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Lisa Simpson is the best match because she is the moral, socially‑conscious teen who constantly speaks out against injustice, as seen in the user’s tweet 'Putin is the most greedy leader out there… I hope Ukraine is able to restore itself & I pray for whose lives were lost'. She also expresses frustration with the world’s cruelty, similar to Lisa’s outbursts about humanitarian issues, e.g., 'The Russians that are in support of Putin… deserve nothing more than to experience what innocent Ukrainians have'. The user’s teenage pop‑culture obsession with K‑pop ('Does anyone know any minjeong accounts I can follow…', 'Mark my words, one day, I WILL marry my hb') mirrors Lisa’s love for music and her passionate involvement in fandoms. Her cynical view of other users ('People on this app have really shitty personalities and low ass moral standards') reflects Lisa’s snarky criticism of shallow behavior. Finally, the mix of earnest activism and teenage angst ('When your country goes to shit so you go on twitter, doomscrolling') captures Lisa’s blend of idealism and frustration.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent calls for interaction ('I need five more accounts to follow', 'Does anyone know any minjeong accounts I can follow…') show an outward, social focus, indicating Extraversion. Their comments that connect broader patterns, such as linking Ukrainian support for Israel to a 'MAGA situation' and reflecting on how rumors spread, reveal a preference for abstract, intuitive thinking. The strong moral language – 'I hope Russians take this as a lesson, most importantly, I hope Ukraine is able to restore itself & I pray for whose lives were lost', 'The Russians that are in support of Putin and this fucking war are petty and inhumane' – demonstrates a Feeling orientation driven by personal values and empathy. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured style of posting memes, remarks like 'Bruh', and frequent doom‑scrolling comments ('When your country goes to shit so you go on twitter, doomscrolling', 'Doomscrolling*') point to a Perceiving, flexible approach. Together these traits align with an ENFP profile.

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K-pop lover, human rights advocate, occasional doomscroller. Once debated Putin's policies while humming Jungkook. #Peace #Music– @qriculum

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The Hybe Hellfire mixes the bite of Campari with Russian vodka to echo the user’s fierce criticism of Putin, as seen in "Putin is the most greedy leader out there" and "The Russians that are in support of Putin... are petty and inhumane." The sweet lychee liqueur nods to their K‑pop obsession, especially Hybe‑related posts like "Mark my words, one day, I WILL marry my hb" and "hybe сгорит." A ginger‑spiced syrup adds the heat of their angry, profanity‑laden rants, while lemon juice gives the sharp, sarcastic edge of "Jesus Christ bro" and the constant doom‑scrolling vibe. A tiny Ukrainian flag garnish represents the hope they express for Ukraine’s restoration. Together, the drink balances bitterness, fire, and sweetness, just like the mixed emotions in their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently shows bold, outspoken criticism of powerful figures, such as declaring 'Putin is the most greedy leader out there' and demanding accountability for the war, which reflects Gryffindor's courage. Their willingness to voice controversial opinions, even using profanity, shows a daring nature typical of Gryffindors, e.g., 'The Russians that are in support of Putin... deserve nothing more than to experience what innocent Ukrainians have.' They also display a strong sense of moral conviction and protect the vulnerable, as seen in 'I hope Ukraine is able to restore itself & I pray for whose lives were lost.' While they enjoy pop culture, their primary trait is standing up for what they believe despite risk, aligning them most closely with Gryffindor.

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Their tweets such as 'Putin is the most greedy leader out there...' and 'The Russians that are in support of Putin ... they deserve nothing more than to experience what innocent Ukrainians have' show a fierce anger toward authority and a call for retribution, which mirrors the raw defiance of Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the Name' ('F*** you, I won’t do what you tell me'). The repeated profanity in both the user’s posts and the song’s chorus underscores a shared willingness to confront power head‑on. Their lament about endless 'doomscrolling' and the line 'People on this app have really shitty personalities and low ass moral standards' reflect the same disillusionment with the system that fuels the track’s rebellious energy. Overall, the song’s aggressive protest against systemic oppression perfectly captures the user’s blend of political outrage, social media fatigue, and unapologetic voice.

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