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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotional, outspoken, idealistic, nerdy, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa, they’re intensely passionate about niche topics (here, anime and music) and can turn a simple obsession into an existential saga, such as their emotional dependence on a fictional rivalry: “A verdade é que eu tenho dependência emocional na rivalidade deles existe um eu antes de karasuno × nekoma e um eu depois deles”. They also show a strong moral and political streak, calling out institutions and hypocrisy in a very Lisa-like way, as in their critique of the Catholic Church: “Super concordo, se estivermos falando de religiões e não regimes de tortura e aniquilação de diversos povos culturas e crenças… vá limpar os porões deles, veja com os próprios olhos ossos que restaram dos banhos de sangue em nome de Deus”. The user defends marginalized identities and neurodivergent people, echoing Lisa’s sense of justice and self-awareness: “O termo é suspeito sim mas vcs deviam aprender que pessoas autistas tbm querem se identificar com os idolos delas sabem…”. At the same time, they’re sarcastic, dramatic, and sometimes harsh when frustrated—very much like Lisa when she’s pushed past her patience, for example when they say “Se matem com isso de correto dizer, correto é você socar esse teu diploma de letras no cu…”. Overall, the mix of intense fandom, political awareness, emotional openness, and sharp tongue aligns much more with Lisa than with the more careless chaos of Homer or Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert (E): they constantly reference friends and social plans (“Vou com o Leo domingo e sábado que vem vou com as de vdd as de fé”), complain that friends are asleep when they want to talk (“Meus amgs só dormem que ódio quero contar meu sonho bizarro pra alguém logo”), and frequently interact via quote tweets, showing an outward, socially-charged focus. Their style points strongly to Intuition (N): they hyper-focus on fictional dynamics and meaning, like the emotional impact of Karasuno × Nekoma (“A verdade é que eu tenho dependência emocional na rivalidade deles existe um eu antes de karasuno × nekoma e um eu depois deles”), and turn small details into symbolic narratives, such as Hinata being a “caixinha de surpresas infinitas” (“E é nesse jogo que o kenma descobre que o hinata na vdd é uma caixinha de surpresas infinitas”). They clearly prioritize Feeling (F) over detached logic: they react strongly to perceived injustice or prejudice (“Se se importa tanto com a igreja católica vá limpar os porões deles, veja com os próprios olhos ossos que restaram dos banhos de sangue em nome de Deus”) and defend marginalized groups and parasocial identifications (“O termo é suspeito sim mas vcs deviam aprender que pessoas autistas tbm querem se identificar com os idolos delas sabem...”), often using emotional language and moral framing. Their life and fandom habits look Perceiving (P): they are impulsive and reactive (“Eu vou me matar eu tô avisando” as dramatic hyperbole), bounce between topics and moods, and make spontaneous plans to rewatch or re-watch a film multiple times (“E se eu conseguir dinheiro vou mais uma vez sozinha pq quanto mais melhor #vicio”) rather than emphasizing structure or long-term planning. Overall, they are high-energy, emotionally expressive, fandom-obsessed, socially engaged, and improvisational, matching ENFP more than any other type.

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Haikyuu analyst, SKZ playlist curator & part-time liver dissector. Once paused lunch to panic over an anime match. Opinions sharp, heart full of fandom.– @quokka_stan

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who tweets “Eu vou me matar eu tô avisando” right before screaming about anime volleyball. The cachaça infused with spicy chili channels their feral, unfiltered energy and love of saying exactly what they think, as in “Se matem com isso de correto dizer…”. Blood orange juice brings drama and emotional intensity for the Haikyuu arcs they live and die for, like “A verdade é que eu tenho dependência emocional na rivalidade deles…”. Guaraná soda is the hyper Brazilian caffeine-bubble to match being up at absurd hours ranting, shown in “Tô desde as cinco da manhã tagarelando sobre haikyuu…”. Passion fruit pulp adds a sweet-and-sour crush energy for their ships and idols, from KuroKen to Melanie Martinez, hinted at in “Sla gente eu amo ele” and “carteirinha de fã 🪪 Melanie Martinez…”. The black sugar rim with chili salt is the final petty, venomous edge for when they go full insult mode, as in “Essa aí é outra puta que devia morrer atropelada” and “Aí você abre o perfil dessa piranha e liga os pontos…”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits through passionate, confrontational defense of what they believe is right. They openly attack bigotry and hypocrisy, as in their critique of the Catholic Church’s atrocities in “Super concordo, se estivermos falando de religiões e não regimes de tortura e aniquilação de diversos povos culturas e crenças Se se importa tanto com a igreja católica vá limpar os porões deles, veja com os próprios olhos ossos que restaram dos banhos de sangue em nome de Deus”, which shows moral courage and willingness to provoke. They’re also quick to fiercely defend characters and marginalized identities, calling out people harshly in “Fico puta que no começo do jogo karasuno × nekoma... Vcs que se fodam suas piranhas... se matem vacas” and “O termo é suspeito sim mas vcs deviam aprender que pessoas autistas tbm querem se identificar com os idolos delas sabem...”, prioritizing what feels just over being polite. Their readiness to escalate conflict—e.g. “Gente Oi vou bater na raz tbm que menina do cão” and “Gente Oi eu vou bater mt no leo”—reflects impulsiveness and a combative streak typical of Gryffindor more than calculating Slytherin. While they value friends and fandoms (a Hufflepuff-adjacent trait), the dominant pattern is bold, emotionally-charged defense and a ‘charge first, think later’ attitude, aligning them most convincingly with Gryffindor.

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The song Drama Club by Melanie Martinez best suits @quokka_stan because it blends theatrical intensity, emotional honesty, and a bit of chaotic humor—exactly like their timeline. They openly stan Melanie and even list "best album: k12 e portals" and "sua música preferida: pluto/drama club" in their fan card, showing a deep personal connection to her work: "carteirinha de fã 🪪 Melanie Martinez fã desde: 2018...". Their tweets swing between joking about death or emotional overload—like "Eu vou me matar eu tô avisando" and "Tem chances de eu chorar no cinema pq tô de TPM seria mt ridículo mas tbm não seria a primeira vez"—and loud, unfiltered rants at people and fandoms, which mirrors the song’s critique of being watched, judged, and dramatized. They are fiercely opinionated and combative online, telling people things like "Aí gente sem paciência pra esse povo doente do edtwt se matem logo pfv" and "Se matem com isso de correto dizer, correto é você socar esse teu diploma de letras no cu...", echoing the song’s refusal to play nice for an audience. At the same time, their passion for Haikyuu, ships, and emotional investment in characters—such as "A verdade é que eu tenho dependência emocional na rivalidade deles..."—fits the theatrical, hyper-feeling tone of Drama Club perfectly.

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