PuteadoraSerial
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses sharp, creative jokes and self‑owning bits like reading yaoi in a hospital daring someone to caption it 'gorda pajera' “Me puse a leer Yaoi en un hospital...”.
- Blunt honesty: States opinions directly, e.g. calling out people with issues 'con todo el mundo' as the real problem “Si tenés problemas CON TODO EL MUNDO, el problema sos vos”.
- Cultural savvy: Shows wide pop‑culture and sports awareness (Newell’s, Messi vs Brady, Oasis, Kojima, Los Sopranos, Vientos de invierno), e.g. “Los que eligieron a Brady por sobre Messi”.
- Self‑awareness: Makes fun of herself as 'la persona más insoportable' and admits being 'una mujer completamente vencida' while liking manifesting posts “Le acabo de dar like a uno de esos post de 'febrero va a ser increíble'...”.
- Protective instinct: Defends women and marginalized groups, e.g. calling out ignorance on male breast cancer “Los hombres también pueden tener cáncer de mama. AGARRA UN LIBRO HIJO DE MIL PUTA”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive aggression: Frequently escalates to all‑caps insults and rage, like “CRECE UN POCO LA RE CALCADA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA...”.
- Violent rhetoric: Jokes about extreme violence or death, e.g. hiring a hitman for multiple people “Hay que hacer una vaquita, contratar a un sicario...”.
- Dehumanizing language: Uses sweeping, hostile statements about countries and people, e.g. 'Bombardeen la India' and 'Hay países que no tienen solución Nuke' “Bombardeen la India”.
- Harsh fixation: Shows sustained resentment toward public figures, calling a politician 'parásito' and 'conchuda' while digging up old tweets “Ésta conchuda tenía 33 AÑOS cuando escribió esto...”.
- Provocative shock: Leans heavily on shock value (threats, nukes, insults) which can overshadow valid points, e.g. “Hay países que no tienen solución Nuke y que se vaya todo a la mierda”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come off as a sharp, hyper-online version of Lisa Simpson: intelligent, opinionated, and constantly critiquing the world around them with a mix of ideals and exasperation. Like Lisa, they care about knowledge and calling out ignorance, e.g. snapping “AGARRA UN LIBRO HIJO DE MIL PUTA” in response to misinformation about men and breast cancer “Los hombres también pueden tener cáncer de mama. AGARRA UN LIBRO HIJO DE MIL PUTA”. They show a strong sense of justice and moral outrage, whether it’s against scammers and creeps “A este no hay que revisarle los pendrives, directamente hay que meterlo preso preventivamente” or institutional hypocrisy “Con la que se roban de la AFA, compren bots aunque sea para disimular que son un lavadero de guita”. At the same time, their dramatic, self-aware humor—like reading yaoi in a hospital while joking about getting memed as “gorda pajera” “Me puse a leer Yaoi en un hospital... Estoy tentando al destino...”—fits Lisa’s mix of earnestness and sardonic wit. The bio “Chronically Online” and their constant meta-commentary on fandoms, football, books, and TV align with Lisa’s overthinking, media-savvy, slightly world-weary brain. They’re essentially Lisa if she grew up in Argentina with a filthy mouth and a Twitter addiction.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they are very outward‑facing, constantly reacting to public dramas, sports, and politics, and clearly enjoy being in the middle of discourse rather than observing quietly, e.g. the gleeful chaos of “Cada 2x3 se arma quilombo por esta boludez y sinceramente ME ENCANTA” and openly ranting about work in “Me acaba de pasar lo peor que le puede pasar a un trabajador explotado... LLEGUE TEMPRANO AL LABURO!!!”. They fit Intuition more than Sensing: even when reacting to specific events, they generalize into patterns or theories, like the meta-commentary in “Hay países que no tienen solución Nuke y que se vaya todo a la mierda” or the long-suffering fan philosophy in “Cuando te asocias al club te dan un certificado de sufrimiento eterno...”. Their style is strongly Thinking: they are blunt, confrontational and rule-based about logic and hypocrisy rather than harmony, as in “Si tenés problemas CON TODO EL MUNDO, el problema sos vos” and “CRECE UN POCO... Y SI ALGO TE MOLESTA, D E C I L O”. The Perceiving side shows through their spontaneity and love of open-ended chaos — they revel in ongoing messes instead of preferring closure, such as “Sigo atentamente los acontecimientos” and the impulsive bookmarking in “Cómo me gusta guardar pelotudeces en los marcadores de Twitter...”. Altogether, their sarcastic debate energy, contrarian takes, and quick pivoting between sports, politics, media, and shitposting matches an ENTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hate umbrellas, bookmarks, and open endings, but you finished that Mubi movie ‘10/10’… how about we start a story that guarantees a closed ending: you, me, and a spoiler‑free marathon of The Sopranos rewatch?
