Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares distress and insecurity, like saying “i hate being alive” and “this is so hard”, instead of hiding feelings.
- Self-aware: Recognizes patterns and consequences, e.g. noting “i throw up like 3+ times a day abd i still havent died” and that bulimia can cause financial strain in “ofc bulimia can make you go broke youre spending so much money on food ?”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes even when struggling, like “youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice” and “well tickle my clit and slap me silly!”.
- Affectionate: Shows care and warmth toward others, e.g. “ILY❤️❤️🥰❤️” and shouting out people like “we still talk about you @anemicroyalty0”.
- Reflective: Thinks about past and others’ paths, as in “thinking about all the edtwt accounts that just suddenly stopped posting i pray theyre out there recovering” and reflecting on residential treatment in “when i was in residential me and the other ed girlie ate cotton”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Normalizes and glorifies harmful behaviors, repeatedly focusing on purging like “how it feels to eat and purge and eat and purge” and “i been #throwingup”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates on weight and BMI, e.g. “bmi is so dumb but i cant help but be so obsessed with it” and constant goals like “how fast can i lose 40 lbs #edtwt pls help a girl out”.
- Harshly self-critical: Speaks cruelly about themself and weight, calling themself “so fucking fat its unfair” and saying “the problem is i literally look ugly unless im underweight”.
- Suicidal ideation: Expresses desire to die and link worth to early death, as in “i hate being alive”, “ive tried starving and ive tried binging and i recommend not being born”, and “i want to die young so im pretty forever”.
- Health-neglecting: Minimizes serious physical harm, such as “i throw up like 3+ times a day abd i still havent died what is this” and using throat pain in “my throat hurts auugh” without indicating any care-seeking or boundary-setting around purging.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a darker, older-fandom version of her. Like Lisa, this user is introspective, self-aware, and highly online, mixing serious issues with niche humor and media references, such as “used to be a bipolar alcoholic but now im just bipolar YAYYYY” and “how strange it is to be anything at all”. Their timeline shows intense perfectionism and self-criticism about weight and appearance, echoing Lisa’s lifelong struggle with feeling inadequate and judged, as in “the problem is i literally look ugly unless im underweight” and “ive never been skinny even at my lw”. There’s also a strong undercurrent of political and social awareness (e.g., “happy black history month❤️” and “liberal liberal liberal liberal”), which fits Lisa more than any other family member. Finally, the mix of suicidal ideation, ED struggles, and a yearning to be understood—“surely someone will save me” and “i hate being alive”—maps onto a fan-interpretation of Lisa as a gifted, sensitive kid who grows into a deeply troubled but thoughtful teen.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): much of their posting is about their inner world, mental health, and private struggles rather than social life, like “i hate being alive”, “surely someone will save me”, and the very vent-centric bio. They appear more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: they regularly fixate on meanings and self-image rather than plain facts, e.g. “how strange it is to be anything at all”, “the time will pass anyway the time will pass anyway…”, and body-image abstractions like “the problem is i literally look ugly unless im underweight”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they center emotions and self-worth (“im so fucking fat its unfair but its all my fault”](https://x.com/purgemaster8000/status/2021779871035458027), “i think im getting my period soon” tied to mood, and empathy toward others on edtwt like “i pray theyre out there recovering but idk”, even when they’re blunt or darkly humorous. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they oscillate, improvise, and break plans instead of sticking to rigid schedules, e.g. “gonna try to not bp today i say this every day”, “how fast can i lose 40 lbs #edtwt pls help a girl out”, and impulsive, mood-driven choices around food and purging like “i want to bp again but im scared i wont get everything out”. Overall, an INFP fit matches the intense inner emotional life, idealistic self-image struggles, and loosely structured, reactive way they move through their days.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you need someone to bump Lil Peep when you die and haunt, I volunteer as tribute—but only if you haunt me at Disneyland in two weeks and not the bathroom scale.
- You said you used to be a bipolar alcoholic but now you’re just bipolar—crazy idea, what if your next era is ‘bipolar but accidentally in love with the idiot in your replies’?
- You painted your nails, smoked your cigs, and still think you’ve never been skinny—even at your LW. I saw your ‘fav pic of meself’ and I’m gonna have to respectfully disagree; the only thing underweight here is how much you rate yourself.
- You’re over there obsessing about losing 40–50 lbs fast, but I’m over here trying to figure out how fast I can gain a situationship with the person who thinks a whole cucumber is ‘so much.’
- You said ‘surely someone will save me’—I can’t fix the toilet when you need to purge, but I can offer Spotify playlists you won’t block me for, late-night Klance nostalgia talks, and a strict ‘no calling you a fat whale, only Wendy’ policy.
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Your new Twitter bio
Grayson | 18 | balancing cigarettes, avocado toast, and healing my brain one playlist at a time. Once ate cotton in treatment, now I journal instead.– @purgemaster8000
Your signature cocktail
The Bipolar Binge & Purge Spritz
This cocktail hits hard up front with silver tequila for the chaotic, impulsive energy of tweets like “how it feels to eat and purge and eat and purge and eat and purge and eat and purge and eat and purge and ea” and “i throw up like 3+ times a day abd i still havent died what is this”. Grapefruit juice and a hint of raspberry syrup make it tart-sweet, mirroring the mix of self-hate and softness in “im so fucking fat its unfair but its all my fault” and the random tenderness of “treat me like a promise baby keep me forever”. The sparkling water and lime keep it light and fizzy for their messy, oversharing #edtwt lifeposting vibe in “vent lifeposting Tw shedtwt im 18” and the boredom-chaos of “IM SO BORED”. A dash of bitters stands in for the depressive, fatalistic lines like “ive tried starving and ive tried binging and i recommend not being born” and “i hate being alive”. Finally, the cigarette-smoked rosemary garnish nods to “all i care about is cigarettes and avocado toast”, giving the drink a smoky, dramatic finish as extra as “well tickle my clit and slap me silly!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows intense drive and self-focused ambition around weight loss, even when it’s clearly harming them, which is very Slytherin-coded. They repeatedly ask things like “how fast can i lose 40 lbs #edtwt pls help a girl out”, “how fast can i lose 50 lbs”, and “is it possible to lose 10 lbs in 2 weeks”, showing a relentless, results-at-any-cost mindset. There’s also a calculating, almost transactional view of their own body and future, like “i want to die young so im pretty forever” and “how it feels to eat and purge and eat and purge…”, which reads as twisted self-preservation: preserve an image, even if it destroys them. They demonstrate a sharp, cutting way of talking about others, e.g. “wendy whaleiams is a fat whale” and “are YOU dumb because yes ofc bulimia can make you go broke youre spending so much money on food ?”, reflecting Slytherin’s bite and willingness to be harsh. While there are flashes of vulnerability and longing for connection, the dominant themes are ambition, extreme self-discipline in pursuit of a goal, and a dark, survivalist edge—traits that align most with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Star Shopping - Lil Peep
Lil Peep is directly important to them, as they say they “bump lil peep when i die ima haunt you”, which shows a strong emotional attachment to his music and its themes of death, love, and self-destruction. Star Shopping fits their ongoing struggle with mental health and body image, reflected in tweets like “i hate being alive” and “the problem is i literally look ugly unless im underweight”. The song’s mix of tenderness and despair mirrors how they oscillate between dark humor and vulnerability, such as “ive tried starving and ive tried binging and i recommend not being born”. Its lyrics about feeling unworthy but still craving love and connection align with their posts about wanting someone to save them, like “surely someone will save me”.
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