
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: intense, smart, cause-driven, and very self-reflective. The bio’s explicit boundaries and politics (“BASIC DNI+PROPARA/PROSHIP/ZOOS”, “FREE 🇵🇸”) echo Lisa’s strong moral and activist streak. Their mix of niche interests and nerdy specificity—like detailed animal/biology nitpicks in “I get unreasonably mad when people draw equine with split hooves, they literally have ONE TOE.. they are the only monodactyl to exist .” and thoughtful media takes in “Living in the south is such a different culture bc some people don’t seem to understand that eating processed feed lot animal products is a lot more unsustainable and wrong than someone hunting to put food on their table. Capitalism has rotted peoples brains”—fit Lisa’s over-informed, ranty energy. At the same time, their self-critical, emotionally raw posts like “I’m looking at prom dresses and I’m feeling so much hatred towards my body 😭😭 I hate being like this” and the dark-humor burnout of “Comm wip I take so long I need to die” align with Lisa’s tendency toward anxiety and depressive spirals. Despite this, there’s creativity and warmth in their art focus and appreciation for their followers, like “Thank you all so much for 2k, I was telling myself I wanted to hit this goal before the end of the year but didn’t think I could achieve it AND I DID. I love u all”, mirroring Lisa’s earnest care for her community.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: most posts revolve around solitary activities like drawing, gaming, and personal struggles rather than hanging out, and they get overstimulated by interaction, e.g. resetting their ask box and asking people to keep topics light because it makes them uncomfortable when people mention DNI topics: “Reset my ask box bc people kept on asking me weird questions, keep topics light and PLSSSS don’t mention anything in my DNI it makes me uncomfortable!”. Their strong focus on inner feelings, imagination, and fandoms instead of concrete, practical topics suggests Intuition (N): they talk about character parentage in Game of Thrones and mythic narratives like Hadestown (“Made this to explain Jon snow show canon parentage to my boyfriend”, “Hadestown soundtrack stuck in my head”) more than sensing details. They clearly prioritize emotion and values over detached logic, pointing to Feeling (F); they express intense emotional reactions about their body and mental health (“I’m looking at prom dresses and I’m feeling so much hatred towards my body 😭😭 I hate being like this”, “Lately I’ve been really upset, this made me feel better thank you”) and take strong moral stances like on hunting vs industrial meat (“Capitalism has rotted peoples brains”). Their lifestyle and work habits look flexible and procrastination-prone, which fits Perceiving (P): they frequently mention struggling to do commissions and wanting to change art styles on a whim (“I have a brain eating amoeba that makes me not wanna do my commissions”, “I kinda wanna change how I draw chibis entirely.. I need them to be smaller”). Overall, their emotionally intense self-expression, value-driven rants, imagination-focused interests, and somewhat disorganized, pressure-averse workflow align best with INFP.

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18 • any/all • furry & Fallout artist powered by Texas hockey, John Prine, and too much caffeine. Once explained Jon Snow lore to my bf via flowchart.– @PUREHATEHURTS

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong and chaotic up front, like their timeline swinging from hockey takes and memes to furious art grind, so the high-proof rye stands in for that raw, twitchy energy behind posts like “Comm wip I take so long I need to die” and “I have a brain eating amoeba that makes me not wanna do my commissions”. The sour cherry liqueur is for the sharp self-deprecation and body image angst, echoing “I’m looking at prom dresses and I’m feeling so much hatred towards my body 😭😭 I hate being like this”, giving the drink a bite that’s still undeniably sweet. Blue curaçao colors it like a late-night fandom dashboard, nodding to their mix of Fallout, furries, and fantasy obsessions in posts like “I should make a nightstalker fursona that’s a Mojave sidewinder” and “Made this to explain Jon snow show canon parentage to my boyfriend”. Fresh lemon juice brightens everything, mirroring their goofy, social side that pops through in “Half my twitter is furry art and the other is hockey😺” and “Yall ask me questions be annoying pls”. Finally, a tonic water topper with edible glitter references their grind as a commission artist and the way they still celebrate small wins—like “Thank you all so much for 2k… I love u all”—adding a sparkling, slightly bitter finish that feels a bit like being “fucked by the algorithm” per “The algorithm is fucking me so hard rn I’m genuinely pregnant”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is creativity and a curious, analytical brain, which aligns best with Ravenclaw. They constantly experiment with and iterate on their art, e.g. “Redesigning a sona blahhhh”, “Lowk gonna scrap the new guillotine ref I was making and make a new one”, and even turning a disliked drawing into an adopt in “Didn’t like it so I turned it into an adopt!”, which shows a very idea-focused, iterative mindset. They also show a niche, lore-oriented curiosity in media, like making a whole visual explainer in “Made this to explain Jon snow show canon parentage to my boyfriend” and getting into specific Fallout details in “i should draw one of those sentient death claws,,,, even tho the enclave killed them all who cars”. Their humor often has a cerebral or niche-fandom bent (e.g. “Dw twin they stupid Knight x Princess slop, you Le Morte d'Arthur”), which fits Ravenclaw’s love of obscure references and cleverness. While they clearly work hard on commissions and care about friends (hints of Hufflepuff), their identity online is built far more around art, ideas, and specific interests than around loyalty or ambition, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.

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A well-suited song for them is you should see me in a crown because it balances dark humor, self-loathing, and a kind of theatrical confidence that matches their online persona. They casually joke about extreme feelings and death, like in “Comm wip I take so long I need to die” and “When people are so pretty I need to kill myself”, which parallels the song’s dramatic, morbid flair. At the same time, they clearly care about their craft and presentation, pushing commissions and raffle work in posts like “Comms r open dm for inquiries blahhhhh” and “!!COMMS OPEN!! 4 SLOTS — NEW PRICING”, echoing the song’s quiet sense of ambition and power. Their mix of vulnerable body/mental health posts such as “I’m looking at prom dresses and I’m feeling so much hatred towards my body 😭😭 I hate being like this” with snarky, confrontational humor like “Remembering that I can block anons is so awesome.. it’s like pouring hot aluminum down an ant mound” fits the song’s contrast between fragility and menace. Overall, the track’s aesthetic—moody, edgy, a bit theatrical—lines up with their fursona art, love of darker fandoms like Fallout, and their bio’s intense, almost tongue-in-cheek tone.

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