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Lisa Simpson is the intellectual, over‑thinking member of the family who constantly critiques the world and proposes smarter solutions. The user’s tweets such as "I love my Official Native Windows Applications, simply UNBELIEVABLE improvement over the PWA!" and "startup idea: cats that wipe their feet on the rug when they come inside before jumping on the bathroom counter" show a similar desire to improve technology and everyday life. Their frustration with existing systems – e.g., "monopolies are actually good because I don't like having to switch between more than one thing per thing" – mirrors Lisa’s exasperation with the status quo. The frequent self‑reflective, nerdy commentary like "they are putting me in the vat" and "I should ask the computer to write another vscode extension for me" also aligns with Lisa’s love for science and engineering. Overall, the blend of intelligence, cynicism, and a wish to make the world better matches Lisa’s character.

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The user often talks about personal frustrations and internal thoughts rather than social interaction, e.g., "I am cooked to an unbelievable fucking degree boys". Their ideas are highly speculative and future‑oriented, such as "what if we make javascript but this time make it so that the type of people who write javascript can't write memory leaks anymore" and "startup idea: cats that wipe their feet on the rug when they come inside before jumping on the bathroom counter". They consistently evaluate tools and designs based on logical efficiency, as seen in "we can't have \ AND / one of them needs to die and I think it should be / because that key is much less convenient". The tone is analytical rather than emotionally driven, e.g., "why are all the arc UI knockoff browsers ... using fucking firefox STOP PLEASE". Finally, the stream of spontaneous project suggestions like "startup idea: chatgpt but the little guy can message you first" and "could we just have some Mechanism that everyone implements to transfer data between two devices" shows a flexible, perceiving style. Overall these traits align with INTP.

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Software engineer building Windows apps, crafting VS Code extensions, dreaming up odd startup ideas—once taught my cat to wipe paws before the counter.– @qsdnl

Your signature cocktail
He calls his reality a 'Vitaly Energies' harvest, saying "they are collecting my Vitaly Energies [picture]", so the cocktail packs a high-voltage kick with espresso. The base vodka mirrors his love for clean, low-level code, echoing his frequent remarks about "I love my Official Native Windows Applications, simply UNBELIEVABLE improvement over the PWA!". A splash of absinthe adds the surreal, claustrophobic feeling of being "put in the vat" – "they are putting me in the vat [picture]" – giving the drink a slightly psychedelic edge. Ginger beer injects a fizz that captures his restless startup brain, as he constantly pitches ideas like "startup idea: cats that wipe their feet on the rug...". The result is a chaotic, energizing mix that feels like a debugging session gone deliciously wild.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a strong focus on knowledge, technical detail, and inventive problem‑solving, which are hallmarks of Ravenclaw. For example, they list many modeling languages in a single tweet: "Unified Modeling Language (UML) Systems modeling language (SysML) Object Constraint Language (OCL) Business Process Model and Notation (BPMN)" showing deep technical literacy. Their speculative ideas like "what if we make javascript but this time make it so that the type of people who write javascript can't write memory leaks anymore" demonstrate creative, analytical thinking. They also share frequent "startup idea" posts such as "startup idea: cats that wipe their feet on the rug when they come inside" which highlights their inventive mind. Overall, the pattern of curiosity, intellect, and cleverness aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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The user's tweets repeatedly describe feeling trapped and monitored by technology, such as "they are collecting my Vitaly Energies" and "they're putting me i n the Business Process Model and Notation". They lament being forced into a "vat" and complain about "IT'S FUCKING OVER", which mirrors the dystopian vibe of Pink Floyd’s "Welcome to the Machine". The song’s lyrics about being "welcome… to the machine" and being reduced to a cog in a corporate system align with their frustration with UI "jank", Windows font rendering, and endless software hacks. Their repeated startup ideas and complaints about "we can't have \ AND / one of them needs to die" echo the song’s critique of a cold, mechanized world. Overall, the track captures the blend of technical angst and a sense of being dehumanized that permeates their timeline.

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