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Your Simpsons character
Based on the user's profane, chaotic, meme‑driven and anti‑authority style, the Simpsons character that aligns best is Bart Simpson. Bart is known for his rebellious, trash‑talking attitude, often shouting 'Eat my shorts!' and pulling random pranks, which mirrors tweets like 'amogus xddddddddddddddddd' and 'Skibidi [picture]'. The user’s frequent use of profanity and contempt for authority—e.g., 'kurwy chcą mnie uciszyć' and 'Kto kurwa ogląda to zjebane wicked'—echoes Bart’s classic 'Ha‑ha!' bully persona. Additionally, the user’s tendency to post random meme images and sarcastic commentary, such as 'XDDDD hahaha [picture]' and 'Hehehehe [picture]', matches Bart’s love for chaotic, attention‑seeking antics. While the user’s hateful content is far more extreme, the underlying pattern of reckless, attention‑seeking trolling fits Bart’s character best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extraverted tendencies, constantly broadcasting provocative messages and directly addressing other accounts, e.g., 'Hej @grok Bazując na moich tweetach...' and 'kurwy chcą mnie uciszyć'. Their communication is grounded in concrete, sensory memes and slang rather than abstract ideas, as seen in posts like 'amogus xddddddddddddddddd' and 'skibidi'. Decision‑making appears driven by cold, logical‑sounding justifications for hate rather than personal values, illustrated by the tweet 'wszystkie żywe pitbulle i inne rasy agresywne uspać i zakazać dalszego rozmnażania i sprowadzania'. The overall posting style is impulsive and unstructured, with rapid, random meme drops such as 'XDDDD hahaha' and 'Xddd sigiemka i hooj', indicating a perceiving preference. These traits align best with the ESTP personality type.

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Based in Bergamuty, I'm a meme curator, gaming fan, and sarcastic commentator. Once tried to turn a goat into a meme star. #MemeLife– @qwertz_mordini

Your signature cocktail
The drink, called XDDDD Chaos Goat, mirrors the user's relentless meme barrage and profanity, echoing their tweet "amogus xddddddddddddddddd" and the self‑deprecating shout "jestem cwelem, a to mój post". A raw shot of vodka provides the unfiltered aggression, while the chili‑infused tequila adds the fiery heat found in posts like "jebac cyganow" and "gówno jebać czarnych", delivering a burn that refuses to be ignored. Sour lime juice and black coffee liqueur give a bitter edge, reflecting the bitter political sarcasm in "Biden, czy to ty?" and the chaotic humor of "skibidi" and "goat" memes. A splash of cola sweetens the chaos, reminiscent of the cheap, meme‑fuelled humor of "XDDDD hahaha" and the constant stream of quoted tweets. Finally, a garnish of goat‑milk foam (or a goat‑shaped chocolate) nods to the frequent "goat" references, making the drink a perfect embodiment of the user's erratic, provocative style.

Your Hogwarts House
The user constantly seeks dominance and self‑promotion, asking 'Hej @grok Bazując na moich tweetach, którym jestem (podaj po jednej postaci do każdej z kategori): dyktatorem? filozofem? fikcyjnym bohaterem? politykiem? postacią religijną? postacią historyczną? artystą?' to be cast in powerful roles. They label themselves 'Goat' and share a 'kompilacja goat'cików', indicating ambition to be seen as the best. Their tweets target political figures, e.g., 'Biden, czy to ty?', and use aggressive language like 'FUCK falcons' and 'Jebać czarne kurwy eses', showing a willingness to break norms. This pattern of manipulation, ambition, and disregard for rules aligns with Slytherin’s core traits. Overall, the content reflects a cunning drive for influence rather than bravery, loyalty, or scholarly wisdom.

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The user's feed is dominated by angry, profane outbursts and a clear antagonism toward authority, which mirrors the defiant chorus of Rage Against the Machine's 'Killing in the Name'. Lines like 'Biden, czy to ty?' and 'ci polacy którzy bronią ruskich to chyba są bękartami po armii radzieckiej' show a hostile stance toward political figures and institutions, echoing the song's refrain 'Some of those that work for the police are the same that murder'. The repeated use of vulgar profanity such as 'kurwa', 'ja pierdole', and 'jebać czarne kurwy eses' aligns with the song's relentless 'Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me' mantra. Additionally, the chaotic, meme-filled style of the tweets (e.g., 'amogus xddddddddddddddddd', 'skibidi') reflects the raw, high-energy aggression that the track channels.

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