Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently expresses intense enthusiasm for TMBG and other media, like “this track is genuinely so much better than everything off eyeball in my opinion, so like, im VERY excited for the album”.
- Community contributor: Actively uploads and shares rare TMBG content and live shows for others, such as “new tmbg live show up :3 :3 lots of good stuff from the 2015 dial a song era” and “i dont think anyones put up high quality edisongs the edison museum so here it is :3 :3”.
- Supportive partner: Shows affection and excitement about their girlfriend, like “dude im seeing my fucking real life fucking gf tomorrow for the second time and its 3 am and im onion, what am i doing”.
- Humorous personality: Leans into jokes and absurdity, e.g. “what if there was a 3rd ween called glean ween an dthey told people about their operation” and “do you think benjamin franklin would use reddit”.
- Enthusiastic collector: Regularly celebrates music and media finds, like “so somehow at a local shop i stumbled into this 2002 europe pinkerton repress... this was an incredible find” and “MYTHICAL WALMART FIND”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Frequent intense outbursts like “HES DOING IT AGAIN, HES ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN!!!!! I HATE THIS FUCKING CLASS!!!!” and “IM SO FUCKING TIRED” suggest big emotional swings.
- Harsh language: Uses strong profanity and aggressive phrasing, e.g. “anyone that hates harry hill deserves something that im probably not allowed to say” and repeated “WHAT THE FUCK” posts.
- Burnout risk: Mentions being burned out yet diving back in, like “i was burnt the fuck out on tmbg and now its like...... ah..... fuck..... im into them again.....”, indicating potential overinvestment.
- Sleep neglect: Acknowledges staying up very late despite plans, as in “its 3 am and im onion, what am i doing”, hinting at poor sleep habits.
- Stress reactivity: Academic or technical frustrations escalate quickly, such as “HES DOING IT AGAIN... I HATE THIS FUCKING CLASS!!!!” and “my downloads are fucked”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, enthusiastic, and always getting obsessed with some new bit. Their caps-lock excitement and swearing feel very Bart-like, e.g. “HES DOING IT AGAIN, HES ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN!!!!! I HATE THIS FUCKING CLASS!!!!” and “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”. Like Bart getting hyper-fixated on pranks or bands, this user bounces between intense fandom phases and collections, bragging about finds like “so somehow at a local shop i stumbled into this 2002 europe pinkerton repress… this was an incredible find” and “MYTHICAL WALMART FIND”. Their humor is loud, irreverent, and very online—see “do you think benjamin franklin would use reddit” and “what if there was a 3rd ween called glean ween an dthey told people about their operation”—which echoes Bart’s jokey, meme-ready energy. At the same time, they clearly care deeply about their interests and friends, proudly sharing bootlegs and saying things like “at least im actually doing something good for the community and putting up bootlegs”, mirroring Bart’s hidden but very real loyalty and heart under the chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly expressive, loud, and people-oriented, full of caps and reactions like “WHAT THE FUCK????”, social in-jokes, and sharing things 'for the community' such as “new tmbg live show up :3 :3 lots of good stuff…”, which suggests energy from interaction and being seen, not just lurking. They appear iNtuitive rather than Sensing: they often jump to ideas, possibilities, and meta-commentary (like speculating about album art in “i have a horrible gut feeling that this could possibly be the album cover…”) rather than calmly cataloging concrete details, and they enjoy odd hypotheticals such as “do you think benjamin franklin would use reddit”. Their tone fits Feeling more than Thinking: reactions are strongly emotional and value-driven (“anyone that hates harry hill deserves something that im probably not allowed to say”; “this track is genuinely so much better… im VERY excited for the album”), and decisions revolve around passion and personal attachment (selfships, favorite bands, being 'Susie Haltmann's kitty boy') more than detached analysis. Finally, they seem Perceiving: they tweet in bursts of spontaneous excitement (“BACK ON MY BULLSHIT”; “dude im seeing my fucking real life fucking gf tomorrow… and its 3 am and im onion, what am i doing”), bounce between interests (TMBG bootlegs, Glitch shows, Apple & Onion, random vinyl finds), and show little evidence of structured planning or rigid organization. Putting these together, the pattern best matches ENFP: expressive, idea-driven, emotionally intense, and flexible/impulsive in how they move through hobbies and relationships.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can stumble into a 2002 Europe Pinkerton repress for $15 by accident, maybe you could ‘accidentally’ stumble into a date with me next time you’re at the local shop?
