Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly acknowledges mental health and treatment in “sinto em informar aos meus fãs, mas em breve Luisa @pwvlcg eu ESTARÁ retomando o tratamento para bipolaridade”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and warmth in posts like “ACHEI . Te amo” and playful references to friends and siblings in “ter irmã mais nova é uma experiência”.
- Humorous: Frequently laughs at herself and situations, like “TO CHORANDO DE RIR MDS” and the childhood story in “quando eu era menor (uns 8 anos) eu tinha mania de jogar pedra nos onibus”.
- Candid: Speaks very directly about feelings and experiences, such as “eu sou a garota mais triste do mundo” and “a falsa intimidade que as pessoas aqui do nordeste tem me assustam um pouco”.
- Playful: Uses cute language and memes like “bomm dia mutuals”, luinsa in “luinsa”, and the expressive bio with emoticons.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-critical: Uses very strong language to criticize others, e.g. “toda vez q esse retardado aparece na tml… vsf rapaz vire homem”.
- Aggressive-humor: Jokes often lean into hostility, like “vou vomitar na sua cara * *” and “antes de ce me trai ja tinha traido primeiro haha ganhei 😅✌️”.
- Self-deprecating: Describes herself negatively or dramatically in “eu sou a garota mais triste do mundo” and joking about losing her “best tweets” due to treatment in this tweet.
- Trust-guarded: Feels uneasy with affection from strangers, as in “isso é algo que so faria com gente da minha familia” and discomfort with “false intimacy” in this tweet.
- Conflict-prone: Engages in confrontational or disgusted reactions, such as “nossa q nojo” and calling a fictional couple “bagulho fétido” in “'casal' mais bosta dos anime eh essa bosta de misa e light”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a sharp, introspective, slightly melancholy teenager, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware about their mental health and creativity, joking that returning to treatment for bipolar disorder means we’ll lose “the best future tweets,” as in “sinto em informar aos meus fãs, mas em breve Luisa @pwvlcg eu ESTARÁ retomando o tratamento para bipolaridade, e então, perderemos os melhores futuros tweets que ja foram escritos por ela.”. They’re emotionally intense and dramatic in a witty way, evident in posts like “eu sou a garota mais triste do mundo” and “vou vomitar na sua cara * *”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency toward big feelings and exaggerated reactions. Their sensitivity to social dynamics and discomfort with strangers’ affection is very Lisa-coded, such as “a falsa intimidade que as pessoas aqui do nordeste tem me assustam um pouco, eu to aqui desde ontem e ja senti que as pessoas agem como se me conhecessem” and “uma mulher que tava la simplesmente veio perto de mim ME ABRAÇOU E FALOU QUE EU ERA BONITA… isso é algo que so faria com gente da minha familia”. They’re also opinionated and a bit harsh when calling people out, like in “toda vez q esse retardado aparece na tml ou é fazendo coitadismo ou é print de conversa com mulher vsf rapaz vire homem”, similar to Lisa’s moralistic rants. Overall, the mix of intellect, emotional volatility, social discomfort, and strong opinions points most closely to Lisa rather than Bart’s pure chaos or Homer’s obliviousness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they overshare freely, joke with mutuals, and narrate social encounters, e.g. greeting the timeline in “bomm dia mutuals” and talking about strangers hugging them in “uma mulher... simplesmente veio perto de mim ME ABRAÇOU E FALOU QUE EU ERA BONITA”. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: they use dramatic, figurative language and big-picture emotional takes, as in “o pescador que muito joga o anzol na esperança de pegar peixes, somente os afasta ..” and their exaggerated complaints about anime ships in “'casal' mais bosta dos anime eh essa bosta de misa e light vtnc bagulho fétido , l3git me irrita”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets center on emotions, relationships, and validation, like “eu sou a garota mais triste do mundo” and the discomfort with social over-familiarity in “a falsa intimidade que as pessoas aqui do nordeste tem me assustam um pouco”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic and spontaneous, joking about hyperfixations in “to hiperfocada em uma musume que bizarro” and messy relationship dynamics in “antes de ce me trai ja tinha traido primeiro haha ganhei 😅✌️”. The overall mix—expressive social energy, emotional intensity, dramatic language, and spontaneity—fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- "Soldier boy, oh my little soldier boy ^_^" — listen, if you need a comrade, I volunteer as tribute to be the emotionally stable NPC that follows you around and carries your coffee at 22°C every Monday.
- You said the worst anime ‘couple’ is Light and Misa — bold take. So how about we speedrun any red flags, skip the Death Note drama, and go straight to the part where we’re clowning anime ships together in your replies?
