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This account fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and always chasing a joke or bit. They constantly bounce between hyper online humor and surreal worldbuilding, like joking about their job as a “rat exterminator” and shouting things like “GET HIM OFF THE AUX HE'S BEEN PLAYING YUNO MILES FOR 2 FUCKING HOURS”. Their posts are impulsive, loud, and deliberately over-the-top, as seen in reactions like “HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”. Like Bart, they mix mischief with surprising self-awareness, wondering “Do you guys hate me rat exterminator” while still cracking jokes. Their surreal asides about their world, like sleeping “in a pot of sludge” because it’s “warm and gooey” and “just like ████ used to make” in this tweet, match Bart’s tendency to turn even gross or strange ideas into playful comedy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, reply-chain, @mention friends, and dramatize their reactions in public (e.g., “KILL HIM QUICK HE'S OFF GUARD” and “Yo whats up man rat exterminator”), showing energy gained from social engagement rather than quiet, private reflection. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they riff on surreal, fantastical ideas like “I dont live in like those tv world bunk beds I sleep in a pot of sludge its warm and gooey and its just like ████ used to make 💜💜💜” and talk in metaphors and bits instead of practical details. They read as Feeling (F) over Thinking: their tweets are full of emotional outbursts and value-laden reactions—“Do you guys hate me rat exterminator”, “Cannibalism is not okay in most scenarios”, “I think im gonna throw up...”—with little emphasis on structured argument. Finally, they are strongly Perceiving (P): their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and playful, jumping from Homestuck to Portal 2 to FNF to random memes (“fuck I WANNA GO PLAY PORTAL 2 GET ME OUT OF Insert Place Here”, “ohhh i wanna play acnh ive heard rhey added new thing”), with no sign of long-term planning or orderly structure. The constant stream-of-consciousness reactions like “HHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and “Life is fun” reinforce a spontaneous, in-the-moment personality typical of ENFPs.

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Part-time rat exterminator, full-time TV World resident. Once got lost past the zappers and found a snow realm. Homestuck spoilers, Portal 2 brainrot.– @purplepippin123

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This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone yelling about bookings while tweeting “these bookings for removing rat infestations are kicking my ass... least I'm getting cash! rat exterminator”. The spiced rum brings strong, manic energy, matching outbursts like “GET HIM OFF THE AUX HE'S BEEN PLAYING YUNO MILES FOR 2 FUCKING HOURS”. Midori’s neon green stands in for their hyper-online, surreal vibe and Portal 2 brainrot seen in “fuck I WANNA GO PLAY PORTAL 2 GET ME OUT OF Insert Place Here”. The grape soda/juice nods to their purple branding and goo-core comforts like “I sleep in a pot of sludge its warm and gooey and its just like ████ used to make 💜💜💜”. The peanut-butter-washed vodka is a direct wink to “Peanut butter tricks they dont teach at school”, turning snack chaos into booze. Finally, a glitter dash captures the strange magic of wandering between dimensions, like sneaking past zappers to a snowy world in “i managed to sneak past the zappers... and found a world of snow! Oh I feel like a little die again!”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently present themselves as a hard‑working, service‑oriented "rat exterminator," treating it like an earnest, slightly beleaguered job rather than a power fantasy, which is very Hufflepuff. For example, they talk about their workload in a grounded way in “these bookings for removing rat infestations are kicking my ass... least I'm getting cash! rat exterminator [picture]” and “I dont understand how im getting so many orders for decontaminations it doesnt make any sense rat exterminator [picture]”, showing diligence more than ambition. They also frame this role as protecting others, as in “Im on the case! rat exterminator [picture] [quoted tweet]” and the joking but protective aside “rat exterminator owns a gun, he never uses it though. cat shaker's lucky they aren't dead! [picture] [quoted tweet]”, which reflects loyalty and a desire to keep people safe more than a drive for glory. Their timeline is also full of casual, friendly engagement with others’ posts, such as “That guy's one of my best m Co workers [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “Yo whats up man rat exterminator [picture] [quoted tweet]”, suggesting a social, cooperative nature. While they show wit and eccentric creativity, the prevailing traits are work ethic, dependability, and a protective friendliness—hallmarks of Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the overt heroics of Gryffindor.

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The mix of dramatic humor, emo-adjacent vibes, and surreal worldbuilding around “TV WORLD” and their mascot-like self (“rat exterminator”) fits the theatrical angst and hopefulness of Welcome to the Black Parade. They bounce between absurd chaos and genuine emotion, like joking about their living situation with “I dont live in like those tv world bunk beds I sleep in a pot of sludge its warm and gooey and its just like ████ used to make 💜💜💜” while also asking “Do you guys hate me rat exterminator”, mirroring the song’s swings between insecurity and defiant selfhood. Their timeline is full of over-the-top emotional reactions like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and “NOOOOOOOOOOO Wait a minute, I'm a darkner!”, which match the song’s dramatic flair. Even their meta, slightly self-deprecating humor about being overworked and stuck somewhere strange—“these bookings for removing rat infestations are kicking my ass... least I'm getting cash! rat exterminator” and “fuck I WANNA GO PLAY PORTAL 2 GET ME OUT OF Insert Place Here”—echo the song’s narrative of struggling through a bizarre, exhausting world while clinging to identity. Overall, their online persona feels like a modern, extremely terminally-online version of the same dramatic, offbeat spirit that Welcome to the Black Parade celebrates.

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