Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Openly authentic: Shares age, pronouns, mental/physical details and beliefs very candidly, e.g. “IM SORRY IF I FOLLOWED U FIRST!! I’m only 15 so feel free to SB me” and “Realizing how unlikely it is I’ll become a well known artist because I’m openly proship… I don’t wanna hide my true self”.
- Protective mindset: Warns others about safety and misuse of terms, like “DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NNOOTTT PUT THESE IN YOUR ASS… They can and will get stuck up there” and correcting “porn” vs “sexual abuse material” in “No. It’s not porn. It’s sexual abuse material”.
- Empathetic defender: Defends people from unfair accusations, e.g. “People need to stop throwing around the word pedophile like it’s nothing” and clarifies context around father/daughter dress‑up and character ages in “Qwel herself confirmed all the characters are adults”.
- Playful creative: Frequently shares art, OCs, and silly scenarios, like “Our. Objectsonas!!!”, “Old #DEADTOONS”, and imaginative jokes such as “If I was a duck I would be in a pond eating duck food. And maybe fight the 20 normal mes”.
- Community oriented: Seeks interaction and connection, e.g. “OMG dm mee!! If I’m not replying there’s a good chance ur replies r hidden cuz I try to interact with everyone!!” and “I used to be oomfs with please come back to me I miss you oomf”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses slurs/insults that can be hurtful, like “Oh my god this place is full of retards” and “Are you retarded on purpose”.
- Conflict focused: Frequently engages in drama and arguments (antis, babyfur drama, proship debates), e.g. “You cannot be talking about proshippers” and “Babyfur drama not to long ago, this exact cycle always happens”.
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal info in a volatile space, like medication alarms in “I’m on medication that I need daily… today, I almost missed them because of the alarm bullshit!” and ex‑relationship details in “One of my exs used to straight up tell me he was gonna erp with other people”.
- Self‑critical worry: Expresses insecurity about popularity and social standing, e.g. “Getting 700 likes on a tweet and still only having 50 follows is depressing” and “I wanna talk to them again but their liek super cool and I’m scared”.
- Boundary exposure: Talks openly about sexual topics despite being a minor, e.g. skincare‑bottle thread in “My post about shoving skincare bottles up your ass is getting attention” and discussing fetish perceptions in “Puphoods are fetish gear?? Where the hell do you get that from”, which can attract unsafe attention.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their energy, irreverent humor, and chaotic sincerity fit Bart Simpson best. They’re loud, impulsive, and a bit feral in a funny way, like when they post things such as “DIRT IS A MYTH MADE UP BY LAUNDROMATS TO STEAL YOUR QUARTERS” or “Nuke”, which has the same exaggerated, troublemaking vibe as Bart’s pranks. They’re also openly confrontational but in a jokey, juvenile way, calling people out with tweets like “Are you retarded on purpose” and “Oh my god this place is full of retards”, echoing Bart’s bratty, no-filter mouth. At the same time, there’s clear affection for family and ‘bro,’ like “Me and bro!!!” and their happiness that “Our mum has gotten a lot better at using he/him and calling us michael!!”, which lines up with Bart’s hidden soft side and loyalty to loved ones. Their hyper posting about being outside, going to 7-Eleven, and messing around with games like slither.io also matches Bart’s perpetual-kid energy and tendency to bounce between obsessions. Overall, they feel like a very online, queer, proship-era Bart Simpson: loud, messy, witty, and secretly sentimental.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘97 lbs and confused how you gained a single pound,’ I think I know where it went—straight into the weight of how hard I’m crushing on the little genderfluid proship artist who lives on Redbull and beefeedie.
- You said if you were a duck you’d be in a pond eating duck food and fighting 20 normal yous—wanna make it 21? I’ll be the extra duck who surrenders immediately and just shares suop with you instead.