- You’re out here uploading rare TMBG bootlegs, burning them onto CDs, and calling Apple & Onion mythical… honestly, the real long tall weekend I want is just listening to your finds with you all day.
- You said Stunt was ‘so fucking good’ and that BNL is your next big stint—how about we make our next listen-through a duet, and see if we’ve got One Week chemistry or a long-term Greatest Hits vibe?
- You keep calling those attic and Walmart pulls ‘mythical,’ but none of them beat the rare sighting of ‘onion || ||| 🥁 🪗🎸’ choosing to spend a tired-ass night with me instead of another watch party.
- You’re getting The World Is to Dig on CD, vinyl, cassette, AND a shirt for Easter; I can’t compete with that, but if you ever need someone to obsess over the album art and rank every track with you, I’m your catboy now.
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Your new Twitter bio
Archivist of weird CDs & TMBG bootlegs. Accidentally found a 2002 Pinkerton for $15 once and peaked. Cat-themed, tired, still uploading shows.– @PushBackTheCat
Your signature cocktail
The Mythical Catboy Pepsi Flip
This drink starts with Pepsi as the bubbly base, because they literally said “dude, i love pepsi”, so the whole cocktail fizzes with that chaotic, sugar-high energy. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, slightly off-kilter pop to match their all‑caps enthusiasm like “HOLY BALLS” and “NO FUCKING WAY”. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their self-aware silliness in “lowkey me when i paint myself blue” and their cartoonish Apple & Onion obsession in “please bring back my show @cartoonnetwork”. Vanilla cold brew concentrate represents the late-night, exhausted-but-still-posting vibe of “im so fucking tired” and staying up at 3AM like “its 3 am and im onion, what am i doing”. Finally, whipped cream with crushed candy on top captures their bright, fandom-heavy sweetness—#1 LTW/TMBG fan uploading bootlegs like “new tmbg live show up :3 :3 lots of good stuff…”—while still being a little over-the-top and extra, just like a “mythical” attic or Walmart find in “absolute mythical find in the attic tonight” and “MYTHICAL WALMART FIND”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with obsessive, almost archival engagement with music and media, which screams Ravenclaw’s love of knowledge and niche expertise. They repeatedly upload and curate rare They Might Be Giants material for others, e.g. sharing full live shows and obscure tracks like “i heard that apparently no one put the severe tire damage ape cycle in full up on youtube yet, so heres all of them individually :3 :3” and “i dont think anyones put up high quality edisongs the edison museum so here it is :3 :3”, which shows a research-y drive to fill gaps in collective knowledge. They’re clearly fascinated by details and rarity, calling finds “mythical” and celebrating bootleg discoveries like “mythical find in a bootleg folder” and “absolute mythical find in the attic tonight”, reflecting a collector’s curiosity. Even their frustration is academic-leaning: “I LOVE ASTRONOMY, BUT THIS CLASS FUCKING SUUUUCCCCKKKKKKSSSSSSS” shows someone who likes the subject matter but is critical of the way it’s taught, which fits Ravenclaw’s independent thinking. While they do show enthusiasm and loyalty to bands and friends, the dominant through-line is intellectual passion, cataloguing, and deep-dive curiosity rather than bravery, ambition, or pure loyalty, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Birdhouse in Your Soul - They Might Be Giants
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Birdhouse in Your Soul” by They Might Be Giants. They’re deeply into TMBG, constantly sharing live shows and bootlegs like “new tmbg live show up :3 :3 lots of good stuff from the 2015 dial a song era and some rarities, fantastic setlist” and celebrating “birdhouse single daayyyyy”, which already makes this track central to their musical identity. The song’s quirky, hyper-verbal, slightly offbeat optimism matches their chaotic, excitable posting style seen in tweets like “BACK ON MY BULLSHIT [picture]” and “HOLY BALLS [picture]”. Lyrically, Birdhouse in Your Soul is about a small, earnest guardian voice in your head, which lines up nicely with how they pour love into niche fandoms and archiving work, e.g., “at least im actually doing something good for the community and putting up bootlegs instead of just draining all of my fucking money and rare ass tmbg shit”. Their whimsical self-presentation as a catboy and obsessive fan (like “#1 LTW FAN | Catdemiboy” and “onion = catboy confirmed [picture]”) also reflects the song’s playful, slightly surreal tone. Overall, it’s both their favorite universe and the best match for their energetic, nerdy, and heartfelt online persona.
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