Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: They freely share intense feelings and physical states, like “MY STOMACH HURTS AND ITS MAKINGTHE MOST GROTESQUE NOISES EVER…” and “EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS WRONG. A MISTAKE. i dont know how much longer i can take ethis”.
- Humorous: They use dark and absurd humor to cope, e.g. “MY TIME IS UP YOU GUYS…” and joking tags like “/J /NSRS” in “IF I DONT RESPOND IN 6 HOURS JUST NOW I ENDED MY SHIT. /J /NSRS”.
- Self-aware: They recognize their own patterns and flaws, like calling themself a “lazy chud” in “REMIND ME NOT TO BE A LAZY CHUD AND TO ACTUALLY WORK ON IT.” and critiquing their own dependence in self-harm posts.
- Boundary-conscious: They show clear understanding of interpersonal limits, e.g. “IT FEELS LIKE NOBODY KNOWS BASIC BOUNDARIES ANYMORE. YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES.” and frustration with friends staying around toxic people in “YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS TOXIC…”.
- Creative: They draw and seem engaged in online art communities, like “DID YOU GUYS KNOW I DRAW??” and comparing their art progress to others in “EVERYONE ELSE EVER HAS BETTER ART SKILLS THAN ME. 3 YEARS OF DRAWING FOR WHATTT”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: They describe ongoing self-harm struggles and longing for it, like “I HAD TO GIVE AWAY MY RAZORS.🙁 BUT ATLEAST I GOT SOME WEED.” and “MY THERAPIST IS GONNA TELL MY GRANDMA ABOUT ME RELAPSING EVERY WEEK”.
- Harshly self-critical: They speak about themself in extreme negative terms, e.g. “EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS WRONG. A MISTAKE.” and “SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME EVERYONE ELSE EVER HAS BETTER ART SKILLS THAN ME.”.
- Aggressive: They often react with hostility or insults, like “YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES.” and “LIKE OKAY. SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE.😂✌️”.
- Emotionally overwhelmed: They frequently express being at a breaking point, such as “I FEEL TERRIBLE. IM STARTING TO REMEMBER AGAIN.” and “i dont know how much longer i can take ethis”.
- Body-obsessed: They fixate negatively on their body and weight, like “I FEEL SO FAT OMFG. 2 WEEKS WINTER BREAK GOT ME FUCKED UP!!!!11!1!1” and sexualized body discomfort in posts like “IT PULSATES BECAUSE IM SO HARD ALL THE TIME.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, particularly her more troubled, hyper-self-aware fan-portrayals. Like Lisa, they’re intensely self-critical and emotionally volatile, swinging from pride in their creativity to harsh self-loathing, as seen in posts like “SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME EVERYONE ELSE EVER HAS BETTER ART SKILLS THAN ME. 3 YEARS OF DRAWING FOR WHATTT OMGGDJHDHMMMM” and “EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS WRONG. A MISTAKE. i dont know how much longer i can take ethis”. They show strong opinions and a low tolerance for others’ boundary issues, similar to Lisa’s moral rigidity and frustration with people around her, reflected in tweets like “IT FEELS LIKE NOBODY KNOWS BASIC BOUNDARIES ANYMORE. YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES.” and “YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS TOXIC…. YOULL LITERALLY GET BETTER IN A HOT SECOND IF YOU BLOCKED THEM PLS OMG…”. The mix of dark humor about self-harm and bodily discomfort (“IM GETTING NEW RAZORS SOON… WHO CHEERED.”, “MY STOMACH HURTS EVERY FUCKING MEAL AND DRINK IM CRINE IT HURTS SO BAD”) mirrors a fan-interpretation of Lisa as a gifted, overwhelmed teen using sarcasm to cope. Their creative side and desire to share their art (“DID YOU GUYS KNOW I DRAW??”) also parallels Lisa’s artistic, expressive nature despite feeling misunderstood. Overall, they read like a darker, more online, self-harming Lisa Simpson: bright, intense, deeply emotional, and perpetually at war with themselves and the world around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: while they’re active online, much of their posting is about internal states, pain, and irritation with others rather than excitement about socializing (e.g. “I GENUINELY HATE MY FRIENDS… YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS TOXIC…. YOULL LITERALLY GET BETTER IN A HOT SECOND IF YOU BLOCKED THEM PLS OMG…”), suggesting a focus on their inner world and emotional reactions. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing, with dramatic, exaggerated language and abstract self-judgments like “EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS WRONG. A MISTAKE. i dont know how much longer i can take ethis” and metaphorical/over-the-top phrasing rather than grounded, factual observation. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: decisions and commentary are driven by emotional responses, hurt, and values about boundaries and relationships, as seen in “ONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME ITS ‘SELFISH’ TO NOT WANT TO GET BETTER FROM SELF HARM. LIKE OKAY. SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE.” and “IT FEELS LIKE NOBODY KNOWS BASIC BOUNDARIES ANYMORE. YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES.”. Between Judging and Perceiving, they look more Perceiving: they procrastinate and call themself lazy (“FINALLY GONNA MAKE A STRAWPAGE. REMIND ME NOT TO BE A LAZY CHUD AND TO ACTUALLY WORK ON IT.”), their life feels reactive and chaotic (school while sick, recurring self-harm, stomach issues), and there’s little evidence of structured planning. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, value-driven rants, self-loathing framed in dramatic, abstract language, and a messy, unstructured approach to life—this profile best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying “SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME” and “MY TIME IS UP YOU GUYS…”, but honestly with how hard your art goes for someone who’s been drawing 3 years, I’m just trying to live long enough to see whatever you put on that Strawpage.
