
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a darker, older-fandom version of her. Like Lisa, this user is introspective, self-aware, and highly online, mixing serious issues with niche humor and media references, such as “used to be a bipolar alcoholic but now im just bipolar YAYYYY” and “how strange it is to be anything at all”. Their timeline shows intense perfectionism and self-criticism about weight and appearance, echoing Lisa’s lifelong struggle with feeling inadequate and judged, as in “the problem is i literally look ugly unless im underweight” and “ive never been skinny even at my lw”. There’s also a strong undercurrent of political and social awareness (e.g., “happy black history month❤️” and “liberal liberal liberal liberal”), which fits Lisa more than any other family member. Finally, the mix of suicidal ideation, ED struggles, and a yearning to be understood—“surely someone will save me” and “i hate being alive”—maps onto a fan-interpretation of Lisa as a gifted, sensitive kid who grows into a deeply troubled but thoughtful teen.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): much of their posting is about their inner world, mental health, and private struggles rather than social life, like “i hate being alive”, “surely someone will save me”, and the very vent-centric bio. They appear more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: they regularly fixate on meanings and self-image rather than plain facts, e.g. “how strange it is to be anything at all”, “the time will pass anyway the time will pass anyway…”, and body-image abstractions like “the problem is i literally look ugly unless im underweight”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they center emotions and self-worth (“im so fucking fat its unfair but its all my fault”](https://x.com/purgemaster8000/status/2021779871035458027), “i think im getting my period soon” tied to mood, and empathy toward others on edtwt like “i pray theyre out there recovering but idk”, even when they’re blunt or darkly humorous. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they oscillate, improvise, and break plans instead of sticking to rigid schedules, e.g. “gonna try to not bp today i say this every day”, “how fast can i lose 40 lbs #edtwt pls help a girl out”, and impulsive, mood-driven choices around food and purging like “i want to bp again but im scared i wont get everything out”. Overall, an INFP fit matches the intense inner emotional life, idealistic self-image struggles, and loosely structured, reactive way they move through their days.

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Grayson | 18 | balancing cigarettes, avocado toast, and healing my brain one playlist at a time. Once ate cotton in treatment, now I journal instead.– @purgemaster8000

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits hard up front with silver tequila for the chaotic, impulsive energy of tweets like “how it feels to eat and purge and eat and purge and eat and purge and eat and purge and eat and purge and ea” and “i throw up like 3+ times a day abd i still havent died what is this”. Grapefruit juice and a hint of raspberry syrup make it tart-sweet, mirroring the mix of self-hate and softness in “im so fucking fat its unfair but its all my fault” and the random tenderness of “treat me like a promise baby keep me forever”. The sparkling water and lime keep it light and fizzy for their messy, oversharing #edtwt lifeposting vibe in “vent lifeposting Tw shedtwt im 18” and the boredom-chaos of “IM SO BORED”. A dash of bitters stands in for the depressive, fatalistic lines like “ive tried starving and ive tried binging and i recommend not being born” and “i hate being alive”. Finally, the cigarette-smoked rosemary garnish nods to “all i care about is cigarettes and avocado toast”, giving the drink a smoky, dramatic finish as extra as “well tickle my clit and slap me silly!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows intense drive and self-focused ambition around weight loss, even when it’s clearly harming them, which is very Slytherin-coded. They repeatedly ask things like “how fast can i lose 40 lbs #edtwt pls help a girl out”, “how fast can i lose 50 lbs”, and “is it possible to lose 10 lbs in 2 weeks”, showing a relentless, results-at-any-cost mindset. There’s also a calculating, almost transactional view of their own body and future, like “i want to die young so im pretty forever” and “how it feels to eat and purge and eat and purge…”, which reads as twisted self-preservation: preserve an image, even if it destroys them. They demonstrate a sharp, cutting way of talking about others, e.g. “wendy whaleiams is a fat whale” and “are YOU dumb because yes ofc bulimia can make you go broke youre spending so much money on food ?”, reflecting Slytherin’s bite and willingness to be harsh. While there are flashes of vulnerability and longing for connection, the dominant themes are ambition, extreme self-discipline in pursuit of a goal, and a dark, survivalist edge—traits that align most with Slytherin.

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Lil Peep is directly important to them, as they say they “bump lil peep when i die ima haunt you”, which shows a strong emotional attachment to his music and its themes of death, love, and self-destruction. Star Shopping fits their ongoing struggle with mental health and body image, reflected in tweets like “i hate being alive” and “the problem is i literally look ugly unless im underweight”. The song’s mix of tenderness and despair mirrors how they oscillate between dark humor and vulnerability, such as “ive tried starving and ive tried binging and i recommend not being born”. Its lyrics about feeling unworthy but still craving love and connection align with their posts about wanting someone to save them, like “surely someone will save me”.

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