Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly names feelings like stress, sadness, and overwhelm, e.g. “to xoxa demais hoje” and “me sentindo de luto irmao”.
- Humoristic: Uses humor and self‑irony to talk about problems, like “gente? cansada de ser low profile! (nao vou fazer nada pra mudar isso” and “meus AMIGOS vão SAIR e eu NAO VOU 💔”.
- Loyal friend: Frequently mentions and celebrates friends and their dynamics, like invading Anna’s house in “adoro invadir a casa da anna aleatoriamente 👏” and joking about Saul in “tcc tá tipo saul me orienta e eu oriento ele”.
- Passionate fan: Engages deeply with interests like NewJeans and Flamengo, for example “newjeans e flamengo” in the bio and detailed match comments like “assist i um dos primeiros tempos mais CARNIÇA que o flamengo já fez”.
- Introspective: Reflects on life phases and mental state, like “ai morrendo to finalmente vivendo os twenty e something (não recomendo” and “quando tá tudo de boa e do nada vem uma memória bem específica do teu passado”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical: Talks harshly about themselves and their situation, e.g. “vou me explodir” and “não recomendo” about their own life stage.
- Easily overwhelmed: Frequently mentions stress and exhaustion from study and responsibilities, like “queria só pular pra parte das férias não aguento mais resolver coisa do estágio 💔” and “estresse o dia todo me deixaaaaaa”.
- Avoidant planner: Acknowledges tasks but resists acting on them, such as “gente? cansada de ser low profile! (nao vou fazer nada pra mudar isso” and wanting to skip activities like “aquela atividade que você não queria fazer porque não vê nenhuma relação relevante com a disciplina”.
- Negative spiraling: Minor stresses quickly turn into strong negative statements, like “vou me explodir” and “esse meu quarto tá um caos QUEIMEM esse lugar”.
- Ruminative: Stays stuck on unpleasant memories or regrets, for example “infelizmente bater a cabeça no chão no início de novembro não me deu sabedoria suficiente pra isso” and “ainda to mal que eu perdi o arthday vsf”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as introspective, self-aware, and a bit existential in a Lisa-like way, often reflecting on stress, mental health, and growing up, like when they say they’re “finally living the twenty and something (não recomendo)” in “ai morrendo to finalmente vivendo os twenty e something (não recomendo”. Like Lisa, they juggle academic pressure and frustration with meaningless tasks, as seen in “aquela atividade que você não queria fazer porque não vê nenhuma relação relevante com a disciplina” and “quando você tem duas provas daqui a 1h30 e tá indo só na fé”. They also express a creative, slightly nerdy side—wanting to focus on artistic hobbies in “vem férias... preciso focar nos hobbies artísticos” and making a “very questionable” playlist in “fazendo uma playlist bem questionável”. Their social life feels low-key and self-deprecating, similar to Lisa’s outsider vibe, like calling themselves low profile in “cansada de ser low profile! (nao vou fazer nada pra mudar isso” and joking about being the first to arrive in “agr um mico do carai cheguei primeiro no lugar”. Even their blend of passionate fandoms (NewJeans, Flamengo) and moral irritation at people or situations, such as “ta foda viu nao pode mais fazer nada nesse caralho tambem”, fits Lisa’s mix of intense interests and occasional righteous annoyance.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: they joke about being low profile in “gente? cansada de ser low profile! (nao vou fazer nada pra mudar isso” and often describe feeling drained or wanting to escape, like “queria só pular pra parte das férias não aguento mais resolver coisa do estágio 💔” and “essa semana vai ser tão chata... queria só voltar pro dia de ontem”. Their tweets show strong intuition: they frequently talk about moods, memories, and hypotheticals instead of concrete facts, as in “quando tá tudo de boa e do nada vem uma memória bem específica do teu passado” and the self-aware, slightly existential tone of “ai morrendo to finalmente vivendo os twenty e something (não recomendo”. They clearly lead with feeling over thinking: they center emotions, relationships and attachment, such as “me sentindo de luto irmao”, “gosto tanto dele” and “to tão feliz cara meu deuuuus”, and they often comment empathetically or playfully rather than with analytical arguments. Finally, they read as perceiving rather than judging: they complain about disorganization and procrastination instead of tight planning, like “minha cabeça já tá modo férias e eu não quero fazer mais nada”, “tcc tá tipo saul me orienta e eu oriento ele”, and the chaotic tone of “esse meu quarto tá um caos QUEIMEM esse lugar”. The emotional intensity, introspective humor, and go-with-the-flow, slightly overwhelmed student life vibe fit INFP more than the other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your personal hell is buying non-sports clothes… lucky for you, I’m perfectly fine showing up in a Flamengo jersey and NewJeans hoodie for our date. Balanced outfit, balanced couple.
