‑deprecating humor, constant need for validation, perverse sexual fantasies and insecurity about how they are perceived matches the classic Homer Simpson persona. Like the user’s tweet, 'The block button is my best friend. I love the block button.', Homer often relies on simple coping mechanisms (like ignoring problems) and jokes about his own flaws. Both express a perverse inner world, as seen in the user’s line, 'I have a big heart because it’s where I store all my perverted thoughts', which mirrors Homer’s frequent references to porn and sexual jokes. Their insecurity about popularity shows up in 'I have almost 1K followers I’m scared I don’t like being perceived', similar to Homer’s anxiety about his image at work and at home. Finally, the user’s longing for an unhealthy, codependent relationship ('I need to get into a highly codependent and manipulative relationship with an older woman') parallels Homer’s pattern of seeking short‑term, often exploitative romances while using humor ('Wiggling my butt in front of oomf rn') to get attention.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user is clearly extraverted, constantly seeking interaction and attention (e.g., "Do any oomfs wanna come over and kill me (flirting)" and "I need to use my vr headset more does anybody wanna have e sex"). Their tweets are filled with imaginative, future‑oriented fantasies and abstract ideas such as "I need to learn to lucid dream so I can dream about older women every night" and "They should invent healthy Yuri in real life," indicating a dominant intuition. They make decisions based on feelings and personal values, often expressing vulnerability and emotional needs ("I’m scared I don’t like being perceived"; "I’m so lonely.. I wish I had more people to talk to"). Finally, their lifestyle is spontaneous and unstructured, shown by indecisive questions like "should I fix my sleep schedule by going to sleep early or by pulling an all nighter" and a lack of long‑term planning, pointing to a perceiving preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey Iris, how about we skip the block button and actually match—I'll bring my VR headset, you bring that 'older‑woman‑taking‑advantage' vibe, and we’ll make Overwatch hero trials feel like a romance quest.
- I heard you’re looking for a codependent, manipulative older woman—if you let me be your ‘oomf’, I promise to be as sweet as yogurt and as twisted as the perverted thoughts you keep in your big heart.
- Your Iris nation needs a new citizen: me. I’ll trade you an Adventure Time GIF for a night of lucid‑dreaming about older women, with a side of NSFW memes to keep things spicy.
- Let’s ditch the somnophilia fantasies and stay awake together—ChatGPT can’t stop us, but we can keep each other up with VR e‑sex and endless “back‑shot” Overwatch replays.
- If you’re scared of being perceived, let me be the safe space where the block button is only used to block boring conversations—just you, me, a VR headset, and a bowl of yogurt, because even perverse thoughts need a snack.
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19 | she/they | meme curator & storyteller | once convinced a cat to code; now collecting Iris fans like rare Pokémon | gamer, anime lover– @puppypilledcat
Your signature cocktail
Iris' Block Button Bliss
The base of vodka reflects Iris' neutral, sometimes blank canvas that they mask with colorful, chaotic emotions. The bright blue Curaçao mirrors their LGBTQ+ pride and the vivid community they cherish, as they say "I love following people who have the same name as me. It’s like collecting my own little Iris nation." Dark Chambord and a shot of espresso capture the bittersweet, sleepless, perverse side of their mind, echoing "When I’m about to have sex with my sleeping partner but then ChatGPT reminds me that somnophilia is not a cute little word" and the longing in "I’m so lonely.. I wish I had more people to talk to doesn’t message first doesn’t message first doesn’t message first doesn’t message first". A dash of hot sauce adds a spicy, "perverted" kick, while the garnish of a tiny block-button candy honors "The block button is my best friend. I love the block button," capturing the mix of longing, chaos, and self-aware humor that defines @puppypilledcat.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows a strong drive for personal gain and manipulation, as seen in tweets like 'I need to keep tweeting until I find a new unhealthy toxic obsessive relationship with a woman too old for me' and 'Using my psychic powers to get them to message me instead of just messaging first'. They also treat tools strategically, saying 'The block button is my best friend. I love the block button.' This resourcefulness and ambition align with Slytherin values. While they lack the bravery of Gryffindor or the loyalty of Hufflepuff, their self‑preserving and cunning behavior points to Slytherin.
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Toxic - Britney Spears
The song “Toxic” captures the user’s craving for a harmful, addictive relationship, as they explicitly say “I need to keep tweeting until I find a new unhealthy toxic obsessive relationship with a woman too old for me.” The lyrics about being “a poison” and “addicted” mirror their admission “I love when older women take advantage of the power dynamic created by our age gap.” Their self‑deprecating description “I’m a perverted loser all the time” fits the song’s dark, self‑destructive vibe. And their statement “I have a big heart because it’s where I store all my perverted thoughts” aligns with the song’s theme of dangerous desire that’s both intoxicating and toxic.
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