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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, emotionally intense, bookish, and deeply invested in their niche interests. Like Lisa, they have strong artistic passions—especially ballet and performance—evident in posts like “tenho vontade de desenhar au de ballet de tudo que eu assisto”, “queria ter aula de partnering, aff”, and their excitement over characters and musicals such as “musical falcatruento que fez até mudarem as regras do tony, amo muito”. Their sensitivity and tendency to feel things very strongly, for instance “meu deus que livro ruim, chorei de raiva” and “eu não aguento mais tomar lítio”, mirror Lisa’s emotional depth and struggles with mental health and pressure. They mix intellect and fandom in a very Lisa-like way, analyzing media and characters—such as “amy sherman palladino faz os melhores personagens autistas”—while still being unabashedly enthusiastic and a bit dramatic, as in “serei insuportável.”. Overall, they read as a modern, very online Lisa Simpson: artsy, introspective, politically and emotionally aware, and passionately nerdy about the things they love.

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their tweets focus on inner reactions and niche interests (ballet, specific shows, characters) rather than parties or big social circles, and even when discussing university or work stress like “hoje recebi uma marcação da gestão no grupo e comecei a suar frio 😔”, it’s about their internal anxiety more than the social environment. Their style is clearly intuitive (N): they latch onto fictional worlds and aesthetics and extrapolate feelings and meanings from them, as in “amy sherman palladino faz os melhores personagens autistas” and the many emotional reactions to characters like “eu os amo muito, calamity my beloved”. They are strongly feeling (F) oriented, prioritizing emotion, affection, and values – from making a bracelet for their girlfriend “acho que é uma das coisas mais gays que já fiz” to the way they get deeply upset by a bad book “meu deus que livro ruim, chorei de raiva”. Their tone is expressive and individual, not focused on detached logic or debate. Finally, they lean perceiving (P) rather than judging: they don’t present themselves as structured or hyper‑organized, but more reactive and in-the-moment, as in “não ia beber hoje mas nossa... a adaine abernant passou por tanta coisa 😔” and the spontaneous “I will be insufferable” fangirl energy of “serei insuportável.”. This combination of introspective emotionality, love of fictional worlds, and flexible, reactive lifestyle aligns best with INFP.

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ballet shoes, queer stories & too many fictional crushes. lit student on lithium, lives on Prime, Critical Role & the occasional falling bus anecdote.– @qasares

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail twirls like a ballet solo and side-eyes like a diva, mixing the theatrical glam of their inspiration from “amo ver a miss piggy, ela é tipo uma grande inspiração” with the delicate discipline of pointe shoes from “coloquei a sapatilha de ponta pela primeira vez em meses e tu achando que ela ta meio pequena...”. The silver cachaça and lime give it a Brazilian, slightly chaotic kick, matching the dramatic meltdown energy of “meu deus que livro ruim, chorei de raiva” and the emotional college grind of “eu indo pra faculdade quando estou deprimida”. Lavender syrup softens everything into something tender and queerly romantic, echoing the sweetness of “fiz uma pulseira com a etiqueta da minha sapatilha nova pra minha namorada, acho que é uma das coisas mais gays que já fiz”. Sparkling grape juice keeps the drink more whimsical than heavy, perfect for someone who wants to be insuportável about their fandoms like in “serei insuportável.” without getting wrecked every night. The dash of saline nods to the lithium and burnout of “eu não aguento mais tomar lítio”, balancing sweetness with a quiet, necessary bite. Finally, the edible glitter and sugar feather honor their soft, magical vibe from “🐇l.• 🩵🪽” and the sheer delight in characters like in “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JESTER”, making the drink look like something a chaotic bunny fairy would sip between ballet classes.

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This user shows a strong creative and analytical streak that points toward Ravenclaw. They engage deeply with books and media in a critical way, as seen in “meu deus que livro ruim, chorei de raiva”, which suggests they care about quality and think hard about what they consume. Their timeline is full of niche, slightly intellectual media interests—Broadway/Tony discourse in “musical falcatruento que fez até mudarem as regras do tony, amo muito” and critical commentary on animation in “somando as coisas do hellaverse, o prime vai se tornar o lar das animações mais odiadas da internet”—which fits Ravenclaw’s tendency toward specialized obsessions and media literacy. They also show strong artistic imagination around ballet, like “tenho vontade de desenhar au de ballet de tudo que eu assisto”, combining fandom and creative reinterpretation in a very Ravenclaw way. While there are hints of Hufflepuff-ish affection and loyalty (e.g., making a bracelet for their girlfriend in “fiz uma pulseira com a etiqueta da minha sapatilha nova pra minha namorada”), the dominant traits are intellectual engagement, niche expertise, and creative reimagining, which align most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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A song that mixes emotional vulnerability with dancing and self-expression fits them well. They clearly live a lot through performance and movement, from wanting to wear ballet shoes and take partnering classes (“tenho vontade de usar aquelas sapatilhas de meia ponta com fita mas literal não tem porquê”, “queria ter aula de partnering, aff”) to putting on pointe shoes again (“coloquei a sapatilha de ponta pela primeira vez em meses…”). At the same time, they’re very emotionally intense and openly dramatic, like crying over a bad book (“meu deus que livro ruim, chorei de raiva”) and relating to going to college while depressed (“eu indo pra faculdade quando estou deprimida”). Dancing On My Own captures that blend of sadness, self-awareness, and still choosing to dance through it. Even their humor and fandom obsessions, from being "insuportável" about what they love (“serei insuportável.”) to making a very gay bracelet for their girlfriend (“fiz uma pulseira… pra minha namorada, acho que é uma das coisas mais gays que já fiz”), match the song’s quietly defiant, tender energy.

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