Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic fan: They gush over creators like Conan Gray, Olivia Rodrigo, and Bunch of Friends, e.g. “guys i love bunch of friends so much nobody even understands…” and “i love conan gray”.
- Humorous voice: They use absurd, meme-y jokes like “im going to cover myself in butter and hop in the toaster” and repeated bits like “KID NAMED FINGER” (example).
- Emotionally expressive: They openly share strong feelings, from burnout and anxiety to joy, e.g. “going through the worst burnout ever and i dont feel like a real person” and “IM SO HSPPY IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO PISS”.
- Supportive friend: They celebrate others’ wins, like their brother’s music “everyone stream my brothers new song” and a formerly homophobic friend now in a gay relationship “seeing my formally extremely homophobic friend now be in a gay relationship 🥹”.
- Creative thinker: They make art and playful ideas, e.g. “my art project yo” and quirky plans like “what if i start going on omegle and doing embarrasing things in public to help my social anxiety”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical body: They talk harshly about their body and eating, e.g. “who wants to slap my big fat belly”, “i ate a whole 1040 cal pint of ice cream”, and fasting posts like “think im gonna omad 4 cookies”.
- Harm‑related thoughts: They reference self-harm, e.g. “what if i by a scalpel to cut with” and frustration about people noticing scars “‘hey what are those on your arm’ shut the FUCK up…”.
- High anxiety: They repeatedly describe overwhelming anxiety, e.g. “IM TIRED OF HAVING ANXIETY !!! I WANT TO DO FUN THINGS !!” and a panic episode over a card code “BRO I WAS LITERALLY PANICKING FOR LIKE AN HOUR STRAIGHT”.
- Burnout/low energy: They mention severe burnout and feeling unreal “going through the worst burnout ever and i dont feel like a real person” and boredom with everything “life is so boring lately… everythings so boring”.
- Impulsive language: They use harsh or slur-like wording about themselves and others, e.g. “keep starving yourself fattie and see if i care” and calling themself a slur on Patreon spending “im such a chud. im such a fàĝĝot.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: anxious, self-aware, a little overdramatic, but genuinely thoughtful and idealistic. Like Lisa, they’re bright and introspective, talking about mental health and diagnoses with a mix of confusion and self-analysis, e.g. “why does my diagnosis unclude 'disturbance in conduct'. i have literally never acted out and im basically a goody two shoes in school”. Their strong emotions and burnout, but also love of art and media (Conan Gray, Olivia Rodrigo, Bunch of Friends) echo Lisa’s intense fandoms and need for meaningful connection, such as “guys i love bunch of friends so much nobody even understands i watch at least 3 of their videos every single day”. The social anxiety and desire to be bolder in public, like “IM TIRED OF HAVING ANXIETY !!! I WANT TO DO FUN THINGS !! I WANT TO MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF IN PUBLIC !!!!”, fits Lisa’s constant struggle between insecurity and wanting to express herself. Even their slightly nerdy, reflective side—pondering school, politics, and identity like “its so crazy to me that gay marriage was only federally legalized in 2015... like i was alive when that happened”—feels very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: despite lots of tweeting, their focus is on inner feelings, anxiety and private struggles rather than parties or big social circles, e.g. “IM TIRED OF HAVING ANXIETY !!! I WANT TO DO FUN THINGS !! I WANT TO MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF IN PUBLIC !!!!” and “life is so boring lately school is boring my phone is boring the weekends are boring everythings so boring”, which sounds more like a withdrawn, overstimulated teen than an energized extrovert. They read as iNtuitive (N) more than Sensing: they often spiral into meanings, identity and big-picture reflections instead of just raw facts, like “its so crazy to me that gay marriage was only federally legalized in 2015... like i was alive when that happened” and intense parasocial attachment to creators such as “guys i love bunch of friends so much nobody even understands… they make me so happy no one even understands”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): decisions and judgments are emotionally charged and value‑based rather than analytical, as seen in reactions like “genuinely enrages me to my core like keep starving yourself fattie and see if i care” and their hurt/confusion over labels in “why does my diagnosis unclude 'disturbance in conduct'. i have literally never acted out and im basically a goody two shoes in school”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their life looks spontaneous, reactive and unstructured—swinging from fasting attempts to eating a full pint of ice cream (“i ate a whole 1040 cal pint of ice cream”), panic‑guessing a card code (“I LITERALLY GUESSED IT RIGHT AFTET LIKE 67 GUESSES”), and joking about impulsive coping ideas like “what if i by a scalpel to cut with”. Taken together—the emotional intensity, idealism, inward focus, fandom-based passion, and messy spontaneity—line up most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can still remember the Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish by heart, can you teach me a new line: ‘yo prometo lealtad… a vel y su big fat belly’?
