Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Expresses care and affirmation for others, e.g. “you deserve to be loved. yes, you.”.
- Socially-conscious: Speaks strongly about justice and inclusion, e.g. “people are too afraid of being 'too woke'. get woker NOW” and defends polyamory in “poly is a beautiful and wonderful thing”.
- Playful: Uses humor and silliness in everyday posts, e.g. “abham lico n” and “michael prank on my irl”.
- Creative: Engages in art and custom projects, e.g. “2025 art summary <3” and “custom cd gift for @dol9hinapologis <3 this was sm fun to make”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love for friends and partners, e.g. “i love my boygirlfriend so much hello??” and “i love brett so much bro”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Makes harsh comments about themself or their situation, e.g. “i want to die and i am lonely” and “i will never be loved truly”.
- Emotionally-overwhelmed: Shows frequent emotional exhaustion and urges to withdraw, e.g. “guh im having urges to cut off everyone Again” and “im so tiredddd.”.
- Touch-starved: Recurrently fixates on lack of physical affection, e.g. “i am so fucking touch starved i will never be loved truly” and “i am si touch starved can qpps come here and kiss me!”.
- Tech-frustrated: Expresses strong negativity toward certain technologies, e.g. “FUCK GENERATIVE AI” and complaints about ChatGPT use in class in “how about no??”.
- School-burnout: Shows stress and dissatisfaction related to school, e.g. “the desire to drop out of school but i lose my government benefits for my hearing aids if i do”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically aware, artsy, and a bit emotionally intense. Like Lisa’s activism and social conscience, they push for progressive politics and call out injustice, as in “people are too afraid of being 'too woke'. get woker NOW we need it more than ever” and “my fyp is entirely genAI negativity and im all for it. FUCK GENERATIVE AI”. Their artistic and niche-media interests mirror Lisa’s love of culture and creativity, shown by “2025 art summary <3”, “i like local music releases because i get the music before everyone else”, and “custom cd gift for @dol9hinapologis <3 this was sm fun to make”. They also share Lisa’s mix of vulnerability and idealism, expressing loneliness and touch starvation in “screams and sobs and collapses. i am so fucking touch starved i will never be loved truly” yet still affirming others with “you deserve to be loved. yes, you.”. Their academic/school frustrations and feeling out of place, like “math teacher genuinely cant come up with ideas on her own 'lets ask chatgpt!' how about no??” and “the desire to drop out of school but i lose my government benefits for my hearing aids if i do”, also strongly echo Lisa’s experience as a bright, sensitive kid clashing with her environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraversion (E): they’re highly interactive with friends and mutuals, openly affectionate and playful, e.g. “talking shit with my best friend.. life is good” and “i love my boygirlfriend so much hello?? im tha luckiest guy in the world over here”. Their feed is filled with Intuitive (N) pattern‑seeking and media/meta commentary rather than concrete how‑to content, like “people are too afraid of being 'too woke'. get woker NOW we need it more than ever” and joking about fandom/rpf dynamics in “guy who didnt realise people were genuinely shipping jalbert in an rpf way: what is happening”. They lean strongly Feeling (F): values and emotions are foregrounded, from political/moral stances (“my fyp is entirely genAI negativity and im all for it. FUCK GENERATIVE AI”) to tenderness and reassurance in “you deserve to be loved... i love you”, and intense relationship focus like “screams and sobs and collapses. i am so fucking touch starved i will never be loved truly”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): spontaneous, scattered, and in‑the‑moment rather than structured, with lots of impulsive plans and half‑formed thoughts such as “i should get into more smps historically i have enjoyed the couple i watched” and everyday chaos like “apparently i forgot to eat bc im making my brother dinner and FUCK IM HUNGRY”. Altogether, this mix of outward energy, big‑picture media/fandom thinking, emotionally driven values, and flexible spontaneity is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘literally fourteen and At Risk’ on Roblox, but honestly the real risk is me falling for the guy who loves silly awards, SMPs, and still refuses to give Roblox his face.
- You tweeting ‘FUCK GENERATIVE AI’ while your math teacher runs to ChatGPT is so real… but if I had to use any AI, it’d just be to generate more ways to tell you how iconic your California Rain and James Marriott brain-rot is.
