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Your Simpsons character
They read a lot and use media to cope, similar to Lisa burying herself in books and art, as seen in “a chapter a day keeps the knives and ropes and pills away 🙏”. Like Lisa, they’re politically and socially aware, calling out inhumanity and bigotry in tweets such as “how do you lack so much humanity and emphaty towards other human beings??” and “ppl are getting killed for being gay around the world and your biggest issue is two men who acted in a bl being torchbearers for the olympics holy privileged ”. They’re deeply invested in their niche interests and fandoms (danmei, MDZS, ships, etc.), mirroring Lisa’s passionate nerdiness and tendency to overanalyze stories, for example in “yunmengbros are brothers and im so tired of ppl saying otherwise bcs then being brothers specifically are so important to the story and jiang family's theme”. At the same time, they express frustration and loneliness within their family environment, like Lisa feeling misunderstood at home, shown in “my mom srsly know nothing abt me bro im crying” and “i get to see my friends once a fucking year and even that's too much for her.”. Their mix of earnest idealism, queer identity, and exasperated, sometimes dark humor aligns much more with Lisa Simpson than with the other main characters.

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They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with friends, complain about classmates and family, and clearly gain energy from social chaos (e.g., talking to random strangers about anime in “dude i heard someone ask 'wtf is world bubble up like soda pop' and pop upped immediately to say that its good I DONT KNOW THOSE DUDES WHY WAS I REPLYING TO THEM”, or loudly venting about classmates and parents in “why do i have to sit in between the 2 ppl i hate most in this damn class 💔” and “i get to see my friends once a fucking year and even that's too much for her.”). Their humor and fandom takes show a strong Intuitive style: they fixate on themes, symbolism, and meta-discourse in media rather than surface-level details, like the way they analyze sibling dynamics and narrative importance in MDZS in “yunmengbros are brothers and im so tired of ppl saying otherwise bcs then being brothers specifically are so important to the story and jiang family's theme” and criticize shallow media readings in “mdzs fandom needs to hear this”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they center empathy, injustice, and emotional bonds, getting angry when others lack compassion in “how do you lack so much humanity and emphaty towards other human beings??” and speaking up about queer oppression and privilege in “ppl are getting killed for being gay around the world and your biggest issue is two men who acted in a bl being torchbearers for the olympics”. Their spontaneity, messy school life, and tendency to improvise instead of carefully planning point to Perceiving: they complain about procrastination and chaos around school and work in “i slept 3 hours today... on a weekend... and i have to work tmrw... am i stupid...?” and joke about taking both science stream and art at once in a very "figure it out later" way in “i really am taking science stream AND art huh... im really gonna die aren't i....”. Overall, their loud social energy, big-picture fandom analysis, emotional intensity, and go-with-the-flow disorganization best fit ENFP.

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Qaii | 14 | science stream goblin with too many fandoms & not enough sleep. Once ran while singing ‘Wait For It’ and nearly saw God.– @qaiimantarayy

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A bright, fizzy base of sparkling lychee soda captures their soft, romantic, slightly chaotic teen-heart energy and their bio vibe of “My soul is always with you”, plus all the gushy posts like “i love talking to her.... cintaku sayangku darlingku bidadariku.... sighhhhhh”. Jasmine green tea adds caffeine and a slightly bitter backbone for grinding through sains tulen + art and addmath hell, echoing tweets like “i really am taking science stream AND art huh... im really gonna die aren't i....” and “what is addmath even abt”. Calamansi-lime cordial brings a sharp, sour slap that matches their zero-filter rants at politics and bigots, like “how do you lack so much humanity and emphaty towards other human beings??” and “ppl are getting killed for being gay around the world and your biggest issue is two men who acted in a bl being torchbearers for the olympics”. Blue butterfly pea syrup starts deep blue then turns purple when mixed with the citrus, mirroring their multifandom, gender-fluid, queer, constantly transforming vibe and posts like “lesbiantwt recycling the same 3 discourse every week omg can we just scissor and be joyful” and all the mdzs/genshin/ship chaos. Finally, crushed ice & edible silver glitter keep it cold, sparkly and dramatic, nodding to their late-night spirals like “a chapter a day keeps the knives and ropes and pills away 🙏” and their constant need for a little shimmer of joy in the middle of family stress and school pressure, as in “i get to see my friends once a fucking year and even that's too much for her”. This drink is lightly alcoholic or mocktail-friendly, energetic and experimental—sweet first sip, sour aftertaste, and unexpectedly strong, exactly like their timeline where “dude i heard someone ask 'wtf is world bubble up like soda pop' and pop upped immediately to say that its good I DONT KNOW THOSE DUDES WHY WAS I REPLYING TO THEM” becomes a whole personality in under 280 characters.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong mix of intellect, niche knowledge, and analytical media-brain that fits Ravenclaw best. They care a lot about accuracy and facts, especially in zoology and paleontology, joking that “everytime someone spread misinformation about zoology or paleontology 5 years get taken off my life” and correcting people with “erm actually the fastest predator alive are the peregrine falcons 🤓☝️”. They enjoy dissecting fandom/media discourse with a very ‘let’s think this through’ tone, as in “yunmengbros are brothers and im so tired of ppl saying otherwise bcs then being brothers specifically are so important to the story and jiang family's theme” and “therees a very big difference between characters who grew up under the same roof but doesn't see e/o as siblings ... and characters that grew up tgt and sees e/o as siblings despite not legally being siblings”. They explicitly enjoy feeling intellectually engaged with discourse, saying “the yaoi discourse is feeding my ego n making me feel smart af”, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. On top of that, they’re clearly a heavy learner and reader, juggling science stream and art—“i really am taking science stream AND art huh... im really gonna die aren't i....”—and coping via reading: “a chapter a day keeps the knives and ropes and pills away 🙏”. While they have flashes of Gryffindor-style outspokenness and Slytherin-ish self-preservation, the core pattern is curiosity, love of knowledge, and media analysis, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.

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A song that fits them best is girls by girl in red, because it captures chaotic queer teenage crush energy, mental health struggles, and found comfort in fandom. Their bio (“My soul is always with you.”) and posts like “i love talking to her.... cintaku sayangku darlingku bidadariku.... sighhhhhh” and “this is literally me n my girl” show intense, yearning affection that mirrors the song’s longing. They openly celebrate lesbian/queer identity and discourse in tweets like “BIG NEWS FOR LESBIANS” and “lesbiantwt recycling the same 3 discourse every week omg can we just scissor and be joyful”, which aligns with the song’s unapologetic gay theme. At the same time, their darker humor about coping and depression—“a chapter a day keeps the knives and ropes and pills away 🙏” and “me when i have no joy and whimsy and lives in depressiontown”—matches the underlying vulnerability in the lyrics. The combination of being 14/15, very online, multifandom, and intensely attached to the girls they like makes girls feel like it could be playing behind most of their timeline.

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