- You waking up at 5am because of a nightmare with Wallace Yan is crazy, because the only thing I want invading your sonhos de madrugada is me calling you to watch a silly series and complain about it together.
- If every mental instability would take you to the beach, I volunteer to be the friend who brings the speaker, the questionable playlist from 15/12, and a promise to make you laugh before the next wave hits.
- You said you’re finally living the ‘twenty-something’ life and don’t recommend it, but hear me out: add one (1) person who invades your house like you invade Anna’s, brings snacks, and screams at Flamengo on TV with you. Suddenly, 20s: slightly recommended.
- Manifesting, hate-tweeting that actor, and suffering with UFPI… you clearly handle stress like a pro. How about we test your coping skills with the ultimate challenge: a date where the only carniça first half is me being nervous before you smile?
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UFPI survivor, Flamengo analyst & NewJeans apologist. Once woke up at 5am from a nightmare about Wallace Yan and still made it to class.– @querocajuina
Your signature cocktail
Low Profile Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, because they’re Brazilian, chronically tired of uni and estágio, and still pushing through days that are “to xoxa demais hoje” and “quando você tem duas provas daqui a 1h30 e tá indo só na fé”. Passion fruit pulp brings the emotional chaos of someone que “tá finalmente vivendo os twenty e something (não recomendo” and whose friends vão sair e ela “NAO VOU 💔”, sour but vibrant. Red bitters are a nod to the Flamenguista suffering that runs through their TL, from “esperar o flamengo começar a jogar no segundo tempo” to assistir tempos de jogo bem carniça “assistir um dos primeiros tempos mais CARNIÇA que o flamengo já fez”. Sparkling coconut water lightens everything, like invading a friend’s house out of nowhere “adoro invadir a casa da anna aleatoriamente 👏” or rindo da amiga “hater profissional de homens”. The lime peel flame adds a dramatic, fleeting edge, just like those late-night dissociative playlists and experimental tracks where “nao sabe se é o fone pifando ou efeito na musica mesmo”. Strong but sparkling, bittersweet but playful—exactly the vibe of someone “cansada de ser low profile! (nao vou fazer nada pra mudar isso”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They repeatedly show strong attachment and warmth toward friends and family, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they talk about their friends with obvious affection and FOMO in “meus AMIGOS vão SAIR e eu NAO VOU 💔” and randomly enjoying being around loved ones in “adoro invadir a casa da anna aleatoriamente 👏”. There’s also a sense of loyalty to their interests and communities, like Flamengo and NewJeans, seen in “aerofla é tão importante nossa” and the emotional reaction in “mds a dani saiu oficialmente do newjeans”. Their timeline is full of everyday grind, study, and work complaints, but they keep going, such as in “quando você tem duas provas daqui a 1h30 e tá indo só na fé” and “queria só pular pra parte das férias não aguento mais resolver coisa do estágio 💔”, which speaks to perseverance more than ambition or showiness. They also show a gentle, slightly self-deprecating vibe rather than a drive for glory or superiority, like in “gente? cansada de ser low profile! (nao vou fazer nada pra mudar isso” and “me acostumei a jogar com o do xbox e toda vez que uso um controle diferente pareço idiota”. Taken together—loyalty to people and clubs, perseverance through boring responsibilities, and a kind, unpretentious tone—these traits align most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A song that fits them well is Teenage Dream because they balance chaos, humor, and vulnerability in a way that feels very coming‑of‑age and bittersweet. They joke about the struggle of early adulthood and mental health, like when they say they’re “finally living the twenty e something (não recomendo)” “ai morrendo to finalmente vivendo os twenty e something (não recomendo” and when they imagine escaping to the beach at any sign of instability “sinto que se eu morasse no litoral provavelmente iria pra praia em qualquer sinal de instabilidade mental”. Despite being tired and stressed with college and TCC “quando você tem duas provas daqui a 1h30 e tá indo só na fé” and “tcc tá tipo saul me orienta e eu oriento ele”, they still crave joy, football, music, and hanging out with friends “quero jogar bola mds” and “adoro invadir a casa da anna aleatoriamente 👏”. Teenage Dream is all about clinging to intense emotions, friendships, and fleeting happiness in the middle of confusion, which mirrors their mix of self‑deprecating humor, romantic/football passions, and small moments of euphoria like being “tão feliz cara meu deuuuus” “to tão feliz cara meu deuuuus”. The song’s nostalgic, messy, and emotionally heightened vibe matches how they narrate their everyday life, from hating shopping “meu inferno pessoal é comprar roupas (que não sejam esportivas” to manifesting better days and vacations “vem férias... preciso focar nos hobbies artísticos”.
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