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Your Simpsons character
The user’s bio 'srry for being annoying' and their constant self‑deprecating apologies echo Bart’s reputation as the class troublemaker who often says 'Sorry for being a jerk' in a tongue‑in‑cheek way. Their frequent sarcastic rants like 'I hate people who performatively act like they're just sooo problematic...' and 'My tweet is good the algorithm just ignores me' show a rebellious, attention‑seeking attitude typical of Bart. The user’s love of obscure pop‑culture references (Hazbin Hotel, 31 minutos, Smiling Friends) and their habit of mocking fandoms ('Allan is a pain in the ass for me to draw') resembles Bart’s penchant for mocking authority and popular trends. The aggressive hashtag #KillAllPedophilesEspeciallyFandroid and profanity‑laden posts such as 'I'm gonna get a pomegranate right now. I REALLY need a fucking pomegranate' reflect Bart’s impetuous, unapologetically blunt style. Overall, the combination of mischievous sarcasm, constant craving for attention, and a self‑aware 'annoying' persona aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent, outspoken tweets and desire for external validation (e.g., "My tweet is good the algorithm just ignores me") reveal an extraverted orientation. Their constant jumping between pop‑culture references, abstract musings about fandom cross‑overs ("I bet my life that none of these people even knew what jambalaya was until watching Hazbin Hotel…") and playful speculation show a dominant intuition. Emotional language and personal value judgments such as "I'm extremely sad that I'll never be able to get that Glep shirt" and "I hate people who performatively act like they're just sooo 'problematic'" point to a feeling preference. The lack of fixed schedules, spontaneous projects ("I've been wanting to make a strawpage…") and an ever‑changing stream of topics indicate a perceiving style. Overall, the pattern aligns with an ENFP personality.

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Digital artist & meme curator. 31 Minutos & Hazbin Hotel fan. Once sketched a pomegranate for a challenge—now a meme. Fueled by coffee. 🎨☕– @PuzzlesSimp

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The Simp's Kandi Hellfire captures the chaotic energy of @PuzzlesSimp with a bold blend of jalapeno-infused tequila that mirrors their fiery rants like "I hate people who performatively act like they're just soooo 'problematic' and say every buzzword imaginable at every chance while using an intentionally unreadable typing quirk as a desperate cry for the attention their parents never gave them". The deep black vodka adds a dark, edgy note reflecting the tweet "#KillAllPedophilesEspeciallyFandroid" and their love for edgy memes. A splash of pomegranate juice pays homage to their desperate craving: "God I NEED a pomegranate right now. I REALLY need a fucking pomegranate right now I'm not joking I NEEEEED a damn pomegranate". Fresh lime juice provides a sour bite echoing their self-deprecating humor and frustration with the algorithm, as they lament "My tweet is good the algorithm just ignores me". Finally, sparkling soda with edible glitter gives the drink a glittery, kandi-inspired fizz, referencing "Apparently making kandi content, no matter how normally or aggressively worded, WILL draw in perpetually roleplaying therians with typing quirks it's just bound to happen".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly demonstrates a strong drive for personal achievement and status, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition, as seen in tweets like 'Okay soooo I'm definitely aiming for top 0.001% for 31 minutos next year top 4% is not enough for me' and 'Btw oomf who yumes Husk ... informing me that he's in the top 2% of bbno$ fans just gonna put that out there'. They also employ a strategic, almost cunning approach to their online presence, noting 'Apparently making kandi content, no matter how normally or aggressively worded, WILL draw in perpetually roleplaying therians with typing quirks it's just bound to happen'. Their critical attitude toward 'performatively' behavior, exemplified by 'I hate people who performatively act like they're just soooo 'problematic' and say every buzzword imaginable ...', shows a pragmatic, self‑focused mindset. Overall, the pattern of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to manipulate perception aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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Their constant shock humor and provocative statements, like "#KillAllPedophilesEspeciallyFandroid" and "I feel so bad for white people who refuse to listen to any music that isn’t the whitest thing known to man," echo the song’s mocking of mainstream culture. The line "My tweet is good the algorithm just ignores me" shows their frustration with being unseen, mirroring Eminem’s call "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" The lyric "I hate people who performatively act like they’re just soooo ‘problematic’" reflects the song’s critique of media and people trying to label them. Overall, the defiant, self‑aware, and deliberately annoying tone of "The Real Slim Shady" matches @PuzzlesSimp’s online persona.

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