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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's extreme content, they mirror Lisa Simpson through a lens of profound academic pressure, deep existential dread, and the feeling of being an overlooked outcast. Much like Lisa’s constant battle with nihilism, the user asks “What's the point of everything when we're all going to die at some point?” while struggling with the intellectual burden of her own self-perception, lamenting, “The least I could've done was study. Now I'm just dumb and fat.”. They share Lisa's desperate craving for validation and connection, noting how “nobody gives a shit about me”, which mirrors Lisa's frequent isolation in Springfield. Ultimately, the user embodies the darkest version of Lisa’s character: an intelligent, sensitive individual who feels that “everything hurts” because they are too aware of their own misery.

Your MBTI personality Type
Marmie exhibits strong Introversion (I) through her deep sense of isolation and withdrawal, stating, “nobody gives a shit about me” and distancing herself from friends. Her Intuition (N) is shown in her existential spiraling and focus on abstract despair, such as asking, “What's the point of everything when we're all going to die at some point?”. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, as her world is entirely governed by intense, volatile emotions and a yearning for love, often “having a complete emotional breakdown” over personal connections. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her lack of structure and impulsive behaviors, describing her “emotions are all over the place” and feeling trapped in a loop of the same repetitive, unorganized days.

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18 | Enthusiastic reader of digital comics and graphic novels. On a journey toward mindfulness and better health. Once spent an hour editing a single photo.– @qwqkapow

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This experimental drink is deceptively dark, capturing the mood of someone who says “when your heart feels heavy but there's nothing you can do”. The absinthe provides a dizzying, high-proof kick for when they feel “super dizzy rn” or like their “head is literally spiralling”. Bittersweet chocolate reflects the duality of their self-image, while the blackberries create a 'smudged mess' of color reminiscent of a “sesh” interrupted. Finally, the tonic adds a sharp carbonation for that “tingling” sensation they often describe, served with a sugar shard for someone who admits “I can't wait to cut tomorrow”.

Your Hogwarts House
Marmie exhibits a dark Slytherin archetype, characterized by a fixated ambition for self-destruction and a desire to 'lock in' on personal, albeit harmful, goals. This resourcefulness in maintaining her 'addiction' is seen when she views self-harm as a tool to “keep my sanity” or to “look nonchalant” during stressful results announcements. Her focus is intensely internal and self-referential, manifesting in an ambitious drive toward becoming “sick in the head” and a total disregard for traditional paths of success. Even her social interactions are calculated, as she admits to “distancing myself from my friends” to control the eventual impact of her disappearance, showing a grim form of strategic planning and self-preservation.

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The song Sharpener perfectly mirrors the user’s struggle with self-harm and the cycle of addiction, particularly the feeling of needing it to stay grounded. Marmie expresses this constant pull in her tweet, “I genuinely believe that I feel too many things at once and the only thing keeping me sane is cutting myself😭”, which aligns with the song's themes of using pain as a coping mechanism. She frequently describes the physical and mental toll of her addiction, such as when she says, “it's like my mind has been completely blinded by this stupid addiction”, reflecting the lyrical focus on the difficulty of breaking free from destructive habits. Furthermore, her intense feelings of isolation and self-loathing, seen in her post “I wanna escape this loop. I don't want to go through the same day and do the same things over and over again”, echo the melancholic and trapped atmosphere of the track.

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