- Your objectsonas, your DEADTOONS, your old ‘ugly fat baby’ art—you drop more bangers on the TL than your alarms drop actual sound. If you ever need a louder reminder you’re talented as hell, I volunteer as your personal notification.
- You: ‘Life would be better if Roblox let us refund items.’ Me: true, but I’d still never refund the moment I saw your ‘rate the fit’ post with the tiny genderfluid pin. That’s a permanent purchase in my brain.
- You’re out here at 1 AM with Dr Pepper, antibabypills, and a park panorama talking about how we’re doomed as a society, but also petting tiny dogs and getting blue-red slushies—if reincarnation is real, I hope I get respawned as your little kitty or fish so I can hang out with you every timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Michael • 15 • genderfluid system • artist & ACNH enjoyer • once gave a skincare PSA that went viral instead of my drawings– @Puppysqquidxv
Your signature cocktail
The Gender Time Blue-Red Slushie
This experimental, high-energy mocktail leans sweet-and-sour to match their loud, chaotic vibe and late-night posting on one am drinks like “One am dr pepper”. The blue raspberry syrup and crushed ice are a nod to their excitement over “blue red flavor slushie yaaayyyyyy” and their general park-goblin, outdoor energy in posts like “AT THE PARK AGAIN!! Talked to some old lady and she was super nice.”. The red energy drink channels their Red Bull obsession from “fav drink: REDBULL” and their wired, ranty threads like “NO ACTUALLY! I’ve been setting alarms for IMPORTANT things…”. Sparkling lemonade adds a sharp, fizzy bite for their blunt, sometimes abrasive humor in tweets like “Are you retarded on purpose” and “Oh my god this place is full of retards”, while still staying bright and playful. Finally, the sour gummy worm garnish represents their colorful, scene-y, gender-chaotic side from “It’s GENDER TIME” and their love of silly, slightly unhinged questions like “What? Probably duck sized men cuz I can kick and throw them around…”, making this drink loud, weird, and impossible to mistake for anyone else.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor pattern of loudly standing up for what they believe is right, even when it’s controversial or likely to get them hate. For example, they openly defend their views on proshipping and refuse to hide to be more popular, saying that being a "secret proshipper" felt wrong and that they "don’t wanna hide" their true self anymore in “Realizing how unlikely it is I’ll become a well known artist because I’m openly proship… And I don’t wanna hide my true self like I used to”. They also confront people directly and bluntly when they think others are being unfair or irrational, like in “Are you retarded on purpose” and “Oh my god this place is full of retards”, showing impulsive, combative courage rather than cautious diplomacy. Their readiness to challenge fearmongering around normal parent–child behavior (“People need to stop throwing around the word pedophile like it’s nothing.”) and to call out misuse of serious terms (“No. It’s not porn. It’s sexual abuse material.”) reflects moral boldness, not quiet tact. Combined with their chaotic, impulsive energy in tweets like “I’ll break ur bones with all the love I carry <3”, this fits the archetype of a loud, headstrong Gryffindor far more than the strategic restraint of Slytherin or the calmer steadiness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it captures a loud, messy, emotional teen life that matches their timeline and how openly they talk about being 15 and a minor. Their posts swing between humor and frustration, like “Oh my god this place is full of retards” and “I get to many antis on my tl why am I seeing someone unironicly say propooper”, echoing the song’s cynical view of people around them. At the same time, they’re playful and chaotic—“DIRT IS A MYTH MADE UP BY LAUNDROMATS TO STEAL YOUR QUARTERS”, “I’ll break ur bones with all the love I carry <3”—which fits the rebellious, tongue‑in‑cheek energy of the track. They also openly wrestle with identity and being misunderstood for their interests, like “Realizing how unlikely it is I’ll become a well known artist because I’m openly proship… And I don’t wanna hide my true self like I used to”, mirroring the song’s themes of alienation and defiance. All together, their mix of teen angst, dark humor, and ‘you can’t change me’ attitude lines up closely with the spirit of Teenagers.
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