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The user’s intense focus on languages, programming, and art, expressed in the tweet 'i do langiages and programming and art but u wont see any of that here', mirrors Lisa Simpson’s love for learning and her talent in music and science. Their frequent anxiety and self‑critical thoughts, such as 'i have this problem qhere i get too anxious to think straight when i try to do anythijg i Need to do to Be Alive … i think i shld just die', echo Lisa’s occasional feelings of being an outsider and over‑thinking her responsibilities. Moments of fleeting hope like 'im feeling hopeful for the first time in uh what feels like a month Yay' capture Lisa’s rare optimism amidst her depressive episodes. The teenage concerns in tweets about shaving legs, bunny emojis, and music ('i love singing voices that suck…') further align with Lisa’s age‑appropriate curiosities and expressive nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user writes in a highly personal, introspective tone, often using 'I' and expressing inner feelings, as seen in 'i have this problem qhere i get too anxious to think straight when i try to do anythijg i Need to do to Be Alive in like 3 years so i thinkni shld just die', indicating introversion. Their focus on abstract emotions, dreams, and creative ideas like 'my brain is goop' and 'i love singing voices that suck' shows a preference for intuition over concrete details. The frequent emotional language and moral concerns, such as 'i want to live so badly but this shit makes me want to off myself' and 'i want 2 b killed and taxidermied', point to a feeling‑based decision style. Their erratic sleep patterns, all‑nighters, and spontaneous statements like 'i decided im pulling an all nighter in order to Try to fix my sleep schedule' reflect a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. These traits together align best with the INFP personality type.

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Rust dev, polyglot, indie gamer. Fixed a bug at 3 am half‑asleep, then posted a selfie of my freshly shaved legs. 🎮🖥️– @qlosive

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This drink mixes the jittery buzz of coffee liqueur, echoing the 5 am wake‑ups and all‑night coding sessions like in the tweet "its 5am i wake up in 2 hours fuck". The blood‑orange adds a bright, hopeful splash reminiscent of the moment when they said "im feeling hopeful for the first time in uh what feels like a month Yay". The dash of absinthe gives a dark, bitter edge that mirrors their raw, depressive lines such as "i want 2 b killed and taxidermied" and "i dont want to exist today". The tonic’s fizz represents the chaotic "goop" of their mind, a nod to the tweet "my brain is goop". Finally, the bunny‑shaped chocolate garnish pays tribute to the recurring bunny emoji and their love for quirky, cute details.

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The user’s bio says they “do langiages and programming and art,” indicating a strong enthusiasm for learning and intellectual pursuits. Their tweet “yay i remember how to use neovim” highlights a recent technical achievement, showing curiosity and a desire to master new skills. They also lament “the world is so blind 2 languages and how amazing they r,” expressing a passion for linguistic diversity. These traits align closely with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom, wit, and a love of learning.

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Their frequent expressions of self‑despair and feeling out of place, such as i have this problem qhere i get too anxious to think straight… i thinkni shld just die and i dont want to exist today, mirror the lonely outsider described in Radiohead’s ‘Creep’. The repeated lines about a “goop” brain and being “at my awake limit” echo the song’s refrain “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo”. Even the occasional glimpses of fleeting hope, like im feeling hopeful for the first time in uh what feels like a month, fit the song’s contrast between yearning for acceptance and resigned self‑loathing. The overall tone of the timeline—dark humor, insomnia, and a desire to disappear—aligns closely with the melancholy and self‑critical mood of ‘Creep’.

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