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The user's constant self‑deprecation, depressive tone and dark humor closely resemble the bar‑owner Moe Szyslak, who is known for his cynical outlook and feeling like a failure ('i'm just a silly boyfailure', 'my morning routine is simple, i wake up and instantly regret it'). They also show a deep reluctance to open up emotionally, as seen in 'i hate when people ask me to open up like bro i just met you four years ago give me some time'. Their frequent expressions of sadness about societal issues – 'seeing all these transphobic comments on my timeline makes me so fucking sad…' – echo Moe’s bitterness toward a hostile world. The bleak, nihilistic humor ('life's a party and i'm the piñata') and resignation to a miserable existence ('my body is a machine that turns steam purchases into unplayed games') match Moe’s hopeless jokes about his own life. Although the user is a gamer, the underlying tone of hopelessness, loneliness, and sarcastic coping strategies are quintessentially Moe‑esque.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are dominated by inner reflections and self‑directed emotional statements such as “sorry, i haven't been silly lately i’ve been at war with myself again” and “seeing all these transphobic comments on my timeline makes me so fucking sad”, indicating strong introversion. They often use abstract, metaphorical language (“my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything will be alright”, “i hope parallel universe me is okay”, “life’s a party and i’m the piñata”), which points to an intuitive (N) style. Their decision‑making appears driven by personal values and empathy, as seen in “i feel so sorry for all those people who never had the privilege …” and “i love @schn3ife”, showing a feeling (F) preference. The pattern of spontaneous, unstructured posting – “i’ll probably disappear again for a month”, “i’ve been away for a while again”, and repeated “i picked naafiri and they counter‑picked chocolate fml” – reflects a perceiving (P) orientation. Together these traits best match the INFP personality type.

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League of Legends fan & ARAM strategist. Once lost a game to a chocolate‑skin Naafiri. Streaming, memes & self‑care vibes. #GamingCommunity– @pwndisdead

Your signature cocktail
The base of dark rum mixed with charcoal-infused simple syrup gives the drink a deep, muted grey that mirrors the user’s recurring sense of being stuck, as captured in their repeated lament "i picked naafiri and they counter picked chocolate fml". A generous pour of chocolate liqueur directly references that same tweet, adding a bittersweet richness that feels like the "chocolate" counterpick that haunts their games. A splash of blue curaçao brightens the mix, a nod to the "the aram theme" and the chaotic, neon-lit energy of ARAMs that the user often celebrates. A shot of hot espresso and a dash of Angostura bitters evoke the lines "my body is a machine that turns steam purchases into unplayed games" and "life's boring? try overthinking until you trigger a panic attack", fueling the cocktail with both caffeine-driven intensity and a bitter edge. Finally, the swirling blue-grey hue pays homage to their love for Arcane, as they declared "arcane was without a doubt the single most remarkable cinematic experience i’ve ever had the privilege to experience", making every sip feel like a cinematic moment.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently emphasizes empathy and fairness, as shown when they write, "seeing all these transphobic comments on my timeline makes me so fucking sad... hate is no opinion," condemning hateful behavior. They also promote kindness and community positivity with statements like "normalize being nice and having fun." Their perseverance through personal struggles is highlighted in "i think it is very brave and also sexy of me to continue living," reflecting Hufflepuff's hardworking and loyal spirit. Additionally, they express affection and loyalty toward friends, e.g., "i love @schn3ife" and "Atakhan the first to give me flowers." These traits align best with Hufflepuff values of kindness, loyalty, and dedication.

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They call themselves 'i’m just a silly boyfailure' and describe themselves as 'my body is a machine that turns steam purchases into unplayed games', echoing the feeling of being worthless. They also write 'i’ve been at war with myself again' and 'i’m not gay (sometimes)', reflecting the internal conflict and identity doubt that the lyric 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo' captures. Their repeated frustration with being out‑matched in League ('i picked naafiri and they counter picked chocolate fml') mirrors the song’s sense of not belonging. Overall, the melancholy, self‑critical vibe of the tweets aligns with the haunting chorus 'What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong.'

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