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The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy. Their timeline is dominated by harsh, hyper-specific media criticism and gatekeeping, similar to how Comic Book Guy nitpicks everything, e.g. complaining that “this shit is fucking mid from the artstyle to the story, overrated piece of shit” and that modern styles are ugly like in “words cannot express how much i hate this i keep seeing the artstyle everywhere and it pisses me off”. They’re deeply into niche fandoms (Danganronpa, specific anime, Roblox social deduction games) and proudly gatekeep, as shown by “danganronpa v3 was localized so much… we need to get rid of localizers and gatekeep anime so much” and “It’s all Crunchyroll’s fault... gatekeep anime! Stop letting tourists in!”. Their sarcastic, often cruel mockery of other users and platforms, like calling Steam games “another level of retardation” in “Steam games are another level of retardation......” and dismissing people as “retarded” based on profile pics in “If you have this as your PFP, I'm automatically going to assume you're retarded.”, mirrors Comic Book Guy’s elitist disdain. Even their nerdy obsessions with specific figures and technical details—such as defending file formats in “webp is literally the best file type fuck you on” and talking about Windows versions—fit his archetype as the hyper-opinionated, pedantic fanboy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come off as more introverted than extroverted: their posts revolve around niche solo interests (anime like Danganronpa and Angel Tales, Roblox creation, collecting figures) rather than social life, and even when they celebrate milestones it’s low-key and online-focused, e.g. “OH MY GOD! Thank you for one hundred followers!!!!!”, which is about numbers, not parties or IRL events. Their focus is strongly Sensing: they constantly comment on specific visuals, UIs, file types, and concrete tech quirks, such as “I hate the new continue page they put it in a random order”, “webp is literally the best file type fuck you on”, and detailed complaints about figure quality like “$4829374839 down the drain for 1 small prize figurine… gone yellow, box missing/destroyed, bootleg”. They are clearly Thinking over Feeling: their style is blunt, abrasive, and argument-focused, frequently calling others “retarded” or mocking logic rather than cushioning emotions, e.g. “Steam games are another level of retardation……” and “this shit is fucking mid from the artstyle to the story, overrated piece of shit”, and they frame disputes in terms of hypocrisy or inconsistency (like criticizing people for funding games they claim to oppose). Their behavior fits Perceiving more than Judging: they rant reactively about whatever crosses their timeline, jump between topics (Roblox, anime, browsers, AI art, politics) with little sign of structured planning, and openly describe habits like “unemployed mfs opening garbage… after waking up at 3pm” that imply a loose, unstructured lifestyle rather than a scheduled, orderly one. Overall, this mix of private/niche focus, concrete observational commentary, sharp impersonal critique, and spontaneous, reactive posting aligns best with ISTP.

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Anime, Danganronpa & retro web enjoyer. I once swapped browsers out of protest and never went back. Art, games, and occasional media rants.– @Qutuit_

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Overproof dark rum stands in for their loud, unfiltered energy and constant ranting at apps, art styles, and people, like when they say “Steam games are another level of retardation......”. Matcha green tea syrup nods to their love of Japanese media and language in their bio, plus their detailed thoughts on anime and localization, like “danganronpa v3 was localized so much, ESPECIALLY in kokichi's lines we need to get rid of localizers and gatekeep anime so much”. Bitter-sour grapefruit juice mirrors their cynical takes on modern platforms, such as “Pick your poison Instagram (Racism) TikTok (Stupidity) YT shorts (Children) X (Hatred) 4chan (Degeneracy) BlueSky (Pedophilia) Reddit (All of the above)”. Black coffee ice cubes channel their late-night, terminally-online vibe and long rants, like “unemployed mfs opening garbage, feds collection data, empowering the israel ai military, and normalizing paying for digital copies that you dont even own after waking up at 3pm”. Finally, a tiny splash of absinthe represents their edgy, niche fandom obsessions and love for #despaircest, as they proudly announce “Yessss my tl is filled with despaircest yes yes feed me more”, giving the drink a slightly dangerous, chaotic finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are sharp-edged, combative self‑preservation and an eagerness to gatekeep and control spaces, which align strongly with Slytherin. They are openly "anti localization" and call to "gatekeep anime so much" in “danganronpa v3 was localized so much, ESPECIALLY in kokichi's lines we need to get rid of localizers and gatekeep anime so much”, showing a desire to guard what they value by exclusion rather than inclusion. They frame social media platforms and fandoms in highly adversarial, us‑vs‑them terms, e.g., calling Steam games "another level of retardation" in “Steam games are another level of retardation......” and mocking whole groups like "ROBLOX Social Deduction Game fan[s]" in “I'm a ROBLOX Social Deduction Game fan, and this is my face reveal! Bonus: you get to see my thrust dance!”, which reflects a ruthless, tribal mindset. Their willingness to publicly attack individuals and communities—such as calling someone a "sexual assaulter" and insisting they “do not deserve a platform” in “You are a sexual assaulter… You do not deserve a platform”—shows they value winning conflicts and protecting their own moral hierarchy over harmony. Even their fandom stances, like supporting proship as a "symbol of freedom" against "harassing and grooming" antis in “Honestly why is the proship symbol there I know it's frowned upon but it's a symbol of freedom”, reveal a contrarian, defiant streak that prioritizes autonomy and self‑determined rules—classic Slytherin qualities. While they have humor and some loyalty (e.g., fiercely defending creators or series they like), the overarching pattern is ambitious gatekeeping, hostility toward "tourists," and strategic, confrontational self‑assertion, placing them squarely in Slytherin.

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A fitting song for @Qutuit_ is “Internet Ruined Me” by Wilbur Soot, because their entire persona is extremely online, jaded, and shaped by internet culture. They show deep engagement with niche fandoms, anime, and games, like when they gush about Ran from Angel Tales in “Ran from #TenshiNoShippo #AngelTales I really love this anime, it's been my favourite for around a year now!” and proudly share their Danganronpa tierlist in “#danganronpa tierlist”. At the same time, they’re openly hostile and cynical about platforms and online communities, calling them brain-rotting in posts like “Pick your poison Instagram (Racism) TikTok (Stupidity) YT shorts (Children) X (Hatred) 4chan (Degeneracy) BlueSky (Pedophilia) Reddit (All of the above)” and “racism endless scrolling brain damage pure garbage i don't even have two of these apps anyway”. The song’s theme of being consumed and damaged by online life resonates with their constant exposure to drama and harassment, evident in “Why am I being harassed dude I literally did nothing wrong Also I'm not even on Twitter FYI I get therapy sessions every week”. Their mix of irony, aggression, and genuine emotional vulnerability mirrors the song’s tone of someone who knows the internet is hurting them but can’t disconnect.

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