- You said coming early to work is ‘lo peor que le puede pasar a un trabajador explotado’ — don’t worry, I’m only interested in you arriving early to my DMs, not to the office.
- You’re out here defending Rooney on pure ‘100% tribunero y 0% lógico’ energy and threatening to nuke entire countries, but still crying over fictional revolutionaries… I promise I’ll hurt you less than your club and your favorite shows do.
- You read yaoi in a hospital risking the ‘gorda pajera’ paparazzi shot, you argue about Brady vs Messi, and you still have time to bully pelados on main — statistically speaking, I think I’m already in love with your timeline.
- You said when you join a club you’re buying your spot in the 7th circle of hell; if dating you comes with that same membership, pass me the form because I’m ready to be a chronically online co‑sufferer by your side.
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Chronically online, powered by fútbol rage, cursed memes, and unfinished books. Once got chased by a duck and still shows up early to work.– @PuteadoraSerial
Your signature cocktail
Chronically Online Negroni (Bombardeen Edition)
This cocktail is sharp, loud, and refuses to be subtle—like someone who says “CRECE UN POCO LA RE CALCADA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA Y SI ALGO TE MOLESTA, D E C I L O”. The overproof gin with pink peppercorn infuses bite and intensity, echoing their aggressive honesty and the chaos of being “Chronically Online” and tweeting things like “Bombardeen la India”. Campari brings a bitter backbone for all those unapologetically hateful, tribunero takes, from “Hay países que no tienen solución Nuke y que se vaya todo a la mierda” to “Si tenés problemas CON TODO EL MUNDO, el problema sos vos”. The smoky mezcal float is the dark humor layer—like casually suggesting “Hay que hacer una vaquita, contratar a un sicario y que nos haga precio porque se tiene que cargar a varios” while still live-tweeting football and Oasis drama. Grapefruit peel and chili salt on the rim add citrus and burn for their pettiness and thirst tweets, from “Muy de trolita contestar tan rápido pasadas las 3 de la mañana” to “Los pibes respondiendo a cualquiera que tenga buen culo”. The single melting ice sphere stands for the slow erosion of their patience and sanity, like when they admit being “una mujer completamente vencida” in “le acabo de dar like a uno de esos post de 'febrero va a ser increíble' porque no paso ni un mes del año y soy una mujer completamente vencida”, yet they still rate a show “Ya la terminé 10/10” and keep logging in for more.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
Alanis Morissette’s You Oughta Know fits them because it’s angry, sarcastic, and unapologetically confrontational, which matches their online voice and constant call-outs. They mix humor with real venom at people and institutions, like when they say “CRECE UN POCO LA RE CALCADA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA Y SI ALGO TE MOLESTA, D E C I L O” and “Si tenés problemas CON TODO EL MUNDO, el problema sos vos”. Their tweets about exes and blocking, such as “Hay veces que la mejor solución es bloquear de todos lados y fingir que se murió” and “El tweet más tranquilo que le dedico a mí ex:”, echo the song’s scathing breakup energy. They revel in drama and emotional intensity, admitting “porque no paso ni un mes del año y soy una mujer completamente vencida” yet still fighting online every day. Like the song, their presence is loud, cathartic, and built around saying out loud what others only think, whether that’s “Bombardeen la India” or “Hay que hacer una vaquita, contratar a un sicario y que nos haga precio porque se tiene que cargar a varios”.
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