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This user is closest to Bart Simpson: mischievous, loud, affectionate in a roundabout way, and constantly clowning on everyone around him. Like Bart, they show a chaotic, prankster energy and love to stir trouble with over-the-top reactions such as “VERYONE SHUUUUUUT THE FLARK UP HOOOOOOLY PEAK” and “How do i kill someone who cant die”. Their irreverent joking and mockery of friends – for example “GUYS LOOK AT THIS PIC OF QUILL THAT I FOUND BAHAHAHAHA” and “Dumbflark cant get up. #roquill” – mirrors Bart’s way of showing affection by teasing. At the same time, there’s clear underlying heart and loyalty, like proudly announcing a relationship in “Oh yeah me n Quill dating now or smth” and hyping their own coolness in “Guys i look SOOOO flarking cool.”. Even their self-aggrandizing engineer/gamer confidence and rebellion, as seen in “Thanks for the buffs NetEase im flarking awesome now.”, fits Bart’s blend of bravado, humor, and secretly soft center.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraversion: they’re loud, performative, and constantly engaging others, e.g. hyping themselves up with “GUYS LOOK AT THIS PIC OF QUILL THAT I FOUND BAHAHAHAHA”, rallying people with “Guys go vote for me.”, and openly discussing dates like “Going on a date with this loser he nervous af lmaoooo”. Their humor, meta-commentary, and headcanons point to Intuition: they spin character psychology and concepts instead of sticking to raw facts, such as the long emotional analysis in “// oh he represses crying every rough noght… the only way he finally lets go is in quills arms…” and speculative bits like “Why are all Ultron x Reader fics made for Fem Readers this is so unfair”. They lean Thinking with blunt, teasing, and often cutting takes: “How do i kill someone who cant die”, “Dumbflark cant get up.”, and calling out someone with “Callout against @B880HR for incredibly insensitive behaviour” show a comfort with conflict and directness over diplomacy. Finally, they fit Perceiving: they’re spontaneous, chaotic, and openly disorganized—“FLARK, SHIT, I FORGOT ABOUT MY STRAWPAGE.”, “Flark. I forgot. Shit. What do i do uuuuh.”, and “Yo guys im bored what should i draw rocket and quill doin” all show reacting in the moment rather than following a plan. The combination of high-energy social engagement, idea-heavy posts, sharp humor, and improvisational, ‘wing it’ behavior is most consistent with ENTP.

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Guardian engineer, bisexual menace, part-time jailbird. Once forgot my own StrawPage but never a weapon blueprint. Art, games & flarkin’ space stuff.– @QuillSucks

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and stronger than it looks—just like Rocket flexing that ego in “Guys i look SOOOO flarking cool.” and “Man, i look GOOD.”. Overproof spiced rum captures the explosive, high-energy chaos of someone who yells “VERYONE SHUUUUUUT THE FLARK UP HOOOOOOLY PEAK” and threatens “How do i kill someone who cant die”. The espresso shot is that hyper, sleepless engineer vibe from “The best engineer in the flarking universe!” in the bio and his constant gaming and drawing binges like “//played rivals on my ps5 for the first time in a while”. Chocolate cookie syrup nods to the whole Oreo drama, from “Eating the Ultron Oreo” to the salty “Yeah, whatever, who gave a flark, i didnt wanna be an Oreo anyways.”, giving it a sweet, indulgent center under the attitude. A splash of bitters represents the repressed softness under the snark, like that out-of-character confession in “// oh he represses crying every rough noght… the only way he finally lets go is in quills arms”. Finally, the whipped cream with edible silver flakes is pure show-off Guardians glam, fitting someone who declares “Im so flarking stylish.” while going on dates and posting “Oh yeah me n Quill dating now or smth”.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall tone of @QuillSucks is loud, reckless, and combative in a way that strongly fits Gryffindor’s brash courage. They openly pick fights and posture aggressively, like asking “How do i kill someone who cant die” and celebrating being sent to jail with “I got caught and sent to jail btw.”, which shows impulsive, confrontational fearlessness rather than calculated Slytherin-style cunning. Their hero-complex and willingness to dive into danger for others is implied by how they talk about themselves as "the best engineer" in their bio and how they center themselves in intense situations with villains like Ultron in “Ultron complimentin' me was'nt on my bingo card but ill take it!”. They’re also loudly protective and ride-or-die about people they care about: they mock and nag Quill constantly but still post things like “Going on a date with this loser he nervous af lmaoooo” and openly claim the relationship in “Oh yeah me n Quill dating now or smth”, which feels like classic Gryffindor affection-through-teasing. Finally, their tendency to loudly stand on identity and community—“Yer bisexual, hes bisexual, shes bisexual. IM BISEXUAL.” in this tweet—shows the kind of bold, values-driven self-assertion more associated with Gryffindor than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff or the detached wit of Ravenclaw.

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Joan Jett’s Bad Reputation fits them because they clearly don’t care what anyone thinks and lean into being loud, crass, and chaotic—calling people “dumbflark” and “flarknards” while boasting things like “Man, i look GOOD.” and “Im so flarking stylish.”. Their whole bio—“The best engineer in the flarking universe!”—and tweets like “FLARK YOU MEAN IM NEXT????” show they meet danger and drama with attitude, not fear. They love causing trouble and talking about killing unkillable people in a jokey way, as in “How do i kill someone who cant die”, which matches the song’s rebellious, ‘don’t try to tame me’ vibe. At the same time, under all that bravado they care deeply, especially about Quill—tweets like “Oh yeah me n Quill dating now or smth” and the emotional commentary in “// oh he represses crying… the only way he finally lets go is in quills arms” show a softer side they hide behind that tough, unapologetic exterior. Overall, Bad Reputation captures their mix of snarky confidence, chaotic energy, and refusal to play nice for anyone’s approval.

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