
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s a creative, slightly overworked teen who pours herself into art and media. This user is constantly drawing and animating, from “ok I’m finally gonna buy a new drawing tablet I’ve put up with this one for too long 😭😭😭” to “can i quit school bro i want to art”, just like Lisa obsessively practices sax and school projects. They’re also introspective and anxious about school and tests, as seen in “I HAVE A MATHS TEST TOMORROW AND IM ONLY ONE TOPIC IN FUCKKKK”, echoing Lisa’s academic stress. Their media tastes skew thoughtful and slightly dark—“fav shows: bojack horseman + steven universe”—which lines up with Lisa’s tendency to overthink and engage with deeper themes. At the same time, they struggle with self-image and big feelings, like “crying cause I’m fat but it’s entirely my fault”, which mirrors Lisa’s periodic bouts of insecurity and angst beneath her confident, gifted-kid exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary and online (drawing, animating, revising), and they often mention wanting to retreat from obligations like school, e.g. “can i quit school bro i want to art” and forgetting to swap to their private account, implying a comfort with a smaller, more curated social circle (“i keep forgetting to swap onto priv omg”). Their interests and humor show strong Intuition: they fixate on fictional worlds (Steven Universe, MLP, queer lit) and abstract interpretations like “do people actually think the monster got ‘solved’ with the hug at the end of Steven universe future?😭” and speculative jokes about gem society (“it must be so easy to selfcest in the gempire”). They seem Feeling-oriented: they talk about emotions and self-worth (“crying cause I’m fat but it’s entirely my fault”, “me reading queer lit so I can feel like im not a loser for once”) and express enthusiasm and affection for friends and fandoms (“GUYS LOOK AT THIS BIRTHDAY CARD OMG MY FRIEND DREW IT I LOVE THISSS”). Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they procrastinate and cram (“I HAVE A MATHS TEST TOMORROW AND IM ONLY ONE TOPIC IN FUCKKKK”, “sketched this instead of revising for my test today”), and they juggle many WIPs and spontaneous projects (“lapidot slop valentine wip idk”, “yeah im gonna fix the timing on this later”). Overall, their introspective, fandom-driven imagination, emotional focus, and flexible, somewhat chaotic habits best fit INFP.

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Neph | 17 | he/him | SU & pony art, animation student in denial. Once bit my tablet out of frustration—now I just draw until it behaves.– @puritanboywife

Your signature cocktail
The white rum with a dash of edible glitter reflects their bright, slightly chaotic creative energy and gem fixation, from “reposting MORE old pearl sketches i have on my laptop” to “peridoodling”. Sour apple liqueur stands in for the sharp, self-deprecating humour and ED-twt angst, like “im never gonna be thin” and the water-fasting tweet “my birthdays in like 11 days I’m water fasting the whole time until then chill”. Blue curaçao is the lapis/Steven Universe brainrot, inspired by “lapidot slop valentine wip idk” and “how it feels to rewatch Steven universe without a little shit in my ear telling me the ending sucks ass”. The sparkling yuzu soda captures their tired-but-still-bubbly vibe from “is anyone else just really tired all the time” and constant art/animation grind like “can i quit school bro i want to art”. Finally, the sugar rim with crushed popping candy nods to the jittery, overstimulated timeline chaos—CapCut edits, bug lesbians, ponies with socks—summed up by “someone take CapCut away from me” and “this is what all my drawings make my media tab look like”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their profile is saturated with art, animation, and design experiments, showing a strong creative and intellectual drive characteristic of Ravenclaw. They frequently talk about practicing and iterating on work, like when they post animation and note they “yeah im gonna fix the timing on this later” or ask for “animation ship ideas”, which reflects curiosity and a desire to explore concepts. They clearly love media analysis and narrative complexity, citing favorites like Bojack Horseman and Steven Universe in “fav shows: bojack horseman + steven universe” and even critiquing Steven Universe Future with “do people actually think the monster got ‘solved’ with the hug at the end of Steven universe future?😭”, which shows critical thinking rather than passive consumption. They also mention reading queer literature to understand themselves in “me reading queer lit so I can feel like im not a loser for once”, again highlighting a reflective, knowledge-seeking mindset. While there are hints of ambition and self-criticism around body image, the dominant throughline is thoughtful creativity, media analysis, and a constant urge to learn and refine, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A song that best suits them is Liability by Lorde, because it captures feeling too much, being hard on yourself, and still having a vivid inner world. They’re openly self-critical about their body, saying things like “crying cause I’m fat but it’s entirely my fault” and “im never gonna be thin”, which echoes the song’s theme of feeling like you’re “a little much” for everyone, including yourself. At the same time, they escape into art and fandom, constantly sharing animation WIPs, Pearl and Peridot sketches, and jokes like “can i quit school bro i want to art”, similar to how the song retreats into a private fantasy space. Their tiredness and low mood show through in posts like “is anyone else just really tired all the time” and doomscrolling memes, fitting the melancholy introspection of the track. Yet their affection for queer media and characters—Steven Universe, MLP, sapphic ships, and posts like “me reading queer lit so I can feel like im not a loser for once”—gives the same bittersweet, self-aware softness that makes Liability feel so personal and intimate.

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