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Your Simpsons character
Their energy, irreverent humor, and chaotic sincerity fit Bart Simpson best. They’re loud, impulsive, and a bit feral in a funny way, like when they post things such as “DIRT IS A MYTH MADE UP BY LAUNDROMATS TO STEAL YOUR QUARTERS” or “Nuke”, which has the same exaggerated, troublemaking vibe as Bart’s pranks. They’re also openly confrontational but in a jokey, juvenile way, calling people out with tweets like “Are you retarded on purpose” and “Oh my god this place is full of retards”, echoing Bart’s bratty, no-filter mouth. At the same time, there’s clear affection for family and ‘bro,’ like “Me and bro!!!” and their happiness that “Our mum has gotten a lot better at using he/him and calling us michael!!”, which lines up with Bart’s hidden soft side and loyalty to loved ones. Their hyper posting about being outside, going to 7-Eleven, and messing around with games like slither.io also matches Bart’s perpetual-kid energy and tendency to bounce between obsessions. Overall, they feel like a very online, queer, proship-era Bart Simpson: loud, messy, witty, and secretly sentimental.

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Michael • 15 • genderfluid system • artist & ACNH enjoyer • once gave a skincare PSA that went viral instead of my drawings– @Puppysqquidxv

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This experimental, high-energy mocktail leans sweet-and-sour to match their loud, chaotic vibe and late-night posting on one am drinks like “One am dr pepper”. The blue raspberry syrup and crushed ice are a nod to their excitement over “blue red flavor slushie yaaayyyyyy” and their general park-goblin, outdoor energy in posts like “AT THE PARK AGAIN!! Talked to some old lady and she was super nice.”. The red energy drink channels their Red Bull obsession from “fav drink: REDBULL” and their wired, ranty threads like “NO ACTUALLY! I’ve been setting alarms for IMPORTANT things…”. Sparkling lemonade adds a sharp, fizzy bite for their blunt, sometimes abrasive humor in tweets like “Are you retarded on purpose” and “Oh my god this place is full of retards”, while still staying bright and playful. Finally, the sour gummy worm garnish represents their colorful, scene-y, gender-chaotic side from “It’s GENDER TIME” and their love of silly, slightly unhinged questions like “What? Probably duck sized men cuz I can kick and throw them around…”, making this drink loud, weird, and impossible to mistake for anyone else.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor pattern of loudly standing up for what they believe is right, even when it’s controversial or likely to get them hate. For example, they openly defend their views on proshipping and refuse to hide to be more popular, saying that being a "secret proshipper" felt wrong and that they "don’t wanna hide" their true self anymore in “Realizing how unlikely it is I’ll become a well known artist because I’m openly proship… And I don’t wanna hide my true self like I used to”. They also confront people directly and bluntly when they think others are being unfair or irrational, like in “Are you retarded on purpose” and “Oh my god this place is full of retards”, showing impulsive, combative courage rather than cautious diplomacy. Their readiness to challenge fearmongering around normal parent–child behavior (“People need to stop throwing around the word pedophile like it’s nothing.”) and to call out misuse of serious terms (“No. It’s not porn. It’s sexual abuse material.”) reflects moral boldness, not quiet tact. Combined with their chaotic, impulsive energy in tweets like “I’ll break ur bones with all the love I carry <3”, this fits the archetype of a loud, headstrong Gryffindor far more than the strategic restraint of Slytherin or the calmer steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it captures a loud, messy, emotional teen life that matches their timeline and how openly they talk about being 15 and a minor. Their posts swing between humor and frustration, like “Oh my god this place is full of retards” and “I get to many antis on my tl why am I seeing someone unironicly say propooper”, echoing the song’s cynical view of people around them. At the same time, they’re playful and chaotic—“DIRT IS A MYTH MADE UP BY LAUNDROMATS TO STEAL YOUR QUARTERS”, “I’ll break ur bones with all the love I carry <3”—which fits the rebellious, tongue‑in‑cheek energy of the track. They also openly wrestle with identity and being misunderstood for their interests, like “Realizing how unlikely it is I’ll become a well known artist because I’m openly proship… And I don’t wanna hide my true self like I used to”, mirroring the song’s themes of alienation and defiance. All together, their mix of teen angst, dark humor, and ‘you can’t change me’ attitude lines up closely with the spirit of Teenagers.

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