
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: analytical, self-aware, and constantly tracking their progress like Lisa with her grades and projects. They build structured accountability systems and obsess over numbers, e.g. their monthly thread with goals for workouts, calories, and steps in “🐎 2026 Monthly Accountability Thread Plan: 🏋️♂️2+ workouts a week 🍽️1500cals a day 👣7.5k steps a day ⏳ 4kg loss a month” and their calculator check in “Putting in my stats from the start of the month to see if the calculator I’m using is accurate”. Like Lisa’s mix of intellect and insecurity, they balance humor with harsh self-criticism, as in “It’s so insulting to do so good with restricting but because you’re at a high sw you don’t look skinny” and “H8 being a fat fuck I’ve lost 20kg/44lbs from my HW but I still have like 20 left to lose”. They also show empathy and concern for others, even from within edtwt, e.g. “Begging all young ppl to get off of EDTWT because if nothing else then you’ll at least give your growing body enough nutrients”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to warn others and advocate for their wellbeing. Finally, their nerdy, reflective side appears in posts about fandom and identity, like “In my fandom some people claim one character can’t be shipped with anyone because they’re too child coded...” and “Younger me would be so heartbroken… Then boom. Relapse.”, echoing Lisa’s introspective, emotionally complex nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
They appear more introverted (I) than extroverted: much of their life is oriented around their boyfriend and work rather than a broad social circle, and they worry about being recognized online, joking about anonymity in “What if someone recognizes the floor and finds out who I am!!?!”. Their focus is strongly sensing (S): they obsess over concrete measurements like grams, calories, and kilos in “Counting every ml of cooking oil and every singular chocolate raisin by the gram” and track detailed body measurements in “Measuring myself has been the best idea ever woah”, rather than talking in abstract or symbolic terms. Their decision-making leans thinking (T): they analyze weight patterns and challenge ideas logically, as in “I’m gonna be so honest idk how lax works… Wouldn’t the food digest… Therefore taking in the calories anyways”, and give practical advice like “Telling my friend healthier ways to lose weight while avoiding telling him I relapsed” rather than purely emotional support. They are clearly judging (J): they create structured goals and accountability systems, such as “2026 Monthly Accountability Thread Plan: 2+ workouts a week, 1500cals a day, 7.5k steps a day, 4kg loss a month”, and get anxious when results don’t match the plan in “Stuck at the same exact weight… even though I’ve followed the limit strictly fml”. The combination of detail-focused tracking, practical problem-solving, emotional restraint but clear care for close people (like their boyfriend in “That’s why I don’t keep the ED secret, he’s helping keep me sane”), and strong preference for routine and structure matches ISTJ best.

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Tall Estonian trans guy doing night shifts, spreadsheets & slow health gains. Once celebrated a 3‑day poop streak like it was a national holiday.– @PyrBarTo

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is light but wired, just like someone who does a fasted 12h shift and still tracks every calorie: “Only 300 cals left after a fasted 12h shift”. The green-tea–infused vodka nods to their obsessive, methodical discipline, weighing oil and every singular chocolate raisin: “Counting every ml of cooking oil and every singular chocolate raisin by the gram”. Zero-sugar citrus soda keeps it sharp and diet-coded, echoing the cafeteria lady asking if their Coke Zero and Monster were the whole day’s meals: “Work cafeteria lady jokingly(?) asked if my Coke Zero and Monster were the whole day’s meals”. A dash of sugar-free energy drink channels their chaotic edtwt grind and tax-refund-treadmill ambitions: “Buying a treadmill w my tax refund” and “You guys will never take my protein slop from me !”. The dry vermouth adds a slightly bitter, grown-up edge for the trans guy navigating relapse, work, and doctors’ appointments: “Gyno this month, gonna be real fun as a trans guy” and “Relapsed but it’s okay because during the winter so I’ll be skinny by the summer”. Finally, a twist of grapefruit peel is bright and a little biting, like their humor about weight, family, and edtwt itself: “How it felt when my father (of BMI 50+) said I was looking chunky” and “How it feels to be the only non depressed person on edtwt”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show very strong hard‑work and consistency traits: they build detailed accountability systems and monthly tracking, as in “🐎 2026 Monthly Accountability Thread Plan: 🏋️♂️2+ workouts a week 🍽️1500cals a day 👣7.5k steps a day ⏳ 4kg loss a month ❌0 days /w 200cal over limit ✅food events don’t count”, and keep carefully logging their progress in posts like “Measuring myself has been the best idea ever woah”. That kind of steady, grind-focused mentality is deeply Hufflepuff. They also show loyalty and care toward others, for example warning younger people away from EDTWT in “Begging all young ppl to get off of EDTWT because if nothing else then you’ll at least give your growing body enough nutrients to grow and have an easier time restricting when taller”, and gently supporting a friend in “Telling my friend healthier ways to lose weight while avoiding telling him I relapsed”. Their affection and gratitude toward their boyfriend — “That’s why i don’t keep the ED secret, he’s helping keep me sane” — and their excitement about not having to do mandatory military camp together in “NEITHER ME OR MY MAN HAVE TO DO MANDATORY MILITARY CAMP” further emphasize close, loyal bonds. While they have some ambition (e.g., their UGW goals), the dominant through-line is persistence, meticulous effort, and devotion to loved ones, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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The best fit is “Control” by Halsey, because it captures the push‑pull between feeling powerful, destructive, and deeply self-critical. They’re extremely numbers- and control-focused about food and weight, like when they describe “Counting every ml of cooking oil and every singular chocolate raisin by the gram only to still be stuck on the same weight” and tracking their life with a “2026 Monthly Accountability Thread… 1500cals a day… 4kg loss a month”. At the same time, they openly acknowledge relapse and a long history with an ED, writing “Relapsed but it’s okay because during the winter so I’ll be skinny by the summer” and explaining how teenage them was already deep into it in “Teenage me was on a roll cause wdym my daily diet was a coffee and 1 grilled cheese sandwich”. There’s also that dark, self-aware humor and internal chaos that matches the song’s tone, like when they joke about extreme bowel movements with “You all should be worried. Just shat so much I’ll be some 4’11” girl’s UGW”. Overall, Control mirrors their struggle to manage an intense, sometimes frightening internal voice while still feeling oddly empowered by their discipline and progress.

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