- You joked about losing your ‘best tweets’ when you go back to bipolar treatment… for what it’s worth, I’d rather have a slightly quieter TL and a much happier Luisa. I’m here for you being okay first, iconic shitposts second.
- As a little menace who used to throw rocks at buses, you’ve clearly leveled up — now you just throw unhinged tweets at the TL and hit me right in the heart. Please aim again, I think you missed my number.
- A stranger hugged you and called you pretty at the restaurant; I’m not that bold, but consider this the digital version: you’re stunning, painfully funny, and if false intimacy in the northeast scares you, we can start with real, very slow, very honest intimacy in the DMs instead.
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18 • coffee-powered oversharer • once threw rocks at a bus & the driver chased me, now I just throw takes on here • trying to stay sane & a bit kind– @pwvlcg
Your signature cocktail
Malcriada Midnight Musume
The espresso with dark chocolate comes straight from the coffee-coded bio, matching the vibe of “𝖼𝗈꯭𝖿𝖿꯭𝖾𝖾” and those sleepy but chaotic mornings, like “bomm dia mutuals”. Cachaça or white rum gives it a bold, slightly reckless kick, channeling stories like “quando eu era menor... eu tinha mania de jogar pedra nos onibus e nos carros” and the all‑caps energy of “EU V9U NESSA PORRA.”. Passion fruit juice balances that with sweetness and a bit of tang, reflecting the affectionate softness in “ACHEI . Te amo” and the way she gets emotional over fanart in “MEUDEUS EU VI UMA FANART DO MEU MAIOR KINNIE...”. A dash of tonic or bitter aperitivo represents her sharp, sometimes harsh takes, like “'casal' mais bosta dos anime eh essa bosta de misa e light...” and the rant in “toda vez q esse retardado aparece na tml...”. Finally, foamed milk with cocoa softens the surface, hiding the storm underneath—her self-aware sadness in “eu sou a garota mais triste do mundo” and the bittersweet humor of “em breve Luisa... ESTARÁ retomando o tratamento para bipolaridade” — making this drink both cute and a little dangerous, just like its namesake.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Luisa’s timeline shows a very bold, impulsive, openly confrontational personality that aligns most with Gryffindor. She openly calls people out without fear of backlash, e.g. complaining that “toda vez q esse retardado aparece na tml ou é fazendo coitadismo ou é print de conversa com mulher vsf rapaz vire homem”, which shows a readiness to confront what she sees as pathetic behavior rather than staying quiet. As a child, she describes herself casually throwing rocks at buses and cars and facing down an angry driver in “quando eu era menor (uns 8 anos) eu tinha mania de jogar pedra nos onibus… ai uma vez eu taquei no onibus e o motorista DESCEU e ficou gritando cmg”, a reckless, rule‑breaking bravado that fits Gryffindor’s impulsive streak. She is also dramatically self‑revealing about her mental health, joking that “sinto em informar aos meus fãs, mas em breve Luisa @pwvlcg eu ESTARÁ retomando o tratamento para bipolaridade, e então, perderemos os melhores futuros tweets que ja foram escritos por ela”, which shows guts in turning vulnerability into public humor. Even in relationships she frames herself as a chaotic victor, bragging “antes de ce me trai ja tinha traido primeiro haha ganhei 😅✌️”, a very Gryffindor ‘I won the drama’ attitude rather than calculated Slytherin strategy. Overall, her brashness, emotional intensity, and fearless, sometimes reckless way of engaging with others lean strongly toward Gryffindor rather than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the colder calculation of Slytherin.
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Your song
emotions - ice spice
A well‑suited song for them is emotions by Ice Spice, because it balances vulnerability, attitude, and chaotic humor in a way that mirrors their timeline. They openly talk about being "the saddest girl" while still making a bit of a spectacle of it, like in “eu sou a garota mais triste do mundo” and the joking announcement about resuming bipolar treatment in “sinto em informar aos meus fãs, mas em breve Luisa @pwvlcg eu ESTARÁ retomando o tratamento para bipolaridade…”, which fits the song’s mix of sadness and self-aware bravado. Their aggressive, no-filter tweets such as “toda vez q esse retardado aparece na tml ou é fazendo coitadismo ou é print de conversa com mulher vsf rapaz vire homem” and “vou vomitar na sua cara * *” line up with the song’s confident, confrontational energy. At the same time, they show a softer, easily affected side in moments like “enquanto tava saindo do restaurante, uma mulher… ME ABRAÇOU E FALOU QUE EU ERA BONITA… isso é algo que so faria com gente da minha familia”, echoing the emotional undercurrent in the track. The mix of hyper, meme-y posting (“TO CHORANDO DE RIR MDS”, “bomm dia mutuals”) with introspective, slightly messy feelings makes emotions a strong thematic match for their personality and online vibe.
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