
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, a bit self-destructive, but ultimately affectionate and loyal to their friends. There’s a heavy prank-gremlin, delinquent-student energy in posts like “daynap wow sorry its rushed i spent the whole school day vaping in th bathroom i forgot to draw” and “im maths rn i wanna go home i have 3 more classes”. Their humor is crude and extreme in a very Bart way, like “hope my ex the one with a fat fetish who forced me to rp as fat william afton has passed away feeling very hateful towards you in specific today” and “ppl who want to shag animals and kids are mentally retarded and must die”. At the same time, they’re openly sentimental and ride-or-die for their friends, as seen in “thank u all so so much i love you all so dearly” and “friendship so strong it still deserves to be celebrated… I LOVE YOU @amenbraek UR MT BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD”. The combination of rebelliousness, emotional intensity, and deep (if messy) affection lines up best with Bart rather than the more earnest Lisa, responsible Marge, or oblivious Homer.

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cerberus • illustrator of critters & deadtoons • passed exams, burns gingerbread, still draws anyway • commissions & server updates in the replies– @PurinPuppie

Your signature cocktail
The overproof spiced rum hits as hard as their timeline, channeling posts like “everything but sober rn thsi is probably bad ok bye 👙” and “so basically what i do is get drunk and be scared and draw while zoned out” into a reckless, high‑energy base. Pink lemonade with a sour citrus twist captures their loud sweetness and occasional bite, fitting both the soft affection of “I LOVE YOU @amenbraek UR MT BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🩷🩷” and the claws-out rage of “stop using my art as ur discord pfp… this is why ur dad hates u”. Watermelon liqueur is bright, candy-like, and a bit trashy-cute, matching their colourful art spam like “theyree drawinf ✍️ together #DEADTOONS” and the playful chaos of “art block so bad its making me violent”. A drizzle of melatonin-infused simple syrup nods to their unhinged sleep schedule and posts like “jsut found out the more melatknin u take after the 10mg mark the less effectove it is i feel liek an alien larvae”, adding a deceptively mellow sweetness under the chaos. Finally, the edible glitter and popping candy rim celebrates their messy sparkle and online theatrics—from “777 NEVER MAKING IT TO HEAVEN” to shouting “CERBDAY NOWWWWW 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 ok daddy needs to have his beauty sleep 💋”—a loud, crackling finish for a loud, crackling guy.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is intense loyalty and care for friends and followers, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about their best friend and partner with genuine warmth, e.g. calling a friend “MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD” in a Galentine’s-style post: “I LOVE YOU @amenbraek UR MT BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD 🩷🩷”, and they repeatedly hype up friends and mutuals: “giys please follwo him hes desperate he needs it”. They also place effort into community spaces like their Discord so everyone can talk together, even when they’re anxious one‑on‑one: “im rlly bad at talking to ppl 1 on 1 BUT!! join my discord server when it comes out id love to talk to u all 👀👀” and “ill actually work on setting my server up so u giys can join and talk to everyone it will be open soon i swear 😢😢 i rly want to talk to u guys”. Their gratitude and desire to give back to followers (e.g. celebrating 3k by drawing others’ OCs: “to celebrate hitting 3k i wanna draw some of my followers ocs gimme gimme”) shows a service‑oriented, fair-minded attitude. While they have flashes of anger and dark humor, their core behavior is about supporting friends, nurturing a little community, and working hard on art for others—quintessential Hufflepuff traits rather than the ambition or calculation of Slytherin or the hero-complex of Gryffindor.

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My Chemical Romance’s Teenagers fits them because it’s loud, messy, and unapologetically emotional, just like their timeline, where they swing from art hype to burnout and self‑loathing, e.g. “art block so bad its making me violent” and “my life is the worst”. The song’s theme of feeling alienated and angry at the world echoes their posts about hating school and hiding in the bathroom to vape, like “i spent the whole school day vaping in th bathroom i forgot to draw”. They’re intensely affectionate and dramatic with friends, screaming love in caps like “I LOVE YOU @amenbraek UR MT BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD”, which matches the over-the-top emotionalism of the song. Their bio line “777 NEVER MAKING IT TO HEAVEN” and tweets about drinking and being scared, such as “so basically what i do is get drunk and be scared and draw while zoned out”, fit the reckless, doomed-teen vibe of Teenagers. Overall, the track’s chaotic energy, dark humor, and defiant vulnerability mirror the way they navigate art, trauma, and friendship online.

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