- You: ‘polyamory has genuinely made me the happiest I’ve ever been.’ Also you: ‘I am so fucking touch starved.’ Consider this my formal application to the Mickey House Club Mouse to help fix that contradiction.
- You made a custom CD for @dol9hinapologis and got your QPP into Garten of Banban—clearly you’re the kind of person who shares the stuff they love. If you ever feel like sharing that love again, I promise I’d listen like it’s a local release I get before everyone else.
- You’re out here tweeting ‘get woker NOW,’ calling Miku a benevolent deity, and screaming about sign language representation—at this point I don’t just want to kiss you, I want to stan you like you’re my favorite weird little local artist drop.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Skiies • he/him • student + digital doodler • once sat in a wardrobe eating mini croissants and called it peak life • opinions my own– @queerskiies
Your signature cocktail
The Touch-Starved Polycule Fizz
This is a bright, non-alcoholic fizz because they’re a MINOR and their vibe is chaotic, tender, and very online rather than boozy, echoing lines like “roblox im literally fourteen and dont have any sort of id im pretty much just At Risk”. The sparkling yuzu lemonade brings sharp, hyper energy and a little sour bite for tweets like “screams and sobs and collapses. i am so fucking touch starved i will never be loved truly” and “my pimples hurt bro”. Hibiscus syrup adds a deep pink sweetness for the intense love they have for partners and friends, as in “i love my boygirlfriend so much hello?? im tha luckiest guy in the world over here” and “ofugidfuh i love my ravemate so mucdh hashtag my everythign”. The non-alcoholic blue curaçao nods to their gamer/online chaos and weird late-night feeds, matching posts like “what the fuck is happening to my feed its newarly exclusively pop base and chiitan help ne” and “playing roblox bingo instead of working”. A light rosewater mist floats over the top for their soft affirmations and desire for everyone to feel loved, like “you deserve to be loved. yes, you.” and their self-love moments in “hi i am skiies n i am very lovely and everyone should love me”. Finally, the pop rocks rim crackles like their loud, righteous opinions and anti-AI stance—sweet but explosive, just like “my fyp is entirely genAI negativity and im all for it. FUCK GENERATIVE AI” and “people are too afraid of being 'too woke'. get woker NOW we need it more than ever”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their dominant traits are care, loyalty, and emotional support, which are strongly Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly express deep affection and reassurance toward others, e.g. “you deserve to be loved. yes, you. you deserve for the people in you life to love you with every part of their being and to not treat you like a burden. i love you”, showing kindness and a desire to make others feel valued. Their relationships and polycule are central to their identity, with tweets like “i love my boygirlfriend so much hello?? im tha luckiest guy in the world over here i cant believe i get to be w xem,, luv u lottieee” and “ofugidfuh i love my ravemate so mucdh hashtag my everythign” emphasizing loyalty and devotion. Even when venting, they frame polyamory positively and set a clear moral boundary—“poly is a beautiful and wonderful thing to people who willingly engage in it and polyamory has genuine made me the happiest ive ever been. dni if u dislike polyamory”—which reflects a Hufflepuff sense of fairness and protection of their community. The running theme of wanting closeness and mutual care, like “when the whole polycule is asleep except for one so i latch onto them and obsess”, fits a house defined by loyalty and relationships more than by ambition, intellect, or bravado.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A well-suited song for @queerskiies is girls by girl in red because it captures queer teen feelings, messy affection, and yearning, all of which show up frequently in their timeline. They openly celebrate queer love, like when they react to sapphic content with “girls kissing” and declare “wouldnt. i love gay”. Their tweets about their relationships and polycule, such as “i love my boygirlfriend so much hello?? im tha luckiest guy in the world over here” and “when the whole polycule is asleep except for one so i latch onto them and obsess”, mirror the song’s intense, slightly chaotic emotional focus on the people they love. The song’s mix of vulnerability and longing also fits tweets like “screams and sobs and collapses. i am so fucking touch starved i will never be loved truly” and “i miss my ravemate :(( come here and kiss me”. Altogether, girls reflects their queer identity, their romantic intensity, and the honest, dramatic way they talk about love and connection.
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