- You: “IM GETTING NEW RAZORS SOON… WHO CHEERED.” Me: I’ll only cheer if they’re for opening Amazon boxes of art supplies and not your skin, because I’d like my PURSUER OF SHEDTWT in one emotionally damaged but still breathing piece.
- You’re out here calling yourself a “FAT CHUD” and hating your friends’ boundary issues, but between your vent tweets and your little bow self–portrait, you’re giving ‘knows exactly what hurts and still chooses to care’… which is dangerously my type.
- You: “MY STOMACH HURTS EVERY FUCKING MEAL” and terrified of throwing up; me: willing to sit there listening to the grotesque stomach noises like it’s a live horror podcast, just to prove I’m not one of the fake-ass people you rant about.
- You joke about being a masochist and everyone wanting you to “stop eating people and starve,” but plot twist: I’m trying to be the one person on your interaction circle who actually feeds you attention, validation, and maybe a little bit of it/its worship.
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Your new Twitter bio
Art goblin with a loud stomach and louder opinions. Mostly drawing, occasionally oversharing. DMs open if you’re kind and can handle dark humor.– @pursuarr
Your signature cocktail
The Pulsating Masochist Mule
The Pulsating Masochist Mule hits hard and fast, just like their all-caps timeline and unapologetic chaos. Overproof spiced rum captures how they’re “SO HARD ALL THE TIME” in “IT PULSATES BECAUSE IM SO HARD ALL THE TIME.”, while sharp lime juice mirrors the acidity of rants like “IT FEELS LIKE NOBODY KNOWS BASIC BOUNDARIES ANYMORE. YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES.”. Fiery ginger beer stands in for the constant stomach drama from “MY STOMACH HURTS EVERY FUCKING MEAL AND DRINK IM CRINE IT HURTS SO BAD”, turning physical discomfort into a fizzy kick. Blackcurrant bitters embody the heavy, depressive undertones behind lines like “EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS WRONG. A MISTAKE. i dont know how much longer i can take ethis”, giving the drink a dark, emotional depth. Finally, a fluffy cotton candy garnish nods to their playful, dramatic flair in posts such as “IM WINNING.” and the theatrical “KILL ME ALREADY. PLS IM A MASOCHIST” energy of “KILL ME ALREADY. PLS IM A MASOCHIST NOT A PISS KINKER LIKE THESE OTHER CHUDS”, topping a bitter-sweet mess with something absurdly cute.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a sharp, sometimes ruthless focus on self-preservation and boundaries, which aligns strongly with Slytherin. For example, they complain that friends ignore their clearly stated limits in “IT FEELS LIKE NOBODY KNOWS BASIC BOUNDARIES ANYMORE. YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES.” and declare they’ll cut someone off after a betrayal in “ONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME ITS ‘SELFISH’ TO NOT WANT TO GET BETTER FROM SELF HARM. LIKE OKAY. SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT CARE.😂✌️ NEVER TELLING YOU ANYTHING AGAIN.”. They push others to act decisively and protect themselves too, as in “YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS TOXIC…. YOULL LITERALLY GET BETTER IN A HOT SECOND IF YOU BLOCKED THEM PLS OMG… AND STOP WHINING TO ME ABOUT IT TOO IF YOU CHOOSE STAY.”, which reflects a pragmatic, no-nonsense survival mindset. There’s also an edge of competitiveness and self-critique, like “SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME EVERYONE ELSE EVER HAS BETTER ART SKILLS THAN ME. 3 YEARS OF DRAWING FOR WHATTT OMGGDJHDHMMMM”, showing ambition frustrated by perceived shortcomings. Even their dark humor about pain and endurance in tweets like “KILL ME ALREADY. PLS IM A MASOCHIST NOT A PISS KINKER LIKE THESE OTHER CHUDS” has a defiant, survive-on-my-own-terms energy that fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-fitting song for @pursuarr is “Bury a Friend” by Billie Eilish, which centers on intrusive thoughts, self-destructive urges, and a dark, slightly theatrical tone. Their timeline mixes genuine distress with morbid humor, like “MY SOFMACH HURTS SO BAD SOMEONE KIL LME OMG…” and “SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME EVERYONE ELSE EVER HAS BETTER ART SKILLS THAN ME.”, echoing the song’s fixation on pain and self-directed anger. The song’s themes of being haunted by oneself align with “EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS WRONG. A MISTAKE. i dont know how much longer i can take ethis” and their ongoing self-harm and relapse struggles, as seen in “GOD CAN THESE CUTS HEAL ALREAYD…” and “MY THERAPIST IS GONNA TELL MY GRANDMA ABOUT ME RELAPSING EVERY WEEK…”. At the same time, the song’s eerie yet confident vibe mirrors their bold, abrasive posting style, like “IT FEELS LIKE NOBODY KNOWS BASIC BOUNDARIES ANYMORE. YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES.” and their hyper-online, self-aware persona in “DID YOU GUYS KNOW I DRAW??”. Overall, “Bury a Friend” captures both the dark humor and the underlying pain that run through their feed.
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