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Bart Simpson matches Hazel's chaotic, meme‑filled style, like the tweet 'I got one proposition for you all... MAKE VIRGINIA EVEN SMALLER' showing rebellious activism. Their love of gaming appears in 'Fortnite x Ninjago saved my life, #LifeIsGood' and 'I'm a big fan of TF2' which fits Bart’s love for video games. Hazel’s self‑aware drama, 'I'm basically a Greek tragedy', mirrors Bart’s tendency to exaggerate his woes. The vulnerable tweet 'Can someone please talk to me, I'm broken down and I don't want to be alone' reflects Bart’s occasional moments of loneliness. Finally, the caring sibling line 'my little brother is listening to Laufey, I've done a good job as an older sibling dude' echoes Bart’s occasional protective side toward his sister, Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introverted: The user often reflects on personal feelings and inner world, e.g., "Can someone please talk to me, I'm broken down and I don't want to be alone." and "I'm basically a Greek tragedy…". Intuitive: They frequently discuss abstract ideas and patterns, like "the Soviet Union came back without Moldova, but at least it's with the inclusion of Norway" and "if you want to be a hero, you should die like one". Feeling: Their posts emphasize personal values and empathy, such as "bruh get gay marriage off the power line" and "C'mon girl… stop being doomer, be cool and be you." Perceiving: They show a spontaneous, flexible style, posting memes at odd hours ("why did I make this at 2 in the morning") and jumping between many topics, indicating a preference for openness.

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18‑year‑old trans gamer & history buff. Coffee‑driven meme curator. Once celebrated a Fortnite win with a homemade cake. 🌍🎮☕– @pyrubyte

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The bright blue curacao mirrors Hazel’s love for neon‑lit games like Fortnite and Ninjago ('Fortnite x Ninjago saved my life, #LifeIsGood'). Pomegranate juice nods to the Greek tragedy they claim in their bio ('I’m basically a Greek tragedy, no matter how good a month is it’s gotta have some quirky tragedies to spice up my life'). Chili‑infused tequila adds the fiery edge of their meme‑filled rants ('I like the idea that nothing happens in this country and they finally went oh fuck we forgot something important'). A splash of bitters balances the sweetness, echoing the melancholy and self‑reflection in tweets like 'Looking back at life sucks ASS, but it’s alright champ, keep your chin up'. Vodka’s neutral base represents their fluid identity and trans pride, tying together the many flags and cultures they celebrate.

Your Hogwarts House
Hazel's timeline tweets ("1783= independence from the UK 1803= Louisiana territory purchased ... 1848= Mexican Secession ...") and the geopolitical facts like "the Soviet Union came back without Moldova, but at least it's with the inclusion of Norway" show a strong love of knowledge and intellectual curiosity. Their meta‑analysis request "read all my tweets and analyze them @grok 1. Name: 2. Gender: ..." demonstrates a desire to think critically about themselves and others. References to literature and history, such as "I'm basically a Greek tragedy" and the detailed historical dates, indicate a penchant for learning and wit. While they also display ambition, the dominant pattern is a fascination with facts, analysis, and creative expression, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. Therefore, Ravenclaw best fits Hazel's overall profile.

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Hazel describes themselves as "I'm basically a Greek tragedy, no matter how good a month is it's gotta have some quirky tragedies to spice up my life", which fits the dramatic, theatrical vibe of the song. Their tweet "death doesn't discriminate between sinners and saints, it takes and takes" mirrors the song’s theme of confronting inevitable hardship while still moving forward. The resilient defiance in "as a PC master race, I now declare war on the console scums" aligns with the lyric "The show must go on" that urges perseverance despite adversity. Additionally, their open trans identity and references to personal struggle, like "Mr Breast I can't visit, I'm trans and the Saudi king will have me assassinated", echo the song’s message of continuing performance in the face of oppression. Overall, Queen's anthem of endurance and theatrical grandeur captures Hazel's blend of tragedy, humor, and determination.

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