- You watching Romeo and Juliet in English while blasting Conan Gray and Olivia Rodrigo feels poetic, but I think the real love story is me streaming ‘Winner’ and realizing conan definitely wrote it about you instead of your mom.
- You said life isn’t all Lexapro and rainbows, but between your art projects, track meets, and screaming about new Bunch of Friends uploads, you’re basically my serotonin prescription in human form.
- You ate a 1040-calorie ice cream pint, survived a surprise wasabi chomp because you thought it was avocado, and still run 1600s and 3200s—can I sign up to be your post-race snack and emotional support groupie?
- You’re crying on the toilet, yelling about your knee, terrified of hares, and losing your mind over SpongeBob popsicles being only 100 calories—statistically speaking, I think we’re already in a deeply committed relationship, we just haven’t told each other yet.
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Your new Twitter bio
Track kid with a bad knee, mild chaos, and strong opinions on Clairo & Conan. Once ate a whole pint of ice cream and called it ‘research’.– @r3d_vel_vetcake
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Snowday Fizz
A bright pour of melon liqueur mirrors their hyper, goofy stan energy and colorful fandom brainrot, like yelling “NEW BUNCH OF FRIEND VIDEO OH MY GOD IM SO HSPPY IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO PISS IM GOING TO EJACULATE ON JAY OMG” and “hi conan gray @conangray hi. The wasabi-salt rim is for their chaotic impulse control and pain-humor combo, inspired by “I JUST TOOK A MASSIVE BITE OF WASABI BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS AVACADO” and the unhinged “im going to cover myself in butter and hop in the toaster. A scoop of vanilla ice cream float nods to their comfort-seeking food fixation and ED struggles, from “i ate a whole 1040 cal pint of ice cream” to “i dont want to eat dinner. but i want pudding 😢. Sparkling lemonade keeps it light, sharp, and a little sour, like their anxious but determined vibe in “IM TIRED OF HAVING ANXIETY !!! I WANT TO DO FUN THINGS !!” and “life aint all lexapro and rainbows. Finally, edible glitter is the shedtwt fairy dust over the whole thing, capturing their dramatic snowbound boredom “life is so boring lately… everythings so boring” and their sparkly, obsessive joy in “guys i love bunch of friends so much nobody even understands.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline radiates intense attachment and loyalty to their comfort people and media, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They talk about Bunch of Friends with almost devotional consistency, saying things like “guys i love bunch of friends so much nobody even understands i watch at least 3 of their videos every single day… they make me so happy” and celebrating every new video with over-the-top joy, such as “NEW BUNCH OF FRIEND VIDEO IM SO HSPPY IM GOING TO CRY IM GOING TO PISS IM GOING TO EJACULATE ON JAY OMG”. They hype up loved ones and friends, like supporting their brother’s work in “everyone stream my brothers new song 👀👀”, and cherishing relationships in tweets like “seeing my formally extremely homophobic friend now be in a gay relationship 🥹🥹🥹”. Their tone is emotionally open, earnest, and community-seeking, shown in “i love bunch of friends” and their affectionate messages toward artists they admire, such as “love your music and your cause and your eyes and your huzz”. While there are flashes of impulsivity and self-deprecation, the dominant through-line is devotion, warmth, and a craving for safe connections—classic Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Heather - Conan Gray
They are clearly obsessed with Conan Gray, repeatedly tweeting about him, like “hi conan gray @conangray hi” and “i love conan gray”, so a Conan track fits their emotional world. Heather in particular matches their mix of vulnerability, body-image struggles, and intense feelings; they joke about fasting and food in posts like “i used to jus do 40 hour fasts and now i can barely fast for 10 hours” and “i ate a whole 1040 cal pint of ice cream”, hinting at insecurity and self-criticism. Their anxiety and burnout show up in tweets like “IM TIRED OF HAVING ANXIETY !!! I WANT TO DO FUN THINGS !!” and “going through the worst burnout ever and i dont feel like a real person”, which lines up with the song’s soft, aching tone. The way they fixate lovingly on favorite creators and friends, as in “guys i love bunch of friends so much nobody even understands”, mirrors the longing, idealization, and emotional intensity at the heart of Heather.
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